Southpaw sniper for the Bravest platoon east of the Mississippi. Missing the farm & dearest Mother while on the Battlefield.
#ChopOn
#ForTheA
#BattleATL
#parody
Mother,
We have done it! I am still in disbelief but we have done it. We have won the entire campaign and we are the
#WorldSeries
champions! I led exceptionally but our offensive units did their job in providing exceptional support. We won the
#BattleATL
#ForTheA
!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Tonight is the most important battle that I have ever led our men into. With just one more victory we will end the campaign for the LA regiment. We will then be just one series of battles away from reaching the summit & claiming ultimate victory
#ForTheA
!
Love,
Max
Mother,
The sweep is complete! We have taken our brooms and bested the Metropolitan men in the last 3 straight battles. We took on their best sidearms and came out victorious. SGT Olson and LT Dansby were exceptional. Our Night Shift held the line. Now it’s up to us!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We have done it! Yet again we have taken the East! Despite a superb effort from the Metropolitan men we were simply the better platoon. This race is now OOOOHHHH-OOOOHHHHVEER! Tomorrow our attention turns toward the ultimate victory. But tonight, we celebrate!
Love,
Max
Mother,
In just a few short hours I will be leading our men into hostile territory as we try to close this campaign out with a victory. I am focused and ready. This battle is a big one, but we are prepared. Our morale is high and we trust our guys. Updates to come.
Love,
Max
Mother,
I write with exciting news. I shall be the first sidearm to lead our men into battle when the campaign officially kicks off. I could not be more honored or excited for this opportunity. We are ready to defend our the crown and battle
#ForTheA
!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We have received news that SSG Acuña has finished his stint in the infirmary and has re-joined the platoon in Atlanta!! The platoon has received an immediate morale boost and we cannot wait to see him back on the battlefield with us. It has been too long!
Love,
Max
Mother,
It’s just 2 short days until I lead my men as we take to the battlefield to fight
#ForTheA
!
I have sent a photo of me wearing the special uniforms we will wear as we kick off the campaign & defense of our crown. The gold is a nice touch. What do you think?
Love,
Max
Mother,
It still doesn’t seem real! We are the final platoon standing & have taken out all comers during this campaign. We return home for a parade tomorrow. After celebration & some time off to rest, preparations begin in our pursuit of a repeat! I long to see y’all!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We have reported to Florida to start our training regiment & prepare for our upcoming campaign. It has been a joy to see the platoon again & we look forward to what this year will bring us. We shall miss those who have departed & celebrate the new arrivals!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Tonight we were victorious. Despite a sickness, I led our men with vigor. One of my best performances yet. However, I wish I had could have done more. I tried. Nonetheless, we now control our destiny. SPC Wright shall lead us tomorrow. For now, I rest.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Yesterday an amazing experience. Dare I say the parade we were thrown upon our return home rivaled actually winning that final battle? We had such an amazing celebration. The new battlecry was spoken by
@LieutenantDans7
when he said, “re-enlist CPL. Freeman!”
Love,
Max
Mother,
Tonight is our most important battle to date in our current campaign & I have the honor of leading our men into it. We must take down the New York platoon over the coming days if we have any hope of taking the East. Our fans shall be out in force
#ForTheA
!
Love,
Max
Mother,
The day has finally arrived. In just a few short hours I will be leading our men as we take to the battlefield to fight
#ForTheA
! The first foes of this campaign are the Red uniform wearing platoon from Cincinnati. Will send post battle updates. We are READY!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Today is the day. Our campaign to take the East officially begins in D.C. as we take on those pesky gNats. I have earned the privilege to lead our men into battle today and we are more than ready. Our training this spring has prepared us well. Updates to come.
Love,
Max
Mother,
I write with bittersweet news. While not official, it seems as if CPT Freeman’s time with our platoon is over. It is definitely bittersweet. Mostly bitter. However, hope is not lost. SGT Olson has been brought in from the Oakland regiment. We must press on.
Love,
Max
Pops,
Words has come down from GEN. Snitker that I shall be the man tasked with leading us in our first battle with the Philadelphia platoon tomorrow afternoon. I take this assignment with honor & am ready to be
#Back2Battle
. For now I must rest but tomorrow, we ride!
