Lord Samuel J Jack ⚒️
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Planet Earth. CEO & International Arbitrage Executive at When’s Lunch Trading. Coincidence Theorist. Pronouns Man/Dude #COYI
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I live a stones throw from Kensington Palace.
That’s Net Zero Prince William’s helicopter ferrying him home.
It happens every day.
Hypocrisy doesn’t cut it.
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Buying some beers in Sainsbury’s. Walk in tell the security guard I have an exemption for the mask. He replies:
“I don’t even care anymore mate.” 😂🙏
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Honestly this mask behaviour insane.
People in Starbucks wearing a mask.
Sit down. Take it off. Get up. Put it back on. Go to the toilet. Sit back down and take it off again.
Is everyone mental?
Or just thick as sh7t?
Or both?
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Why is Bill Gates having dinner with you tonight
@BorisJohnson
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Are the computers at No10 not working or…
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I’m Jewish and I’ve been celebrating Passover but I hope all of my Christian brothers and sisters have a wonderful Easter. Peace 🙏
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The people that voted for Sadiq Khan are people from a certain religion who are heavily dependant on the benefits that he turns a blind eye to and without them couldn’t afford to live here.
London is no longer a city of Londoners.
It is a ghetto.
I’m ashamed.
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Because he’s a tosser and Londoners hate him.
London mayor UK's 3rd most heavily guarded person.
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Good Evening Everyone.
I made a new friend today.
None other than the king of the bog roll toilet mogul himself Charlie Mullins.
He called me a drunk, a waste of space and tried to punch me.
What a nice guy!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Zelensky is high on cocaine man.
I used to have a serious problem with it so I can spot it from a mile off.
The guy is off his nut.
Why isn’t anyone bringing this up?
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Just walked out of church. A speaker was brought in to deliver a sermon and she said we can't blame black and brown boys for knife crime, she started speaking about the climate emergency and said politicians shouldn't authorise new oil licenses.
Lord give me strength.
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Ladies & Gentlemen I regret to inform you that The Ambassadors Hotel in The Refugee Borough of Kensington & Chelsea is fully booked for two years by The Home Office.
We’re housing illegals in the most expensive borough in the country.
Where next? The Dorchester?
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Good Morning.
Pret.
One latte please.
Makes latte.
£3.80 please.
Gets out cash.
We don’t take cash until 9AM.
I have the exact change?
Sorry we can’t take cash.
But you’ve already made the coffee?
There’s another Pret down the road. They take cash.
Wow.
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I bumped into Chuka Umuna and asked about his “reckless remuneration of bankers” comments and asked why after being fired as an MP he joined J.P. Morgan.
His security detail then knocked my phone out of my hand 😂😂
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I'm starting to ask people why they are wearing a mask.
Increasingly common in London.
None of my business you say? I got asked why I wasn't wearing one all the time during the 'pandemic'.
People wearing masks are the ones who are going to have us all locked down again.
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I normally keep the work I do with homeless people to myself because I don’t want to come across as virtuous. But I can’t quite fathom why we are housing illegal immigrants in hotels and letting British homeless people die in the freezing cold in the street. It is appalling.
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I’m not happy in London ☹️
All my mates have moved abroad.
London is a shit hole.
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Finally bumped into some of these Just Stop Oil toss pots.
Apologies for the camera quality!
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At 6AM I went on my morning walk listening to music only to be approached by three young males on bicycles wearing balaclavas on Sloane Street.
I legged it because I knew what was coming.
Ran around the corner to Basil Street and hid in the car park.
Be careful in London.
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Happy St George’s Day
@SadiqKhan
!
What time are we saying The Lord’s Prayer inside London Central Mosque?
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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I want to post a video of a hotel in SW7 full of illegals but I’m in two minds because I’ll get shadow banned.
Should I do it?
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Spotted Immigration Enforcement in Central London couldn’t help but ask “Do you need directions to Dover?” 😂
@Steve_Laws_
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Prime Minister meets Bank of England and Big Tech just before the pandemic.
Nothing to see here chaps.
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Happy three weeks to flatten the curve anniversary!
If you don’t believe they’re full of shit now you never will.
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For everyone buying this ‘Brazilian Variant’ crap The World Health Organisation published this in February last year.
“We detected in total 65776 variants with 5775 distinct variants.”
Not my words. Their words.
They have 65776 to play with.
Wake up.
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The Ambassador Hotel in Earl’s Court.
Full of illegals.
“I’m from Syria on holiday for a week from Birmingham”
Security guard “I’m calling the police”
This a joke man 😂😂😂😂
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If you’ve had two injections of experimental mRNA gene therapy can you please tell me what you are allowed to do that I am not?
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I don’t believe a word about what is happening in Ukraine.
We all have iPhones with 1 trillion mega pixel cameras yet we can’t see any footage of said war.
It is a money laundering operation for a club that you ain’t in.
Read War is a racket by Smedley D Butler.
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We’re fully booked for four months 😂
Another hotel full of illegals in London.
I asked who was paying for it and they all went silent and started muttering in another language.
