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Your source for opinions you didn’t ask for and cat pictures! 🦁💁‍♀️ #consentMatters #vote #bluewave #domesticViolenceSurvivor #mentalHealthMatters

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19 days
We can either be a light, or allow ourselves to be swallowed up by darkness. It’s up to US! #mlkday2025 #resist #MLKDay
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4 years
Guys!!! I was approved for an apartment!! And just signed the lease!! I will finally be able to live on my own again. Only took 3 years of recovery to get back in my feet after that abusive monster took everything from me! #recovery #AdultingAndStuff #abuse #DomesticAbuse.
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4 years
Today has been a day filled with bullying and trolls. But I won’t let that get me down. Stay mad, jackasses! I still love me! And this suit! 😁😁 #beach #beachday #noShame #ILoveMe #loveTheSkinYoureIn
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3 years
NOTHING justifies rape. Ever. Nobody is ever asking to be raped. Women should be able to wear what they want without fear. If you can’t control yourself, that’s a YOU issue. And for fuck sake it’s 2022. WHY do we have to keep reiterating this?!.
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3 years
Candace Owens: “Racism is dead and COVID is a hoax.”.Also Candace Owens: “I was denied a COVID test because I’m black.”.
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4 years
Charges brought against the guy that smacked my ass: sexual assault and battery. Fuck around and find out. 👊#sexualAssault #MeToo #fuckAroundAndFindOut #voice.
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4 years
Just had a dude slap my ass in the cafeteria. While I’m pissed about this, what’s even more upsetting is the fact that NOT A SINGLE ONE OF HIS MALE FRIENDS said, “you can’t do that. That’s not cool”. They just laughed and kept walking. #notOkay #goodApples #sexualHarrassment.
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4 years
I’m much smaller than my shirt let’s on. Damn side photos. But even on vacation I’m out, fighting the good fight! 😎😎
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3 years
And here you will see a shining example of why we need to better fund good general and sex education. Le sigh.
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3 years
And now I am dead. 😂😂😂😂
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3 years
A year ago today, I took a big step towards financial independence and moved into my own apartment after a divorce that left me with tons of debt. I have been able to maintain my independence and pay debt down and I am proud of myself! There IS life and hope after abuse! ❤️🔥💪.
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@patriottakes So we’re advocating for people to put kids up for adoption instead of abortion and then turning around and calling those adoption parents “fake mom and fake dad”?.
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4 years
I went with a dress today. thoughts? #wednesdaythought #notsure
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3 years
I crushed the phone interview! In fact, I have a virtual, formal interview on Wednesday! Hazzah! 😎😎😎.
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I have a whole ass flock of crows in my back yard. Like an obscene amount of crows. Just cackling away. Isn’t this like one of the signs of the apocalypse or something? #crows #wtf.
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4 years
Yes. I have large arms and broad shoulders. Yes. I’m strong. No. You can’t tell because I have a layer of fat covering it. That’s WHY IM IN THE GYM. Don’t shame anyone for working out or being strong! Ever. #iveHadIt #selfConscious #illStillGoTho #workingHard
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Wanting to make rape victims carry their rapists child is not pro-life. It’s pro-rape and it’s disgusting. #IsaidWhatisaid.
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My client was upset with me for wearing a mask and for not dressing feminine enough because I have “betrayed my position as a woman from man’s rib by dressing as a man”….👀 This is the outfit in question
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As a follow up to my last tweet, I am so excited because first of all, I paid something off. But second of all, when I got divorced, I left with NOTHING. He took just about everything. This is the first time I’ve owned the furniture I’m sitting on. #lifeAfterAbuse #iDidIt.
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I filed a report with the school and the police. I even got to see the video. 😬I guess the guy really threw his arm back and wound up before he actually hit me. No wonder it was so loud. 😣🥺 #sexualAssault #notOkay #standUp #wtf.
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4 years
For the first time ever, I stopped myself from giving someone a second chance with me. Let’s all take a moment to celebrate the day that Sam recognized her worth! #fuckAroundAndFindOut #imOut #immaHeadOut #noRegrets.
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4 years
@Jim_Jordan The Pledge of Allegiance says, “and justice for all”. something YOU have fought against aggressively.
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3 years
Ope. I called Randy Quaid a racist, sexist, bigoted, idiotic asshole. I stand by it. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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I have pets instead of kids because my ex husband beat me and I wasn’t about to bring children into the world. What a shit show it would have been to bring a child into that mess. Call me selfish, but I regret and will apologize for nothing. #isaidwhatisaid.
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4 years
I dropped 2 Jean sizes!! 🤭🤭🤭😍 #HardWork #workingOut #Health.
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Last night I was meeting my friends family and as one of them left he said, “it was nice meeting you. I’d hug you, but I’m not used to having big tits rub against me” and everyone else laughed. 🙄🙄 why? Why is this a thing? #AskingForAFriend #JFC.
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3 years
The naughty elf is here!!! 😏😎🔥
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Today, I spent half of my day in the car with a woman who only listens to Christian music. I thought I was going to burst into flames. #oof #notMyJam.
