This guy called me an idiot last Tuesday so naturally I sent him the case number for his pending DUI case and he hasn’t tweeted or interacted with any tweets in over a week.
Laugh at USC Al you want, but Lincoln Riley will be back next year with a deeper and more experienced crew of grown men who stand on the sideline and wave their towels around any time a play goes for more than 5 yards.
Monday: We just can't figure out why major companies wouldn't want to relocate to Oklahoma.
Tuesday: Teachers should be allowed to hit kids with special needs bc the Word of the Lord says it's fine.
Chaya and Walters love to play dumb when you insist that there might be some connections with their actions and harm to queer students, but it’s very clear that their goal is to make schools less safe and welcoming to queer students and they’ve been successful at that.
The media is blaming me for a nonbinary student being k*lled at school because 2 years ago I happened to post a tiktok from a teacher in that school.
The victim was a sophmore. She wasn't even attending the school when I posted the tiktok.
Considering that OK Dems ran a slate of moderate candidates statewide against relatively vulnerable Republicans and still got wiped, I think we should focus less of attracting “moderate” republicans and start running candidates that inspire typical non voters to vote.
The fact that several armed counterprotestors showed up to intimidate a peaceful Native sit in by the Land Run monument is a good sign that Oklahoma education fetishizes the Land Run without teaching it accurately.
So, yeah, I misspelled Capitol. But I've spent the past 16 years in Oklahoma public education so I really feel like I'm helping the teachers' argument here.
Teachers from Edmond Memorial putting on a "Class at at the Capital" demonstration by giving walkthroughs of AP Language test prompts
#oklahomateacherwalkout
Kennedy was considered the “moderate” justice on the court bc he would occasionally rule against incredibly discriminatory laws and there’s a 99 percent chance that Trump will replace him with the guy who runs the Cloyd Rivers account.
@ettingermentum
One of the unintended consequences of the pandemic is that there’ll be a marginal block of conservatives whose main political grievance is that lockdowns canceled their 8th grade spring fling.
Damn it’s almost like kids have been doing weird stuff to raise money for charities for years and no one ever thought it was sexual until you freaks started whipping people into a frenzy about grooming.
UNBELIEVABLE.
@EdmondSchools
has been holding feet licking and armpit licking events for years where students lick chocolate and peanut butter off of staff.
After video surfaced last week of another school in Oklahoma holding a feet licking event, these videos were uncovered.
I've had the libsoftiktok tweet muted since this morning but a lot of Chaya's fans are very upset with me and by some strange coincidence, a handful of them are racist.
RIP to a project that bravely asked “What if we opened a bar that faced the sunrise, named it Sunset, and turned midtown into a place where shootings regularly happened?”
I'm excited to announce this initiative with PragerU Kids today. These additional resources will help ensure quality instruction in American history and values, and will enrich educational opportunities for our students
Delmar wanted to be Josh Giddey for Halloween because he also gets tons of compliments on his hair, has elite passing ability for a teenager, and is a top candidate for ROY (Retriever of the Year).
@The_Law_Boy
My theory on the Doge guys is that they have all of their savings tied up in Dogecoin and have to appeal to Musk in a desperate attempt to get him to pump the price of it.
People always act like Abraham Lincoln teaching himself how to be a lawyer is super impressive even though he only had to know like 3 SCOTUS cases and 6 laws in the 1830s. Big deal.
A rare instance of NYC being ten years behind Oklahoma on culture because I saw this tweet exact tweet three or four times a month on Oklahoma Twitter in 2011-2012.
Accordingly, a Red Flag Warning is in effect not only for a large portion of our area, but also across much of the nearby region. Use caution!
#okwx
#texomawx
The most common argument against this in the comment section is “yeah but the liberal-run cities in the state are responsible for all of the crime.” There literally isn’t a city run by liberals in Oklahoma!
Finally. A Democratic candidate just correctly pointed out that red states like Oklahoma have HIGHER crime rates than New York and California.
The Republican candidate and moderator refused to believe it.
My best friend in the whole wide world has crossed the rainbow bridge. I could probably write a couple thousand more words about how good of a dog he was but my cat was getting concerned about me bawling while looking at my phone so I’ll leave it to 1 notes app screenshot for now
Did he not run this by anyone in his office who could’ve told him that “finding common ground with Timothy McVeigh” was maybe not the best message for the moment
We cannot stamp out those with whom we disagree. We must put in the hard work of finding common ground, of compromising, and reaching an outcome that may not be our ideal, but that we can both accept.
