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We catch you destroying any private property or looting, we will hand you over to the police coz obviously you’re out here for the wrong reasons.
If you don’t know why we’re out here, stay home.
If you were sent to start anything to discredit the protest, na your own go bad pass
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One babe like that hiding behind events organizing in Uyo takes other naive, desperate girls here to strip.
Then they come back to Uyo to oppress their friends who earn way less doing regular who cup.
Abeg like how much do I need to have in my account before going to a club like this?
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First of, Good Morning!
F*ck Ubon Marcus and his dumb paragraphs.
F*ck Aniekeme Finbarr and his retarded counter petitions.
F*ck PDP affiliated family memebers that keep asking me not to speak.
F*ck PDP banger boys for selling their souls.
If you’re angry, F*ck you too
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Lest I forget, so we don’t have cinema again in Uyo???
Like, something we used to mock calabar for???
Silver bird, Kilimanjaro etc packed up and left Tropicana due to high electricity tariffs?????
And no one is saying anything.
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Reports have shown 170+ billion received by Akwa Ibom state govt between only January and June.
Look around you in honesty, what exactly has been done with all that money?
Just point out 1 thing.
Not everything is rocket science. You have eyes and a brain.
Why are you quiet???
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These aren’t new at all.
But I mean, it’s Friday!..
🥃🥃
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Small director of socials for faculty, them nearly put me for cult.
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I don finally go barb hair.
Hope church people can let me rest now????
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That other calabar porridge plantain made with half ripe plantain, groundnut oil, scent leaves and goat meat.
Let me get up, I no go find am for twitter.
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Won’t go into details. But lessons were learnt this evening.
Don’t ever try to throw a surprise for a person you’re not totally sure of.
Nobody should invite me again, I no go show.
Saxophonist still collect full money sha.
👨🏿🦯
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Once you taste/experience feminine women, nothing can make you tolerate razz/loud babes again. Not even bumbum.
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Hi Uyo, pay attention.
They took a different approach in uyo.
They’re not threatening you.
They paid folks to spread fear in a friendly way.
Like they’re warning you out of love not to go out for your own safety.
Or so I learnt just this evening.
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Is there a single tribe that doesn’t have accent?
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This babe stays at Nung Udoe. And she said ‘come get me’…
You want use me do road-trip.
🤲🏾🤲🏾
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Today, a sitting Gov took the mic and prayed for jobs.
I guess it’s left for you and me to create the jobs then.
We’re in trouble.
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Best breads in Uyo;
- Monty
- Market Square
- Inels
In that order.
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Uyo sugar mummies are the worst!..
What do you mean “fine boy sin number mfo mi”
You ain’t even going to ask me what my name is??? 😪
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Axe body spray 4,700.
Air freshener 2,100.
Are thinking what I’m thinking???
Walk with me. 🤲🏾🤲🏾
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Okay okay, banter aside, I’m really trying to think of just one person that could possibly be ‘below’ you in this life.
🤔
Are you aware that a honest security man who mans his post honestly under rain and sun is levels way above your person?
I'm used to the barrage of abuses I get daily, especially from people way below me.
You can say whatever you want to say about me, it all ends here on Twitter. Nowhere else!
Social media is indeed a leveller!
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Finally made out time to go and eat.
First meal since morning. 😢
Sapa nice one.
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These girls next door…
“Sammie, we made soup o, do you want???”
Barely 20 mins after I heard them whisper “this afang is not fanging”.
🚶🏾🚶🏾
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Uyo babes, you can stoop but not as low as being caught with that Eni stores manager.
That’s a diff low all together. Very diff level of casting.
But what do I know seffff
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Even if you don’t know all of them, if you’ve ever studied at night classes at UniUyo town campus, you’d know the man in the middle.
Uyo hustlers don’t play. There’s dignity in clean hustle.
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3 female staff on duty at once in a pharmacy????
Come beat me make I talk Wetin I been want buy na 😒😒
Be like una go gimme vitamin c o make e no be like say I just dey roam.
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List of SAs made up of dummies, thugs, thieves and people with character traits lower than that of rabid dogs.
SAs are supposed to be special advisers you know, thinkers, with resolve, insight & competence.
Propagandas on every ‘call out’. Empty with blind loyalty to paychecks.