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4 years
Well George Clooney followed lil ole me! 🥰😂
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I was sexually assaulted by my husband. I did not report. Why? In this country, people still believe that marital rape is not a thing. In this country, people still believe that it falls on a woman to help a man control himself. Attitudes like this stopped me. Me fucking too.
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@KristySwansonXO I hope you’re sure you ask for every single medical pamphlet of every single injection, medication, and test they do on you. I mean, I’m sure you’d want to ensure that you know what’s going into your body, right? Why didn’t you just go to a church?.
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It’s Friday! My interview on Wednesday went well! In fact, it went so well that I’ve accepted a job with them! I start the 14th! As the date moves closer, I will be a hot mess but this is a big step in my career and a great opportunity for me! #excitement #change #fridaymorning.
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These are the only guns I will be posing with for my Christmas card this year. 💪💪 #guns #Christmas #ChristmasCardSeason
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Alright guys! I am feeling like I am ready to get back at it. I’ve been struggling real bad with depression but I am motivated to go back to the gym. Here is my brave post for the day. Be gentle with me. We all start somewhere! #fitness #startingAgain #backToIt @srfn_fitness
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Perfect weather to bring out my cozy hoodie!!! 😁😁😁🔥
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Spending my last day at age 30 just relaxing before I go back to work tomorrow! 😬😬
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Can we fucking NOT make the Handmaids Tale a reality show? Jesus Christ. #TexasTaliban.
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Not a brave swimsuit post, I’m just not ready for that! Just clothes that fit BETTER! I have barely moved on the scare, but my clothes are fitting better! This shirt used to cling to me. My pants used to be so tight! I’m comfortable! Progress! #workingHard #progress #getIt
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Goodbye 30, hello 31! #birthdaygirl #smile #HappyMonday
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Good morning, Twitter fam!!! I love you all! ❤️❤️#goodmorningTwitterFam
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My last day of vacation! Sunny and beachy! 😎😎
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Happy Saturday, Twitter fam!! ❤️❤️❤️
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@RepCawthorn Boy, you are just testing my willpower here. Sometimes the jokes just make themselves.
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🍀 🍀🍀 Happy St. Paddy’s Day!
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Update: the guy that slapped my ass has made a plea deal. He will plead guilty to statutory rape in a totally different case. The sexual assault charge in my case will be dropped in return. He will still be charged and plead guilty to battery. #justice #fuckAroundAndFindOut.
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3 years
When I was married, my husband had guns. At the time, I was okay with it because he used them to hunt. But as we progressed in our marriage, every time I would “act up” (his words, not mine), he would remind me they were always loaded. Fuck your guns. #GunControlNow.
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Decided on a dress today! It’s a half day for me! Hazzah! 😎😎
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A year makes a lot of difference! 😁❤️ #GoPackGo #weightlosstransformation #healthjourney
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Here is a small reminder for everyone on consent. BOTH parties must consent. Consent can be reversed. Anyone can change their mind at any point in time! IT DOES NOT JUSY APPLY TO THE ACT OF SEX!! #consent #fries #consentMatters
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@MikeCollinsGA What about the person that died at the rally? God didn’t show up for them.
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4 years
Well, shit. 😂😂😂
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Please validate me, my Imperial March shirt, wild leggings, and mismatched socks! 😂😂😂
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@BradMossEsq My phone is never charged, I hate McDonald’s, I’m not bisexual, if I twerked I’d probably break a hip, and I don’t know what a hot chip is. I’m not left enough I guess.
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Ohhhh shit. I have an in person interview tomorrow at 1 for a director of social services position at a long term care facility! I applied yesterday. Commence the panicking and excitement! #hotDamn #yikes #excited #HereWeGo.
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Hot damn!!! I am 15 lbs away from my target goal!! That is a total so far of 35 lbs lost! I didn’t think this was even possible and I am SO THANKFUL to everyone here that has been helping, supporting, and inspiring me! You’re all the real MVPs! #weightlossjourney #happy #thankyou.
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I can tell I’m dropping weight by how my clothes fit. BUT guys…my face! 🤭🤭 Still much work to be done! But I am making progress! #cleaneating #workingOut #ABetterLifestyle #commited #beforeDuring #notdone
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It’s Friday!!! Have a great day, Twitter fam! ❤️❤️❤️
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Who did this?! 😂😂😂😂😂
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I have a phone interview tomorrow for a new job! Hazzah! #letsGetIt.
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I found my new home. 😂😂😂
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He’s very concerned! #dogsoftwitter #healingVibes
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This was the most difficult leg day since November, I think. But I made it! #SweatySelfie #legday #workouts
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I have a third date tonight. And the best compliment I can give this individual is: I actually wanna go. He doesn’t make me hate myself while I’m with him. Let’s see where this takes me. #singlebecause #unplanned #lifeAfterAbuse #movingOn #trying #dating.
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During World War 2 they asked Americans to ration certain items due to the war effort and they stepped it up. In 2020/2021, all they did was ask you to stay home and wear a damn mask to save you and your fellow Americans. Your liberties are not being infringed upon. #WearAMask.
