Sue Hulk
@SUEHULK
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I bake cakes on YouTube. Someone's maw.
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined May 2012
He asked me if I would make his dinner and do the housework for the rest of our lives. I said yes!
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My husband taught him a neat trick that I'm sure the other dogs don't know. .
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Welcome to the world wee Sadie Meechan. Born 17/3/2021 at 16:26.
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It's been 5 years of trying, 2 operations. Loads of medication, loads of injections and a butt load of heartache but it's all been worth it. I'm over the moon to announce that we are currently 13 weeks pregnant.
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I gave birth to a tiny version of my husband and I'm absolutely terrified.
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2 years ago today I was getting married. 1 year ago today I started IVF. Today I have a 13 week old baby and a husband who loves me and I've never been happier. I'm genuinely blessed.
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Excuse me while I show off a picture of my husband and daughter being cute as fuck!
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I go out to a party ONE TIME and come home to my husband receiving death threats for being a pleb on the internet. This is why I can't have a social life.
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Markus is 36 today. He's an amazing husband and an even better daddy. He deserves more than he gets and I think everyone should wish him a big Happy Birthday to fling some love his way 💗
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This weekend @CountDankulaTV and myself are celebrating our 1 year wedding anniversary. He has just left to drive a 45 mile round trip to bring me my favourite meal. What a guy ❤
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I'm out of surgery. Because of the Corona virus I'm not allowed anyone in the room so @CountDankulaTV has parked as close to the window of my room as possible. I love him more than anything. I'll release a video explaining this surgery in the next few days.
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Here's Morag poking her dad in the eye cos she's already sick of his shit.
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I was practising my frosting and @CountDankulaTV told me to post it on here. So here are my mediocre flowers. Enjoy.
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This was 12 o'clock today before I left to get married. Im with my dad, he's cool as fuck!
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I just got ID'd for superglue today. You need to be 18 to buy superglue and in Scotland it's challenge 25. I asked her what age she thought I was and she said 23. I'm 33 years old. .
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I've been engaged for a matter of hours and @CountDankulaTV just said "hippity hoppity you are my property" can't wait for the next 50 years. .
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Here is my 10 year challenge thing. 10 years ago I was in an abusive relationship, unemployed and surrounded my toxic "friends". Today I am the happiest I've been my whole life. The friends I have are like family to me. I'm married and deeply in love. I'm so blessed.
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Thank you Twitter. You have guilted my husband into trying to make me cookies. He's doing great so far.
It's been 3 days since I've had surgery. I'm able to get out of bed and off the couch on my own now. My appetite has gone but I'm craving warm cookies. I want to make some but @CountDankulaTV won't let me so I'm going for a nap instead.
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Poor Buddha had an appointment at an eye specialist vet today. He has to have surgery. Big love to my big brave baby. It curdles my blood to think of him in pain but he has to have his bad eye removed completely. 💔
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Stay tuned for bogus news paper articles about people boycotting the wedding. Some guests simply have work or other plans. Bloody Hell!
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It's 6 days until I possibly lose my boyfriend to the "justice" system and everytime the thought enters my head I feel like someone has kicked me in the stomach.
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Buddha is home. Bronson won't leave his side. He's doing ok. Bit sad and tired but he'll be OK. Thanks everyone for the kind messages ❤❤❤
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Goodnight everyone. Thank you again for all your support and kind words. @CountDankulaTV and I are overwhelmed. X
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Well, did you stay tuned? . Here's the article. Honest to christ! . @CountDankulaTV
Stay tuned for bogus news paper articles about people boycotting the wedding. Some guests simply have work or other plans. Bloody Hell!
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I like to reply to every comment but dude. how do I reply go this? 😂
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I woke up and suddenly have a massive baby bump. I'm only 16 weeks. Where the heck did this come from?
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Today we had our egg retrieval and we got a whopping 13 eggs. I'm home now feeling alright. We'll find out how the eggs are doing over the next few days and hopefully I'll have an embryo transfer on sunday. 🤞.Wish us luck! ❤🍍.#ivf #ivfjourney #infertility
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Well I had better go to bed since I'm getting married in the morning. See you guys when I'm Mrs "yob" Dankula. 💜.
