RT @RetailMage: Many mages have asked,"when can I play Retail Mage on Steam?" and the answer is— Now. Like, right now. As in, this is no…

RT @RetailMage: Welcome to MageMart, aspiring Retail Mage! Wishlist on Steam:

RT @RetailMage: Anyone can be a retail mage! #Moodeng

@mikedotfoster What also works for small contact like touching handles is to wet your finger beforehand. Licking is grossest but also most convenient >.> Just a damp index finger to poke/ground the static with less pain, then proceed as normal.

@mikedotfoster I get this a lot in winter because long hair, and my trick is to get Bounce (or other dryer) sheets, rub them on everything. It's stupid but it works. Get unscented, probably.

They're a bunch of really lovely people and I'm glad to be joining the team.

@mikedotfoster I stan Karlach and I don't understand anyone who doesn't

@mikedotfoster gdi you got me to look it up

RT @_elvishpresley_: incredible joke tbh

@elumina get told, em

@mikedotfoster ⌚👀

RT @JortsTheCat: If someone stepped on a rake and bonked themself 6 times in a row it’d be funny 6 times. If they took a break for a few ho…

@tsunamino Remember when you went on vacation with C who was just a friend

@tsunamino

@alicegoldfuss Oh man, Goblin. Might have been the fastest I've ever binged a series. I just kept hitting "Next Episode" in a series of unwise decisions.

@alicegoldfuss The first two episodes are a mess of meeting a bazillion characters, but I was entirely hooked by episode four

@alicegoldfuss Nirvana in Fire (possibly the best Asian drama I've ever watched. Period, beautifully written political intrigue, wept buckets, China 2015)