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Take Four. 🥃
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Randomly recalling that year State Gov lied about rice production. Aniekeme Finbarr mistakenly posted images of the rice bags and we saw ‘made in adamawa’.
Udom and that entire cabinet really carry us handicap dahhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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This is how we were angry in front of gov’s office. Udom came out to address us and we were all squeezing face together o.
Only to get home and hear Kufre Carter had gone behind to collect money.
I thought we were all angry with this man, why una dey shine teeth ffs??😒
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The babe said GOT isn’t the biggest movie franchise ever.
Hope she has money to pay for her fish sha.
This disrespect to house Stark, Targaryan, Lannister can’t stand.
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You people, Twitter isn’t Instagram.
You post too much pictures and some of you actually aren’t fine tbh.
I go dedicate next week to tell some people truth if them post pictures.
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Y’all kept warning us about VDM, I never listened.
To think I like seeing a person beyond what’s said about them.
Asking for state of emergency to be declared.
Mans an absolute idiot.
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One sided friendships
One sided relationships
Burning energy you’re not getting back.
Know when to leave, not everyone is worth fighting for.
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Well, if it’s a romantic date, go to April’s Celebration, Ewet housing. Very cozy space, Small food quantity but very tasty.
If na you just want chop, go Impulze for rice (5K) or pyramid for soups, all under 5K except fisherman.
As for my TL, fight of our lives. No quitting. 😑
@Sami_incredibl
you don dey tweet too much politics these days. Now I no fit find the name of food vendor for your page. Wrap it up abeg
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Ate @ this local spot just now.
Apparently this is called ‘peppered rice’.
Made with local rice & local chicken with very firm flesh.
Not to mention it’s extremely cheap(N2500) too.
PS: Very nice but The Pepper for kill you. 😭😭
For now, let’s pray against food poisoning.
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Salary week, but you can’t be happy coz
- Fuel is 860
- Gas is 1.1k
- Nepa Bill is coming and you’ve gotta stock up for next month. Not to get started on people dependent on you.
I dunno how y’all are surviving these times, here’s me praying God comes through for you. 🙏🏾
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Hell Of A Week…
Need a hair cut, need rest, need food.
😖😖
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This our friend has a babe that is his whole world.
She eats at places he can’t afford, wigs, bags shoes and all. She doesn’t work & the money ain’t coming from home. We’ve told him this babe no be your mate again.
She got a 14 pro max today sha.
Make nobody cry call me o
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112K for material and sewing and I no come wear the cloth again with everyone coz I’ve been running errands all day for them.
When I wear am go church tomorrow, snap pictures come post, abeg make una engage am. Even if e no fine, lie to me.
🤕🤕
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I organized the event by the way…
Oxlade came through too.
But he misplaced his shoes, it wasn’t stolen.
S/O to Hennessy and Plan B.
Just remembered how Mayorkun came for a show in Uyo and they stole his shoe😭😭😭
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Conducted the choir for the first time ever after 9+ years.
My mom was up the whole time clapping. 🤕🤕
Jesus Is King!
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Kids with rich parents, there’s no shame in being dependent on your family. Stop being so desperate to identify with struggles you can’t relate to. No dey find mumu street cred.
Be grateful for what you have coz those of us who don’t would give anything just to have that support.
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Thank you for having this on video. Else, they’d have said it’s protesters.
In the peak of unprofessionalism, a careless policeman killed his colleague and harm civilians in Katsina
#EndBadGovernaceInNigeria
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I’m not a 30 BG fan, I just like good music.
An ex once told me she’s going for a job, next evening right after video call, Peruzzi posted a snap and she was in the apartment with other babes.
My friends laughed at me for a long time, I never too forgive 30BG like that yet.
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If you’re low enough to bend down behind well meaning people to betray them to the same people they were sweating and standing under the sun to protest against, you have nothing to be leveled up to.
You are myopic, at the very bottom and the smallest of persons.
@Yhu_Bi
Like I stated, social media is a leveller cause there's no way somebody like you would have the chance to insult me, or even talk to me. Enjoy while it lasts
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ever dated someone who gets things from strangers on the internet?
If so, what’s your take?
Coz we’re working out at my guy’s, then a breakfast tray and a vendor pops in and it’s for his girl. She said a mutual gifted her.
I’m going straight home sha. Not staying for the drama.
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One day y’all would miss when he used to do music.
