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@SaltSeagull
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🇳🇱🇺🇸/He/Him/18/Surfer and Birder/Summer Nights Big Man from Splatoon #1 Fan/ⓥ🌱/🩷💚🩵/Pfp by the amazing @AloeWaves
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Joined March 2024
This tweet just ruined a friendship.
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Shiver’s whole character is about stealing from the rich and giving back to the needy, and helping to fix-up a run down city, she represents anarchy and progress towards the future, not a single drop of blood in her body would be conservative.
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CONTEXT .My friend referenced this at lunch knowing that I like Splatoon.I pulled it up when we sat down, and his very religious friend saw it, and freaked out shrieking stuff like “THATS IT IM DONE WITH YOU ALL I HATE SEX JOKES FIND JESUS”.And he blocked all of us on everything.
IRL JUST REFERENCED THE ZACK SCOTT SIDE ORDER TWEET IM COOKED BRO.
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Marina‘s octopus species (coconut octopus) is a deep brown with some red btw
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just encountered the most atrocious splatoon remix ever.
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THE OTHER 2 MADE IT AAAAHHHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
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what are you…
9月12日発売「週刊ファミ通2024年9月26日号」が予約開始！『スプラトゥーン3』特集が掲載。表紙も公開に.© Nintendo
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You know how your nose gets hot and your eyelids drop when you’re about to cry
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Oh boy I sure hope this splatoon doesn’t descend from the ceiling in the tender moments of the night making a meaty schlap sound
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OH SHIT.In the Splatoon universe the Splatoon 1 servers never got shut down
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the lil buddy bath bomb is so funny because imagine youre takin a bath and then you feel lil buddy touch your lil buddy
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I don’t think this has any significance I just wanted to point it out
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Imagine you get official 2d art of your inkling, and you decide to be barefoot and have the devil horns.
昨年のガチキング決定戦・グランドファイナルを制し、真のガチキングの座に輝いた「EGOIST」のみなさんに、イカ研究所から副賞として、4人のお気に入りのイカたちをイラストにして贈呈するぞ！.お届けまで、もうしばらくお待ちいただきたい。
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@moxplant I think it would also be a great name for a simple mobile game with these round green guys that like candy, and you fling pissed off birds at them.
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@jinbedafishman Hot take but we shouldn’t invalidate someone’s sexuality just because they have preferences.
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Salmonlings are fucking stupid.
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I feel like we need to talk about the fact that Cipher has a dead Jelleton and used it’s eyes for an incense
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The NSO reward for the Grand Festival has these weird black splotches, and it’s advertised with them, so it’s not a random bug
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new splatfest
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eegly lil guy i love him sm
almost done with a mini project that took me nearly a month due to having to learning a new skill, getting the right colored materials, planning the project, trial and error, restarting, fixing, etc, and it’s the smallest, shittiest, low quality little thing ever, but i love it.
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“You clearly have not interacted with the Japanese community”
@SaltSeagull @treuthida you clearly have not interacted with the japanese community. Anyhow dedfish is a girl like it or not. Literally on Nintendos website. Literally on jp magazines. Without mentiong how even Marina's voice actor referred to Dedfish as a girl when playing Side order😭.
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This fucking bastard
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I also would like to note that Parallel Canon’s boss fight environment is based on a flat pop-out plastic model kit, where you can see various Jelleton parts
I feel like we need to talk about the fact that Cipher has a dead Jelleton and used it’s eyes for an incense
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the team icons match with the species for the amiibo gear
特別仕様のハロウィンフェス、「Splatoween」が今年もやってくるぞ！.気になるお題は「ファンタジーの世界に飛びこむなら？ 魔法使い vs ナイト vs 忍者」。.期間は、10月26日(土)午前9時～28日(月)午前9時の48時間だ。.あやしげな雰囲気の漂う街へ、ぜひお越しいただきたい。
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Inkling fingers, inkling ears, inkling eyebrows, and his eyemask is like an inkling’s, but slightly disconnected , also the back tentacle is broad like an inkling’s. im getting sick of the word inkling but this really caught me off guard.
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@AvianHuman @ZooFoz Yeah thats cute and all, but petting the bird under the wings like that is arousing for the bird, and can cause severe behavioral issues.
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Captain - any alcohol, vodka preferred.Four - orange gatorade.Eight - Sparkling Water .Neo 3 - filth water
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@BasedPota18 Because Rovio decided to make every terrible decision possible, now they‘re releasing „new“ games that are just block blast puzzles, with ai generated textures or stolen fanart.
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Murch - whatever Spyke is currently drinking.Spyke - liquor in a soda can (to prevent murch from drinking)
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ATTENTION SPLATOON 1 PLAYERS:. I need 6 inklings to be a part of a drawing as a goodbye to the game, as many people can comment as they want, but prioity goes to in game accurate characters then first come first serve, just drop a pic below #Splatoon .🧡🦑💙🦑|🩷🦑💚🦑
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I need her inside me
They’re squids bro.
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@Terminusdao @DefiyantlyFree Higher education, higher income, being around more than 3 people per day, socializing with people of different backgrounds, yeah, I wonder why people in cities tend to lean towards equality and compassion.
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we had 17% of the votes like shut the fuck up we COULDNT do anything.
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@G5Yth3ist @IndigoInk_ @minposting Is it even worth deciphering whether this is bait, a joke, or stupidity
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@osasamosas @sukiizala I genuinely believe that the devs expected (and slightly hoped for) team Order to win, so many things point to it, like instead of “Splatoon but chaos” the game feels like “Splatoon, but Orderly, and chaotic stuff was added on top”.
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@arson_demon I think the artbook mentioned that they are resistant to Splatsville’s weather conditions as well as being cheaper (Splatsville is slightly poorer thank Inkopolis).
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In human or octopus standards, there’s no reason for her to have light skin. sick ass cyan tentacles too.
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