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For anyone that needs it. I am a safe person. You will always have a place here. I am here for anything. I may not have all the answers, but I promise you won’t be alone! ❤️❤️
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Still a long way to go but getting there! #thursdayvibes
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I’m incredibly proud of who I am. I am incredibly proud of what I’ve accomplished. And I will continue to share my progress through photos despite what any asshat says on social media. ✌️
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Happy hump day ladies and gentlemen! Be sure to celebrate accordingly! 😏💋 #HumpDayVibes
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This is the look you give when you get verbally assaulted by a very large (more than likely a smoker) man who, in the middle of his “you’re just a sheep” tirade, started deeply coughing and could not stop. I am safely on my way home now. People are fucking nuts. That is all. 🙄
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Ladies and gentlemen, the ice queen is here!🧊 🥶 ❄️ #SundaySelfie #feelgoodLookgood
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I had to enforce the mask mandate today. The veteran that I gently reminded to put a mask on proceeded to speak to me like I was a child. To which I said, “I don’t make the rules here but if you wanna see your person, you’ll have to wear one or leave.” 🤷‍♀️I’m not fucking around.
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Tomorrow is the day! Surgery day! 😬😬😬To say I am nervous is an understatement! I will check in with you all once it’s done and I’m home. I love you all! Thank you all for the love and support through this whole process! It’s meant the world to me! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #yourule #ILoveYou.
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This afternoon I checked in with a client. She’s been practicing with me to take her citizenship test and interview. She just messaged me letting me know she passed and my heart is so full. BRB. I’m gonna go cry now! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #helpingothers #fullHeart #happyHeart #tearsOfJoy.
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All happy because I am NOT leaving my apartment today! Working from home for the rest of the week! 😎😎 #workingfromhome #Snowfall #HappyHumpDay
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At this mornings weigh in, I expected to have gained weight since I have been dialing it back on workouts due to knee pain. I am proud to share that I have officially lost 50 lbs! Time to revise my goals!! Thank you all for the love and support. It means the world to me! #fitness.
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RAPE IS NOT A JOKE. It will NEVER be funny. As someone who uses humor to deal with a lot of shit, let me be clear here: RAPE IS NEVER FUNNY. Find better jokes. #rapeIsNotFunny #fuckAroundAndFindOut.
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Happy Hump Day ladies and gentlemen!!! 😎😎 #humpday #Wednesdayvibe
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I don’t wanna go grocery shopping. People are out there. The wind is blowing. I have to spend money. Can we just not?! 😂😩 #adulting.
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I would just like to live in a country where everyone has the right to vote, every vote is counted, everyone pays their fair share of taxes, sexual assault and school shootings ARE NOT normalized, and treason and insurrection are taken seriously. I don’t ask for much.
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When you forget you are pale and the sun hates you. oops #sunburn #oops #ouch #oof #SundayFunday
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I re-signed my lease as well! Hard to believe I’ve been here almost a year! I didn’t think I would last 6 months on my own. Still some things to sort out as I work toward new goals. Life after abuse is possible. I promise, it gets better! ❤️#domesticviolence #proud.
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@RandyRRQuaid Why does Randy Quaid still think he’s relevant?.
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Ope! 😂 just in time for Valentine’s Day! 😋
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@pennsy65 I reported it to administration and to a cop as well. It’s all on video. They had me watch it. And a witness came with me when I reported it.
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Good morning! First day back at the office since November! Nervous as hell and not all that happy about it! Happy Tuesday, all! Have a safe and great day! #tuesdayvibe #backtowork
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Im sorry…what now?
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Does anyone else think, while they’re pumping gas, “this is disgusting. How many nasty, unwashed, grimy hands have touched this handle?” Because I sure did today. #ew #nasty #germs #awareness #WashYourHands #sanitize #disinfect.
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Alright guys! So sorry I’ve been MIA. Work has been INSANE! And to mentally recover from that, I’ve been taking some time off of social media. But I am here! I lost 6 lbs this week (unintentionally) after having gained one last week! Perseverance! #wegotthis
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Show up, glow up! Happy Sunday a Twitter fam!! I hope you all have the best day! #sundayvibes
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Today’s weigh in results- I lost 2 lbs! I am 10 lbs away from my overall goal, with an overall total of 40 lbs lost! Almost goal revision time!!! 😎😎💪👊🔥 #onFire #letsGetIt #teamHulk #sheHulk #motivation.
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I have a presentation. to 121 people today. Excuse me while I go throw up over this. #nervousSmile #yikes #horrifying #happyThursday
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I was feeling very self conscious today but I completed a workout! I feel slightly better! Still exercising caution while I work out so everything is still modified. #sweatyselfie #workout
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Sighhhh…listen sis. If he cheated WITH you, he will cheat ON you. You can’t form a healthy relationship on a foundation of lies. #isaidwhatisaid.
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I wore a dress that showed my ankles and shoulders today…that’s still allowed, right?.
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Update: A while after the cop came and took a picture of the bruise, which was awkward AF, by the way, they called to tell me that the guy was arrested. Turns out, someone has an ongoing problem with violence against women. #sexualAssault #assault #MeToo #fuckaroundandfindout.
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Sully just wants you all to know that he loves you!! ❤️❤️
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