Keep hating disrespecting him.
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Mid-Week shenanigans.
It’s no even 9 yet, mails want blow person phone.
Female Bosses can be extra sha.
Time Up!
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My search makes me touch pyramid lounge, what is going on there!???
People’s daughters???
In this our Uyo?????
My Goddddddd 💔
Where could someone eat this late that isn’t rice?????
Please help me, I’ve been driving around for at least 25mins.
🤲🏾🤲🏾
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Dahhhh
Are you not embarrassed???
I’m actually curious.
18-FLOOR IBOM TOWERS: AN INVESTMENT THAT WILL YIELD GOOD RETURNS TO AKWA IBOM
By Ubon Marcus
On Aboyade Cole Street, as well as Ajose Adegun Street, both in Victoria Island, Lagos, are landed properties owned by the Akwa Ibom State Government. These properties were not bought
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Giving me side eyes while you got your legs crossed on another man’s thighs is dirty work.
Na food I come chop abeg.
🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾🚶🏾
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I’d swear on my life a thousand times, Bola Ahmed Tinubu did not win elections in this country.
Not even with any amount of tribalism in this world.
One politician drove past his strongest territory and his people were sad and shouted E BI N PA WA OOO!
Another politician walked past in his region and even traditional leaders stopped to eulogize him.
We know who the real President is.
Ire o✌🏽
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Well, my classmate from SS2 who goes naked on Instagram live just got engaged to a senator’s son (2 luxury cars as engagement gift). See as Class Alumni group quiet today. Lmao
E really no be by who go church pass.
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Dear NEPA
@PHEDconnect
, it’s raining in my area and there’s still light.
Abeg o transformer is 10M.
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Let’s find how well you understand/speak/write Ibibio.
I’ll go first…
Minions - Ntòk Ekpo
#AkwaIbomTwitter
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Nothing beats having a girl you know is loyal dress to kill in one of these.
Knowing them niggas going to thirst and lust but can never have her.
😣
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I’m holding 4 fckinggg jobs just to keep up.
And on one, I’m managing/tracking 5 projects (3 active, 2 planning).
Screen to screen, headaches on the go.
And some days I don remember to eat like today.
This isn’t living. This is hell.
You’ll see someone’s bio, banker, UI/UX, perfume vendor, personal assistant. All these just to be able to survive. Living paycheck to paycheck. It’s just sad.
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I hate lengthy road trips…. But but fisherman????
All love from this side.
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In one week, you people invented a celebrity, then married her off to ‘the best partner’ in the world, still tagged them ‘faithful couples’. Now y’all are also pulling receipts to fall them.
Everything I know so far, I know against my will.
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Bruhhhhh
PDP is so useless mannnn.
This current administration is the worst thing that has ever happened to this state.
Grasses dey overrun fly overs for main town. Gutters are blocked and water is logged on main roads at the slightest rain.
Wtf??????
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This is the only time showing off ever makes sense to me.
Run in backkkkkkkkkkkkk.
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Everyone is very aware of what they’re doing.
Like if you try to meet a person once or twice, and they’re busy at the time but much later, they never check in to let you know when they’re free.
Don’t change, just don’t waste +ve energy on -ve people and in -ve spaces.
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Went without food for a full day so I wouldn’t mess with my vocals coz we had at least 6 songs to tonight.
Jesus Is King. But as soon as church dismissed, I ate like who’s starved for years.
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Last Friday, my stylist
@beaurepublik
said he wouldn’t get to the studio till noon and I had a family event my mom would kill me for if I didn’t attend.
Decided to use those guys at market square since they were cheaper (3K).
See the rubbish on my head sha.
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That seafood platter at Monty is just 30K.
Monty too try abeggggggggg 👏
Only downside is they refused to replace the French fries with rice. But you can buy extra rice at 4K.
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Please loud this to the clowns twerking for Kamala Harris.
You see ‘black’ and immediately think race, see gender and immediately think ‘women empowerment’.
Zero thoughts to how hard democrats meddle in other nation’s businesses.
Obama-Libya, Biden-Palestine.
You can entirely miss me with that "international interference in Nigeria is a conspiracy theory" bullshit. Teacher, please don't teach me nonsense.
