Chris T. Sample
@Sample1Chris
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Progressive Road Warrior 🚚, Doggo Mom. Never met a 🐾 I didn’t love, Unrepentant Chocoholic, Wine solves everything, Purveyor of Snark
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@Anguiano12Andy
@joncoopertweets
How does it feel to have the leader of your party a rapist, tax cheat and a thief?
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@PeterSchorschFL
@TheRickWilson
@RonDeSantis
I thought Madison Cawthorn talked about the GOP cocaine orgies.
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@asmilestweet
@KyleClark
I’m 64 and have gone to countless movies and performances. I’ve never even thought about vaping, taping the performance or feeling people up.
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@JRineh94
@RpsAgainstTrump
Didn’t Trump try to destroy democracy when he pushed for slates of fake electors?
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@RonFilipkowski
“Do you have any of my daughter/wife’s purses for sale?” “No, sir, you have to go to Dollar Tree for those.”
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@OccupyDemocrats
Melania decided it would be best if she packed her bags and went back to Europe with her parents and Barron.
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@FlindyD
@VeronicaJuliaC
@BlackKnight10k
@kleinline
I hope Mike Johnson sleeps well knowing he’s revealed to thousands of angry, armed Americans the exact location of the secret entrances to the Speaker of the House’s Chambers.
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@RaeMargaret61
@JoJoFromJerz
@RonFilipkowski
We didn’t even have Lesbian Dance Theory like Lauren Boebert’s school.
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@amiraelizabeth
@CatTsalagi
@AndyKimNJ
If a group of idiots storm the Capitol and they can be identified by facial recognition, station someone with a camera outside a men’s ED clinic. Then plaster their name and address all over social media. Let them whine about “privacy” then.
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@OccupyDemocrats
So a lot of top level GOP will be spending the weekend in a state of panic. Nice.
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@JoJoFromJerz
I got my Dark Brandon 2024 coffee mug yesterday in the mail, just as Trump’s mug shot was being released. I sat and drank my coffee in my new mug watching the news this morning. Best damn cup of coffee I’ve ever had.
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@Bozene1954
@theliamnissan
They will find he is a straight white Christian male, just another mass shooter.
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@OccupyDemocrats
And I’m guessing that a chunk of the monies raised will end up in Trump’s account.
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@realTuckFrumper
I’m imagining the spectacle in Waco later will fill college psychiatry textbooks for years to come.
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@JamesWitmer6
@PrezLives2022
Perhaps childless women are happy with their choices. I know I am.
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@GergSnilloc
@JDCocchiarella
While his predecessor is sitting in Florida breaking bread with racists, antisemites and white supremacists. Yea, I’d say that’s badass.
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@RonFilipkowski
Let’s clear one thing up. The Lewiston shooter was not a criminal. He was a right wing Christofascist terrorist, radicalized by the likes of Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Jr, Steve Bannon and Dinesh DiSousa.
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@LawyersAnd
Lara can’t reach the mike stand so they had to move a stack of classified documents for her to stand on.
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@realTuckFrumper
And he went to a Dairy Queen, ordered a crap load of Blizzards and walked out without paying. Do you expect anything else?
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@AmericanMuck
As a possible sign of things to come, we went to the Pueblo Chile Festival this weekend. The Pueblo Republican Party had a booth; the times I walked by it, no one had stopped to look at their handouts or talk to the folks manning it. Perhaps Pueblo has gotten wise.
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@thejackhopkins
@Frmr_Republican
I work delivering carpet to flooring contractors. I could care less the immigration status of my customers. They install carpet and do a damn good job.
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@JustVent6
And, when asked what Kelce was going to do next after winning the Super Bowl, he replied “Im going to Disney Land!”
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@LqLana
You’d think after the Terry Schiavo case, Floridian Republicans would stay away from those things.
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@RealMartyT7
@johnram77646935
@RonFilipkowski
Yes! My partner worked for 20 years at a union print shop. Every piece of printed material going out of the shop had a union “bug” on it. And every Democratic candidate required a bug on their material. The only ones who requested no bug were Republicans.
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@HalSparks
An actual photo of Trump’s attorney arguing his case this morning before the Appellate Court.
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@BuiceElaine
@acnewsitics
True; the Court could not make a finding of whether Trump sexually assaulted her with his tiny penis or his tiny finger.
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@kyledcheney
I live about 12 blocks from the courthouse. Perhaps I should go down there with a sign and stand behind him.
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@laurenboebert
How much money are you going to give the baby momma of your deadbeat son for her to shut up and disappear?
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@realTuckFrumper
I guess she figured out the money is about to run out so she’d better find another place to grift.
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@gggirl924
@loup407
But what will happen to the caravans of MAGAs who follow him around? Will they just find a parking lot to camp in? They’re being kicked out of the golf motel.
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@realTuckFrumper
Well, if you consider a rotten potato left under the back porch steps for the entire winter “good looking”, then OK for you.
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@auntbec15
@sausalitohippe
I can’t believe that one person with a heart and conscience who has a private plane can’t collect her, fly her to Colorado so she can get an abortion.
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@FrankFigliuzzi1
As Bob Cesca reported, we have a heightened ketchup bottle terror alert at Mar a Lardo today.
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@meetprofitpaul
@erinhahn_author
I’d rather have a “woke” kid than one I have to pick up from the coroner’s office.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
Now do Lauren Boebert for using controlled substances and possession of firearms.
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@realTuckFrumper
I want to see a teacher explain adultery to a 6 year old without using gender terms because that’s not allowed.
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@ScottyWhoa
@DougJBalloon
Because it’s nice to know that, if I had a money problem, I had a parent that loved me enough to help me out.
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@DefenseBaron
@AdamKinzinger
Shall we mention the eight GOP house and Senate members who travelled to Moscow on July 4, 2018 to kiss Putin’s ring?
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@RepBoebert
Why did Dr. Ronnie Jackson pass out fentanyl, morphine and meth like Skittles at the White House? Was that why you kept popping up at Trump’s door?
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@emptywheel
Why not testify? It’s not like the Proud Bois are a violent quasi military organization.
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@jandj5150
@EmergePeoria
@cbouzy
During the final January 6th hearing I ate a piece of cake for two people and I don’t even remember eating it.
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@RonFilipkowski
One of the early signs of onset of dementia is having to have your name put on your clothing.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
Cross reference those arrested today with J6 participants and bet you’ll find some matches.
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@DevinCow
Didn’t the entire continent end up with the white people after they decimated the indigenous people?
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@TrumpDailyPosts
If you’re innocent, you would want a speedy trial, to clear yourself and get back to campaigning
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@RickOceanMusic
@MJC314159
As there are reports that Barron is on the autism spectrum, I’d say leave him alone. His father shames people with disabilities enough.
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@NksSznTwo
@POTUS
It will do nothing to raise the national debt, unlike the $1.7 trillion tax cut for Trump’s ultra wealthy buddies in 2017.
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@asmilestweet
@KyleClark
But do carry on about Michelle Obama wearing a sleeveless dress and Barack wearing a tan suit.
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@EdKrassen
@palomacreative
They need an evil Jew and George Soros seems to work for them. One hundred years ago it was the Rothchilds.
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@CalltoActivism
I sincerely hope that all of Trump’s attorneys have availed themselves of Biden’s student debt forgiveness program before they’re all disbarred.
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@RachelBitecofer
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I will demand Fani Willis resign when it is discovered she paid $130,000 to a witness to keep their mouth shut.
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