Honestly surprised I made it to 50.

@WilliamShatner Star Wars to begin with. Willow was another IP they destroyed. And let us not forget how they neutered Indiana Jones.

@redsteeze Your odds of being killed by a Kennedy are low, but never zero.

@HClemenceau @harlett_oscara @InkMasterbator Cupcake no one asked for nor wanted your opinion. You chose to jump in this. I am sorry it hasn't gone your way, but better luck next time.

I broke a " professional " comedian. I mean he's Canadian so it's not that big, but still.

@HClemenceau @harlett_oscara @Dsmoothb1 @InkMasterbator Did you have any children you didn't kill?

@Tim_Nutt_Comic @InkMasterbator I did. No. You're an unfunny fuck puddle.

@Tim_Nutt_Comic @LinkGoddess23 Wow. That fell flatter than the kitten you sat on.

@DukeDevils43 @HClemenceau @InkMasterbator Oh the USA is basically NATO. Now please see the message I posted. It's for all of you.

Ok my angry little Canadians, including you little cowards who tried to insult me then blocked me, I have had my fill of smacking you all around. I am sorry you live in Snow Mexico. I am sorry you are all Canadians, as I am sure you are as well. I really hope you enjoy drinking that piss you call beer, eating some moose fat, and watching hockey.

@Tim_Nutt_Comic @InkMasterbator Wow. I thought you were supposed to be funny, not just funny looking.

@jasonmgood @InkMasterbator Yes they really are.

The commonwealth? NATO? Hahaha. We are NATO. You think shutting down USAID messed with other countries? What happens when the US pulls all its money, troops, equipment, and bases from NATO? And you made my point. The USA could easily take Canada unaided. Canada would need help to even hope to maybe have a chance.

@JD50671574 @InkMasterbator Child, did you grow a pair? Why would I stop? So many of you idiots keep commenting. It's a blast. I keep hoping for one interesting or intelligent Canadian, but nothing but hoseheads so far.

@HClemenceau @VERYGREEDYPIG @InkMasterbator Hopefully get that thing looked at.

@Dsmoothb1 @harlett_oscara @HClemenceau @InkMasterbator Why would I do that weirdo? Mirrors haven't had silver in them in years.

@JD50671574 @InkMasterbator Run off little boy. When your testicles drop come back and try again.

@Tim_Nutt_Comic @InkMasterbator We don't need to hold Canada. Just small or around a bit. Then she'll be a good little bitch again.