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KOX Mixology Vol 1.
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Mike Sonko has challenged Prophet Owuor to heal EALA MP David Sankok to authenticate his miracles😂
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This video really united Kenyans
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IEBC training ya siku mbili ushapata soulmate
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Tell us your experience at a sleepover
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Incase I live below your standards,this is how I was brought up🥺Let’s make this go viral🥺❤️❤️
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My dad brought a dog home to catch thieves...now the dog has been stolen😭
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Birthday month🥳
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Crazy Kennar or Flaqo Raz?
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Potholes on Kenyan roads turn into tourist attractions
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Rashid Abdalla and Lulu Hassan before fame. Trust the process
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What’s the meaning of this in your hood?
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Mimi huyu Kennar naeza smash..hakai vibaya vile
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Churchill show died a natural death...
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Guess the university😂
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Sometimes just overpay that Uber driver. They really need it
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Police in Uganda get stuck on the road while going to disperse a demonstration against bad roads.
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There’s a new sex style called Ruto. The guy is on top but doing nothing.
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Happened at Eastleigh..what might be the cause?
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What is more painful than a heartbreak?
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Which Course has this kind of crowd in your university?
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This guy should be given state recognition
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Mwanaume anavaa vest is the real definition of kienyeji
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Kukuliwa dem nayo huezi heal.
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If you must give then leave your camera at home😒
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What tastes better than it smells?👀
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Willy Paul or Lil Mbwa?
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You see after the funeral when everyone has left and the homestead remains quiet, that’s when the real funeral begins🥺💔
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Which business did you do in highschool for survival?
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Kuvaa jeans na official shoes ni kuwa top tier kienyeji
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Ngina Kenyatta or Charlene Ruto?
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Kuna single mother mahali anaoga aende anunuliwe pombe,alewe, adinywe raw,alafu ashike mimba.
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Scenes pale Teaching Practice
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The best way to punish a man is to reject his money.
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Loft wameamua kuvunja ndoa ya mzee King’ori
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A statue of the Virgin Mary was left untouched after a cathedral collapsed in the 7.8-magnitude earthquake that hit Turkey and Syria on February 6. Fear women
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How to remove a virus from a flashdisk
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Girls from rich families huwa shapeless
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Comrade pale teaching practice:
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Am glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 2am coming from the club😂
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Guess the university😂
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Africans share alcohol and drugs but not job opportunities.
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Sidhani kama kuna dem anaeza maliza slices nne za mkate
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FACTS ABOUT MASTURBATION A THREAD According to research, 88% of those who masturbate are introverts!
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We can’t be friends if you disrespect waiters
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What does it mean when you are gifted firewood during your wedding?
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Why are you not dating?
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Deep down I want to touch an electric fence and see if it really works.
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Dem akikuambia hayuko ready kudate anamaanisha nini
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Kama sio kuku ya landlord leo ningelala njaa..
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Lakini why should a man cheat on a pregnant woman😒
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Is there anything wrong with dating a lady with a child?
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Nairobi ukiona pesa chini usiokote
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Ask your girlfriend why Russia wants to invade Ukraine and see the person you’re dating😂
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When Baba said “fungueni server” Millicent Omanga took it seriously
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Wanaume mnaonaje tukiintroduce Testicles Tuesday?
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You must be so idle to request a song through the radio.
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she finally texted me after 12 hours now I’ll make her wait 40 seconds😌
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Police may seem to be useless till they start looking for you
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Which university course is the most marketable?
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Men only!!Unaeza nunulia dem yako pads?
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Mwanaume ukipanda mat si lazima uongeleshe dem umekaa na yeye. Respect their space
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What’s that one thing you manage to buy no matter how broke you are?
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I wonder how Mama Rachel Ruto learnt this art which is not only used in delivering prayers..
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Almost everyone from the village is taking Education as a course in university
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Avoid married men by all means. Their wives pray very dangerous prayers.
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Mtoto analia ati umeficha chocolate kwa mdomo kumbe ni meno iko brown
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Cats these days just play with rats and let them go later. They're not hungry anymore😒
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What is short and doesn’t grow?
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@WilliamsRuto Hustler fund wamenikataza siwezi lipa bet nayo wanasema pesa ni ya husle.🎶Isorait. Kwangu hakukaliki🎶Lady #1 na watoi ni pressure.🎶Wale kuku zangu wataniokoa nilipe. Lakini naulizaje?🎶Bet huishanga na 90min ama xtra time huesabiwa?🎶Even penalty shootouts? 🎶Kuuliza tu?🎶
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Leo nikiingia job nlikuwa nimekaa na dem flani kwa mat. Ilikuwa around 7:30am hapo kwa jam ya Ronga. Nikageukia dem "Hey, si ufunge hio dirisha!" Thread>>>>>>>>
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A real man will buy you gifts without expecting sex.
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If Stivo Simple Boy can dump a girl then this life has no balance
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Dem nadate akiniomba credo namuonanga kama loser tu
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Adults who still watch cartoon. Retweet this 🙈😂
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Let’s normalize ignoring last minute invitations ,you were not in their plan.
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Kama sio kuku ya landlord leo ningelala njaa
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Kumbe pad inaeza tumika kuosha vyombo
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"Ayam thick not fat" amelipishwa viti mbili na conductor😭
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Crazy kennar ni kama English content inampiga chenga.
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Mimi nitaoa bibi wawili alafu ninunue kitanda double decker. Nikinyimwa huku chini napanda juu mbio kama lizard.
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Sadly in Africa for your business to survive your friends shouldn’t know that it’s yours.
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A celebrity you badly wanna meet😭👐❤
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Never date a girl with dreads. Each dread has a boyfriend😌
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Talk to Diana Marua directly, don’t go through the corners
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Celebrity Couples in Kenya, assume they're talented.
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Tiktok videos are weird when it’s someone you know😭
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Huyu ananiomba fare ya kwenda kuvote jameni
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Club photography should be banned
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Me as a stepfather: Kimbia vile babako alitoroka
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if my girl was cold i would simply set myself on fire to keep her warm
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I can’t even eat. My girlfriend is going to study in South Africa🤧
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Wasichana ni kama chapati, huezi kula moja
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I don’t understand why Nigerians can’t speak normal English
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