The takeaway here should be that the owner of a prominent local bbq chain that was making millions of dollars in state contracts is a white supremacist but “Call me about brisket” has been stuck in my head for hours now.
Everybody peep this subpoenaed text conversation from the Oklahoma v. Swadley's BBQ lawsuit. The accidental comedic timing here has been getting me all morning
Brent Swadley on left, co-defendant Curtis Ray Breuklander on the right
If I end up fighting for my life with COVID and one of my friends says that’s fine because I’m in the 2-4 percent, I will fight to survive just to kick their ass.
Met a girl from Spain last night who asked if I was dumbing down my English to make it easy for her to understand and I had to clarify that I am just very dumb.
To all of my friends graduating tomorrow and freaking out about leaving college:
All of your feelings about the end of the best time in your life are correct and your life is only going downhill from here. Every time you decided not to go out was a wasted opportunity, you idiot.
Gotta say I don’t enjoy the experience of going through a mental list of all my friends in Tulsa and assuring myself they wouldn’t have any reason to be at that hospital.
INBOX: “Due to suspected fraudulent activity and questionable business practices,” the Oklahoma Department of Tourism and Recreation has terminated its contracts with Swadley’s to operate Foggy Bottom Kitchens in some state parks.
As the doctor injects me with the vaccine, everything fades to black.
I wake up on a lounge chair at White Water Bay.
It is 2006 and Heaven by Los Lonely Boys is playing for the 6th time of the day.
The past 14 years were all a dream and I have sun poisoning.
I refuse to let myself stake any hope on a statewide election in Oklahoma but if Stitt loses I’m gonna be spiking the football in Carly’s mentions until I get blocked or suspended.
While weird high school charity week dares are a point of discussion on OKC Twitter, I will use this opportunity to share a picture of me eating a tub of butter my Junior year.
I left a box of leftover enchiladas labeled “dog poop- do NOT eat!!” at an Airbnb and now the owner thinks we had pets and is trying to charge us for the cleanup.
I’m an extremely petty OSU fan so my natural reaction would be to root for USC bc it would piss off OU fans but I was going for Utah bc I’ve sincerely hated Lincoln Riley for years now and those towel guys are what put me over the edge.
❗️COUNCIL DISSOLVED-
@GovStitt
is ending the Governor’s Interagency Council on Homelessless. The council, since 1995, was filled with Oklahomans who’ve worked to end homelessness. Members tell me the removing of collaboration and info sharing couldn’t come at a worse time for OK.
I never listened to XXXTentacion bc I didn’t know about him until the news of abuse came out and I didn’t want him making a cent off me streaming him but I just listened and WOW. It turns out that even an awful person can actually be an awful musician too.
I learned OKC traded James Harden like two minutes after my friend tried to do the cinnamon challenge and when we told him, he spent the next 15 minutes crying while coughing.
I think we’d be much healthier as a society if local news stations were constrained to only covering stories in their market instead of every sensational crime story that happens 1000 miles away from them.
A lot of people have forgotten that this will Stitt’s second COVID day of prayer proclamation since this all started. We just weren’t praying hard enough last time.
The stadium vote is the first election I’ve ever had some sort of internal conflict on up until the day of voting but I voted No out of principle so I get to feel morally clear while also continuing to watch my favorite basketball team in OKC. Dream Scenario, baby.
@NCState85
@waitmanb
Even if he was actually laying down suppressing fire, it would still be wildly unserious for him to be doing that one handed while smoking a cig and filming a TiKTok.
It’s cool that OG&E is a monopoly with no competition but still spends millions to make sure you see an OG&E commercial during every ad break. Wouldn’t want that going toward anything frivolous like maintaining power lines so they don’t go down when it gets a little windy.
Conservatives had to scramble to find an answer to Tyler Childers going woke so naturally they found a guy who looks like Tyler Childers if his dad owned an RV dealership in a Richmond suburb and had JD Vance ghostwrite his first big hit.
The main reason this song resonates with so many people isn’t political. It’s because the song is raw and authentic. We are suffocated by artificiality. Everything around us is fake. A guy in the woods pouring his heart over his guitar is real.
Cornett’s campaign is pretty much a project of wealthy suburban donors trying to trick Oklahoma City voters into voting out one of the few voices on the council who isn’t willing to be a rubber stamp for their real estate projects.