I believed that shit too until fairly recently. Up until maybe about 2022, I thought that Nigeria's continued failure was mostly
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While it’s okay for you not to protest, stupid jokes about those who do will get you blocked. I just don’t like silly people. If you want to amuse yourself, watch
#bbnaija
or
#loveisland
or whatever else excites that mus if a brain you carry around.
No be everything be cruise.
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Healthier line up??? 🌚🌚
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I think I need a shayo partner that actually lives in Uyo.
But also, not just anyone abeggggg
I also need a movie buddy too.
Both guys/girls are fine.
But if you’re a babe, you have to be able to hang without moving funny(sexual) or catching feelings o.
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Guysssssss first time ever in tech, a boss is saying we should observe the holidays. Thank You Jesussssss🧎🏾♂️
I was out most of last night. Lord knows I needed this rest!😭😭😭
Oya food hunting first, then fuel to watch new season of House Of The Dragon Premiere.
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At my junction yesterday a little girl slapped her bolt man, an elderly man.
We later found out they disagreed over her putting her legs on his dashboard.
Man said “It’s not her fault, it’s my fault for needing this to survive”.
Hands wanted to touch her, same man didn’t allow
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04:12 AM, phone rings.
Project Coordinator: Hi Sammie, hope I didn’t wake you?
Me: still struggling to know if fire entered servers.
PC: check your mail, task xxxx is time sensitive….
By 4am??? Na cult I join?????
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Tiwa Savage is such a premium babe. As in you don’t struggle to see it.
That whole ‘feminine girl’ convo, this is it!!!!!!
Portable was recording a message for Saida Boj then Tiwa Savage walked in… his reaction dey k!! me 😭😂
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Rich kids are too funny.
Texting me ‘are you free’ ‘let’s hang’ in the middle of a work day like Monday.
As per who my papa be????
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Apst. Joshua Selman’s ministration from last Sunday has a lot every young person should reflect on.
But if you don’t have somethings you’ve achieved so far to back you up or have solid confidence nothing can shake, sha no go stream am.
My brain has been on overdrive since…
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I think since I put this out here, it’s only fair to also state publicly that earlier this week,
@flyairpeace
had fully refunded me my balance to the last naira.
Took some time and patience but they came through.
Thank You!
@flyairpeace
these calls aren’t toll free.
I’ve mailed repeatedly.
Refunding 102k out of 151K after making me wait 18 days is outrageous.
The refund was involuntary, delayed that flight for 5 hours and I had to go with a diff airline which cost more on short notice. Refund me!
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Yahoo boys and rubbish quotes…
Which one be “The velocity of your hatred is at rest” ????
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Constantly using God’s name and religion every election cycle to lure a gullible state into voting you into office won’t help you with ruling.
When it comes to policies & reforms, the state of your empty brain comes to bare with only greed/carelessness to show.
5000 jobs where?
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Dear Sir,
I hope this doesn’t apply to Akwa Ibomites. My state gov stated clearly that we should return to farming barely few weeks ago.
Best Regards,
Sammie.
Any accounts doing engagement farming will be suspended and traced to source
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These are the older women they asked us to stay away from????
And she’s Cancer too.
Hello Mama, can I DM 🌚🥱
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This morning, bought blocks at N400 each and cement at N7,500/bag.
Democracy day but if we speak up against bad governance, same security agencies that can’t find active terrorists would find us.
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Thank God for your life. But I’ll never understand why you people stay in certain areas.
Jokes aside, the difference in rent no fit pass 100 bands between that your area and safer areas.
Move, gee. Gtfotttttttttt
Ran for my dear life last night bruhhh
Safe to say I dodged a bullet in my lifetime, Slept inside bush but I survived my people.
What an eventful night!
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The babe that made my guy refuse to com outside today with the rest of the click by cancelling on him coz ‘she needs to run errands for her mom’ is here with another dude.
And we’ve all decided we’re not telling him. Him go find out the hard way.
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Club Bouncers now dey bill pass those plaza refugees.
Your mama burial na next week, me wey come to clear my head, forget my problems????
You want come turn me to chief mourner . 😭😭
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“Akwa Ibom Arise! Fiber is coming”
Told Ini not to put her face on that thing but she no dey ever hear word.
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So, stopped by my friend’s place for her birthday dinner.
Her guy gifted her a car for her birthday.
She cried so hard we literally had to pick her up from the floor.
PS: don’t think I want to date anybody till I have a certain level of money.
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