Love,
Max
Mother,
I pen this letter with much sadness. COL Washington has served us for the last time. He is heading out to the west coast to take over as General of the Angels platoon in Los Angeles. His impact on all of us cannot be adequately stated. We will miss him dearly.
Love,
Max
Mother,
I led exceptionally well tonight during my time of service. Nearly perfect, if I may say so. We got enough offensive production for us to take down the Dodgers tonight. Seeing SPC Jansen taking down CPT Freeman to end his former platoon was poetic!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Yesterday, I failed. The Padre platoon was victorious, ending our pursuit of the ultimate victory. Now we rest, heal & prepare for the next campaign. However this time will be different, as my enlistment has ended & a decision must be made on where I serve.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Despite an early offensive barrage we were defeated by the Houston regiment last night. We knew they would not simply roll over and quit, so now we return to Texas for the final battle or two. I will lead our men tomorrow as we
#BattleATL
#ForTheA
!
Love,
Max
Mother,
I write with you exciting news. The lockdown has ended & we shall soon return to the battlefield! We were freed from our lockout & can now get to work defending our ultimate victory from just a few short months ago! My sidearm is ready and we are ecstatic!
Love,
Max
Mother,
After an exceptional performance by SPC Anderson, we have taken another battle from the Houston platoon. We need just 2 victories to win this 2021 campaign. CPL Matzek, SPC Jackson, SPC Minter & PFC Smith were exceptional as sidearm relief. 2 more
#ForTheA
!
Love,
Max
Father,
Tonight shall be bittersweet. LT Freeman returns to Atlanta for the first time since his departure out west & our acquisition of SGT Olson. Despite the wide array of emotions Freddie served us exceptionally for many years & we thank him for his contributions.
Love,
Max
Mother,
We were victorious today in the inaugural battle, however I was wounded in battle while trying to reposition defensively. Gen. Snitker seems to think I’ll need to spend some time in the infirmary. Only time will tell, however I will heal & return ASAP.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Word has been given to me that I’m being sent another piece of hardware. This time it is a silver coated rake to commemorate my offensive prowess this campaign. I’m the best offensive & defensive sidearm in the war. This turned into quite the campaign for me!
Love,
Max
Mother,
I have been informed by our commander that I will be leading our men into our opening battle of this campaign. I am excited and humbled to lead this great group of men. We are ready to fight
#ForTheA
! Inform father of this decision. I will write again soon!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Despite not being my sharpest, I gave my men my all. My relief sidearms lead exceptionally & our offensive units rallied late, started SPC d’Arnaud & SSG Acuña. The true heroes came through in the 11th hour. SGT Riley & SPC Harris, we salute you.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Today we take the battlefield as we seek to exorcise the demon that has haunted us since being eliminated from the last campaign. Despite having them on life support, they were ultimately victorious. Tonight I lead the men as we seek revenge
#ForTheA
!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Major platoon changes have occurred. Notably, LT. Dansby has joined the North Chicago platoon. Words cannot express my appreciation at his service with us. Extremely fond memories abound, especially of Houston. We wish him well. However, we must press on.
Love,
Max
Mother,
I have received the news that I am being recognized for my stellar defensive tactics during this campaign. They are sending me a glove made of gold. Although this isn’t my first time earning this recognition, it will be more special after this campaign.
Love,
Max
Father,
On top of our victory, I was also presented with the very last Silver Rake award for my performance with our offensive unit last campaign. With the decision to remove sidearms from offensive advancements, I shall be the last to hold this award. I’m honored.
Love,
Max
Mother,
I am sorry for the delay. I needed time to process. Last night went about as poorly as it could have. I performed poorly as leader. However, all is not lost. We have two more chances back home to take these Dodgers out. We must not fold. We must not quit!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We did it! We have vanquished the Dodgers. We have
#killedthenarrative
and have
#exorcisedthedemon
. The Dodgers are going home and we have but one series of battles to fight. Ultimate victory can be ours! We will
#BattleATL
#ForTheA
!! It is ours!
