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just for fun | a bit of parody mixed with real life | views and opinions are my own

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Why wife doesn’t think Tom Brady is good looking. WTF?!?! He’s gorgeous. #SuperBowlLIX
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First eyebrows and now mustaches. #SuperBowlLIX
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These refs are awful. #SuperBowlLIX
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Those eyebrows were crazy! #SuperBowlLIX
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RT @MFWCollins: @SadMaj0r
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We made it to February, Teammates!
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@elmo Happy birthday my friend.
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This wasn’t me. Stop @ing me.
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NEW: Two people from Oregon were arrested inside the Palisades Fire zone for impersonating firefighters. Police say they had a fire truck which was bought in an auction, were wearing CAL-Fire t-shirts, and claimed to be with “Roaring River FD”… which doesn’t exist.
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If you could only download and use one additonal application on your phone for the next year, what would you choose?
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When it's still morning and your food tracker tells you you've only got 150 calories left for the day:
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@BIGDOG31 @TheIOGuy I’m the same. Is that good or bad lol?
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Monday.
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@JTillz5 Nah.
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@rball490 Oh yes
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@RSeka91 Yes
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@OPTester_Chris Just one really good one.
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@bourbon_rox Nope. Plenty in stock.
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