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The media "get a real job".Also the media "omg nazi pug man has a real job lets make sure he's sacked. ".I don't understand why the mainstream media want to ruin our lives so much. .
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The best man took this picture 💜.
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Just an update for everyone. Buddhas surgery went really well and he's almost healed now. His cones off now and he's still a handsome lad!
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It's been 10 days since I became a dairy cow and I honestly don't think I'll ever get used to it.
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I think if men had periods and not women it would be brushed aside and spoken about less. Just like male suicide, male depression, over all the pressure on males and whats expected of them. I think she just doesn't like men and speaks from an angry place. .
“If men had their periods, it would be like f*cking celebrated. it would be like a holiday.” Watch @BusyPhilipps in the new CBSN Originals doc, “Period. Half the population has one. But no one talks about it,” streaming now:
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Buddha went to the salon today and he is so handsome. Look at his neckerchief!
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My child truly is the daughter of @CountDankulaTV . This morning she burst into our bedroom for a cuddle after breaking the hinges off the baby gate. How the fuck did she break off the hinges?.
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This is a picture of @CountDankulaTV having his balls crushed by an infant standing on him. This is his past, and will soon be his future. I'll make sure to take pictures of his pain for your enjoyment
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@gulliblebarrel @CountDankulaTV Hello. I'm his wife. Can confirm we have lots of sex. Thanks for your concern 😘.
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I made blueberry muffins but because my husband is a weirdo he doesn't like the flavour so I made his vanilla. He went to get one and said "are these the clean ones?" Clean ones???.
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@CountDankulaTV The people talking negatively about my husband in the comments are blind, this man is stunning and i'll hear no more of it!.
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Thanks everyone for your kind messages and words. Sorry if I've not replied or liked I've been swamped. I am so furious at what has happened. The justice system in the UK is a FARSE!.
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Just over 3 weeks ago I left my marriage with Markus. It wasn't an easy decision but it was the right one. He has told me not to tell anyone but I have to get it off my chest. I don't want any drama, I just want to focus on my life with my 2 beautiful daughters.
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I interrupt your scrolling with a picture of my doggo. You're welcome.
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I love you for your sweet innocent brain where you just do what feels right to you at that moment. You are a special creature, thank you for being in some of my videos.
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My wean is either full of smiles and mega happy or looks like she's going to kick your head in. There is no in-between.
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@CountDankulaTV I didn't think it would be as bad as what it was. I felt like a moth who flew too enthusiastically toward a light bulb. my eyes got burny.
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I have so much to say about what has happened today that it all comes flooding too fast for my brain and fingers to process. Today we lost a 2 year battle that should never have been a battle in the first place. We have been used as an example and I'm furious.
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I never wish anything bad to happen to anyone but I hope Lucy Letby gets the longest sentence possible. I hope she spends every day of that sentence being beaten and tortured by inmates. I hope she can't sleep in fear of being murdered. I wish nothing but misery and pain for her.
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Buddha has gone for surgery today. Please keep your fingers crossed for him ❤ these videos explain more about the surgery.
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Today is the first day I've not dressed like a busy maw in 6 months. Thought I'd show you all me making a small effort for the first time in too long.
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I'm crying looking at this picture of my handsome man. I love Buddha so much. My wain!
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I got a @McDonaldsUK today and found a bug on my cup. Turns out it was IN the cup. It was part of the cup. I cant stress enough how it was NOT on it and couldnt be wiped off. It was the cup.
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I recognise that most people on Twitter think my name is Mrs Dank because I'm a fan of @CountDankulaTV when in reality I'm his girlfriend and I hate him.
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So @CountDankulaTV asked for his birthday cake this year to be a Battenberg cake but not square. With no marzipan but marzipan flavoured frosting. Here is what he got.
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I hope y'all are ready to listen to me complain about breastfeeding for another whole year! Yeah!.
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Sadie takes up all of my attention and time. Sorry I've not been on Twitter or been replying to anyone. I hope you all are doing well, have a great day/evening. ❤
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This is a picture of my baby, covered in juice, asleep in the dogs bed. She's grasping onto a clothes pole while Buddha protects her.
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I'm literally crying at my desk. The press are completely wrong. Hes not a yob. It was a joke and this is too much for me. I cannot cope.
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