Love,
Max
Mother,
I don’t know what the future holds. But last night was a special night. I led our men to victory and did my best to give them everything I had. We now control our own destiny. SPC Lopez will be back to lead us tonight as we pursue to continue our campaign.
Love,
Max
Mother,
We were again victorious. Taking 3/4 battles from this NY platoon was a huge accomplishment at this point in the campaign! We continue our pursuit but morale is high at this point! LT Dansby, SGT Riley & PVT Grissom led the offensive charge tonight!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We have reported for duty. SSG Morton & SSG Acuña are with the platoon as they continue to recover from injuries sustained last campaign. Still no word from CPT Freeman. Rumors are swirling about which platoon he will suit up with. We can only hope it’s us.
Love,
Max
Mother,
We were once again victorious. My sidearm was accurate & effective. Our offensive units gave us an early advantage & we never looked back. I’ve drawn comparisons to a former platoon leader, SGM Maddux. I eliminated opposing troops efficiently, much like him!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Word has it I’ve received another award. I was chosen to the 2nd best team for the entire campaign. 2nd team honors were also awarded to CPT. Freeman & SGT Albies. SPC Riley has made SGT upon news he was recognized as the best hot corner operator in the war!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Today is Max Fried day! We start an important series of battles against the Metropolitan men from NY. We have been pursuing them for some time now and we have the opportunity to overtake them now. Morale is high and we are ready to battle
#ForTheA
!
Love,
Max
Father,
Now that we have received the go ahead to return to battle, the stress turns to the fate of LT Freeman. We have no news regarding his whereabouts or whether he will be re-enlisting so all we can do is wait. We are hopeful. Follow up correspondence to come.
Love,
Max
Mother,
As you may have heard, I shall be leaving the infirmary and heading to our training station in Gwinnett as I seek to return from the injury I sustained in battle earlier this year. I have been anxiously awaiting this day and cannot wait to rejoin my platoon.
Love,
Max
Mother,
In an absolutely shocking announcement, we have brought in CPL Jensen from Southern California to bolster our relief sidearms even more! It is hard to imagine a platoon with a better Night Shift watch. Excitement continues to grow at camp!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Today was disappointing. I let my platoon down with a poor performance, leaving us battling from a disadvantageous position for the entirety. Our men never gave up, however we just didn’t come through when we could. Too many wasted opportunities. Back to it.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Chicago’s campaign is in dire straights after their trip to Atlanta, as we were victorious all 3 battles. Battle is just different up there. It’s a big deal, but here it’s just kind of a deal. Despite that, we still held the line. I wonder how LT Dansby feels?
Love,
Max
Mother,
All of the preliminary battles have been decided. The Metropolitan men’s stumble continued to an ultimate defeat at the hands of the San Diego platoon. Our next foe was also decided & it shall be a familiar one, as the Philadelphia platoon arrives tomorrow.
Love,
Max
Mother,
I have been searching for the words to write, but none have really come. Our campaign was finished today at the hands of the Phightin’ Philly platoon. Our offensive units performed poorly, but our sidearms did as well. We are disappointed. Will write soon.
Love,
Max
Mother,
We were yet again successful in our battle today! Word has come that Spencer Strider has received a promotion. He is now listed as a Private First Class! What an excellent job by PFC Strider, as he has performed exceptionally well during his battles!
Love,
Max
Mother,
What a battle. I led exceptionally well, minus some late accuracy issues. SPC Smith picked me up while SPC Jansen held the front and we were ultimately victorious after PVT Arcia’s late battle heroics. Truly exhilarating. Back at it tomorrow!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Despite a late surge by the LA platoon we held them off and have evened this series of battles up at 1 each. I led deep into the battle before leaving the battlefield. Our relief sidearms did enough to hold the line while SPC Ozuna delivered the final blow!
Love,
Max
Mother,
As I prepare for tonight I think of those who have been injured throughout this campaign, specifically SGT Soroka, SSG Acuña and just last night, SSG Morton. These remaining battles are for these men & the sacrifices they made for our campaign! We are ready!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Today’s battle feels like a must win. Despite a great performance from SPC Strider, we were bested by the Philly platoon. So, today I get to lead our men into battle. I have had a lengthy layoff but I’m confident in my preparation. We battle
#AsOneATL
!