What a joke.
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@SadiqKhan
I've been helping a British homeless guy through a charity I volunteer for to get accommodation. He's been on a waiting list with Westminster Council for 11 months now whilst people arrive in dinghies and get put into hotels immediately. You should be ashamed Mr Mayor.
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I noticed a woman crying on a bench on the King's Road in Chelsea this morning. Very well dressed. Everyone walked past her. I stopped and asked her if she was okay. We had a cup of tea and I made her promise me she would smile before I left. She did. Be that person. 😊
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Just got arrested and subsequently de arrested because the woman in Waitrose wouldn’t sell me wine without ID so I just put some cash on the counter and walked off with my shopping.
Security guard was not impressed 😂
I’m 6ft2, 90 KG, bearded and 30 years old. Seriously.
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Good Morning.
I like Russell Brand. Always have.
If you're surprised that he engaged in nefarious sexual activity then you probably have an incredibly low IQ.
If you have been raped I'd suggest you contact these people called the police not Channel fucking Four.
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During this immense heatwave I have put the heating on and put a jumper on.
It is overcast and raining in London.
Hopefully I survive this climate catastrophe.
Wish me luck 🙏🏻🤘🏻🖤
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As of tomorrow it will cost you £4,562.50 a year to drive a car within the north and south circular and a further £3,650 pounds to drive in the congestion charge zone.
So as of tomorrow driving is effectively illegal.
Thanks
@SadiqKhan
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If you genuinely believe that a 19 year old went to kill the Queen with a crossbow you have an IQ of a baked potato.
It is a distraction.
Enjoy the New Year lockdown.
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Bloke in Holborn outside by himself in a mask tearing off anti lockdown stickers.
What a melt.
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@JustStop_Oil
You do know that the Wellington Arch connects two of the biggest cycle highways in London from West to East London?
If you want people to stop driving why are you attacking cycle intersections?
How thick can you be?
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I went to four different polling stations today. Each told me I was registered at another polling station. I wasn’t the only person who experienced this. The result being I couldn’t vote. Despite being registered to vote.
@SadiqKhan
is a con man. He keeps moving the goal posts.
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Here’s what I think will happen:
1. Restrictions not lifted on June 21st.
2. Winter lockdown instigated in November.
3. Furlough replaced with Universal Basic Income in 2022.
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@MayorofLondon
Is this you on your push bike being tailed by a V8 Range Rover?
When I go out on my bike I don’t need someone to follow me in a Range Rover.
Funny that!
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@jgoffshore
@SheronC01571447
I’ve lived around here for ten years.
That is his helicopter.
Stick a sock in it pal.
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@MayorofLondon
@TheLondonEye
Can you please stop using London as some kind of platform for Islam?
This is a Christian country.
No one voted for this.
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Not a terrorist attack and the refugee will be used by the far right.
Comments disabled.
I thought journalism is about accountability?
When you block people from replying you turn your platform into propaganda…
"It seems to me the French police, not the anti terror unit have taken charge which tells me it's not a terrorism case but my fear is regardless of the outcome the fact that the suspect is a refugee will be used by the far right."
@FawazGerges
on the attack in France.
📺Sky 501
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I think Liz Truss has been taken into the back room and shown the slide show and told who her bosses are and she’s spooked.
She wants out.
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Charged with soliciting.
Not rape.
Soliciting.
So it is the woman’s fault some nonce decided to rape his passenger.
Pathetic.
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Remember the scene in Goodfellas after The Lufthansa Heist when the guy buys a pink Cadillac and a mink coat and De Niro kicks off and tells them to take it back.
This is Ukraine’s Finance Minister with his new Rolls Royce.
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Went out on my first date with a guy tonight. There you go I said it.
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Incredible that Boris Johnson didn’t make Dominic Cummings sign a non disclosure agreement and a restrictive covenant when he got the can.
It is almost as if this is all planned 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
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I always wondered why I wake up at 5am everyday naturally without an alarm.
Who knew? 🤣😉
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We know they are lying.
They know they are lying.
They know that we know that they are lying.
We know that they know that we know they are lying.
And still they continue to lie.
Solzhenitsyn.
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@JamesMelville
I’m a man and I’ve never had a period, should I be concerned?
I’m worried 😂
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Blocked by plastic surgery’s worst advertisement…
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Insulting black cab drivers awards you an instant block from me.
They're marginally more expensive than Uber but they know where they're going, the cabs are comfortable and the driver doesn't sit there with headphones in on the phone to someone in Mogadishu.
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Just got a lifetime ban from Tesco for ignoring the traffic light system and queue.
I tried to engage the security guard in a debate about the efficacy of traffic lights on supermarkets and how they stop the spread of the rona.
Captain Clipboard then banned me!
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The problem with the Covid narrative is that it was built by pathological liars who in turn created pathological liars who repeated and continue to repeat without question what they were told.
It has created a society of liars.
Long Covid does not exist. Never did.
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I’m out in Mayfair drinking and thinking about where I’m going to end up. This country isn’t for me. I want out. I want to be free. I never voted for totalitarianism.
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I wonder if
@SadiqKhan
will be visiting the kid’s family.
He needs to be held to account by the victims of knife crime. He’s completely lost control of London and is out of his depth.
Shocking that this happened in Primrose Hill as well.
A teenage boy who was stabbed to death in Primrose Hill has been named by police
Harry Pitman has been identified as the teenage boy, 16, who was killed on New Year’s Eve (December 31) at 11.40pm.
Despite the best efforts of emergency services, he died at the scene.
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Hey Everyone,
I’ve been uncomfortable talking about this as a CIS man with a penis but I’m pregnant.
There you go.
I’m having a girl and I’m going to call her Dave.
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Huw Edwards is a distraction.
They’re using it to shunt coverage of illegal immigrants and the ramifications of an unnecessary Covid lockdown.
Open your eyes 👀
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@Steve_Laws_
The most bizarre thing is this is the dictionary definition of reasonable, but you'll get called far right for suggesting it.
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The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood that he was one of them...
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BREAKING
@GBNEWS
HIRES
- FORMER BBC JOURNO
- FORMER SKY NEWS JOURNO
- FORMER ITV JOURNO
- FORMER MURDOCH JOURNO
Can’t wait for this refreshing take on journalism. Can you?
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SAVE THE NHS 2020
SAVE CHRISTMAS 2020
SAVE EASTER 2021
SAVE SUMMER 2021
SAVE THE NHS 2021
SAVE CHRISTMAS 2021
Are you waking up yet?
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Black cab back from Knightsbridge stuck on West Carriage Road.
The traffic lights letting 3 cars out at a time onto Bayswater Road.
Driver said he has made £50 all day.
His loan repayment on the electric cab
@SadiqKhan
encouraged him to buy is £1000 per month.
#Shambles
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@novaramedia
@_emiliarandall
So a horticulturist spends hours of their time planning and then planting their display and this lot just turn up and ruin someone’s day?
@metpoliceuk
DO SOMETHING!
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@GaryLineker
@alanshearer
@AlexScott
You’ve got 6,444 likes you’re only 6 off the number of construction workers killed.
Well done crisp man.
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@GaryLineker
He deserves an Oscar for his services to acting not the front cover of Time magazine.
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Let’s annex part of the United Kingdom and call it the Unvaccinated Kingdom.
You do lockdowns and corporatism.
We’ll do free markets and classical liberalism.
Let’s see who comes out on top.
Deal?
@BorisJohnson
@RishiSunak
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I took cocaine for fourteen years of my life and I’d just like to say as a recovering cocaine addict as far as I can tell all of our politicians are on the Columbian Bam Bam.
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The next person that tries to tell me that only eating steak is unhealthy can do one.
I’ve not been feeling good lately.
As soon as I switched back to steak 🥩 I feel great.
Eat meat.
Fuck vegetables.
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I’ve had the best Christmas Eve in years.
I woke up hungover.
Smoked a few Dunhills.
I had Lobster Linguine in Mayfair.
Now I’m getting drunk.
All done so with me, myself and I.
And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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The Rwanda Bill is a complete farce.
The RNLI/Border Force taxis pick up illegals and bring them to the U.K. when all they need to do is turn them around and take them back to France.
No processing. No temporary accommodation. No flights. No legal challenges.
Problem solved.
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Props to the cyclist on Oxford St who ran a red light and almost ran me over so I kicked him off his bike.
He started hitting me with a tennis racket and three black cabbies got out and pulled him off me.
😂😂😂😂
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If you’re a public sector worker who went on strike today with a guaranteed salary, job security and a gold plated pension go fuck yourself you selfish tossers.
You made today an absolute nightmare for normal working people.
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I almost died today. Fuck, that was a Close one. Home now. Thank you to the all the NHS staff that kept me kicking. And thanks for the Valium. 🙏Anaphylaxis is a bastard!
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Good Morning.
Luke Littler in tears after winning £200,000 knowing he will never get served again because now everyone knows he’s 16 😂
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This is beyond a joke.
The government is handing out ‘free’ Covid test kits in Notting Hill.
Has everyone lost the plot?
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I’m conducting an experiment.
Name anything & I will tell you why it is racist.
Comment below and I shall endeavour to respond to every one of you.
Also feel free to respond to each other.
Example “Vanilla ice cream because the vanilla pods were harvested by slaves”.
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I don't really know where I stand with Tommy anymore.
I think he's been got to.
Increasingly we are seeing people who are allegedly in police custody or in police vans posting videos.
In my experience when you get banged up they don't let you post a video.
Tommy Robinson reporting from inside the police van.
He was pepper sprayed before being taken away for the ‘crime’ of journalism.
@metpoliceuk
at work?
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If you're such a huge supporter of Palestine, move to Palestine, start a business, and employ Palestinians.
Stop whinging about it in London.
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Am I the only person who hasn't been watching the celebrity bug-eating contest?
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Going to have to pull some serious stunts to get my 8k followers back!
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