Love,
Max
Mother,
1 more battle! That is all we need! After a gutsy showing by PVT Wright and some offensive bombs by
@LieutenantDans7
and PFC Soler, we have come within 1 battle of winning the entire campaign. We are back in action tomorrow night as we look to close this out!
Love,
Max
Mother,
I write with a heavy heart. Our campaign has ended. And while there is no consolation prize, we have a special future to look forward to. Sgt Soroka returns next year to lead alongside PFC Anderson, PVT Wilson and myself and to
#MixItUp
. We will
#ChopOn
.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Today is finally Max Fried Day, as our loyal supporters have taken to calling it! I have returned from the infirmary & shall take the battlefield with my platoon mates. However, I will be welcomed by an impressive Chicago platoon led by the familiar LT Dansby.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Today is Max Fried day! After our previous two victories, we look for another win over the visiting Redbird platoon from St Louis. I am excited for the opportunity to lead our men and morale is high as we ride the momentum following this run! Updates to come!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We have arrived in Florida to begin preparations for the upcoming campaign. The sidearms & our receiving counterparts have reported to our campsite. We also have some of our offensive & defensive units who have reported early. The excitement & focus is high!
Love,
Max
Mother,
The campaign is nearing it’s inception. We seek to defend the East once again from the Metropolitan Men, the Phightin’ Phils, the Fish Army and those pesky gNats from DC. Our supporters seem to be getting antsy, we aim to make them proud.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Due to the lack of reinforcements on the offensive platoon, I was handed a rake and asked to produce for our soldiers and RAKE is what I did, sending us home with the final blow! We have taken 2 out of 3 from the Fish army and now get to tackle some Pirates!
Love,
Max
Mother,
I led exceptionally well and despite worthy sidearm opposition, we bested the Arizona platoon for the 3rd straight time thanks to SGT Riley and his late battle offensive strike. Tonight we celebrate, tomorrow we rest & then it’s back to work. Will update soon!
Love,
Max
Mother,
How I have missed being on the battlefield with my platoon mates. Our offensive units provided plenty of artillery rounds & allowed me to maintain focus with minimal pressure. Taking down one of the toughest platoons in their home battlefield felt good!
Love,
Max
Mother,
After a day of relaxation we get to continue to rest while we watch our future foes battle it out. Both platoons have ample history with us, however we are not concerned with that. We just must be ready to return
#Back2Battle
, as we seek to defend our crown.
Love,
Max
Mother,
We did it! Despite mother nature’s best attempt, we weathered the storm and took down the Fish Army! Even better, the gNats took down the Metropolitan men again, allowing us to gain ground yet again! Now we rest as we head west! More updates to come!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We were victorious yet again! I led masterfully and our offensive units did just enough to sink the opposing Redbird platoon. We have one more battle with this opponent tomorrow and PFC Strider will lead us out! Everyone is excited for another victory!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Despite some late battle dramatics, we were yet again victorious! We took all three battles from the DC platoon and closed the ground even further ahead of our upcoming battles against the NY platoon. SGT Riley delivered the final blow! On to tomorrow!
Love,
Max
Mother,
I write upon the immediate conclusion of the battle tonight because I did something I have never done before. I led the men through the entire battle with no need of relief sidearms as we completely shutdown the O’s from Baltimore! I could not be more excited!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Last night, following an interruption from Mother Nature, we followed SPC Wright into battle & we were victorious while he was again phenomenal. Word has it he has been promoted to CPL, so a congratulations is in order! We now travel north for our next battle!
Love,
Max
Mother,
As the celebration & the champagne flow has stopped, I can now write to you & tell you that we have successfully defended the East! The East is once again
#ForTheA
. We have had an excellent campaign thus far, but our work is not over. We are not yet satisfied!
Love,
Max
Mother,
SSG Acuña rejoining us proved to be quite the morale boost! On top of that, PFC Wright lead exceptionally well, yet again! He continues to excel in his sidearm leadership. We took 2 out of 3 battles from the Northside platoon. We head west tomorrow!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We were yet again victorious. I led us deep into the battle before being relieved by SPC McHugh. Outside of one long range bomb allowed, I was almost perfect. Our offensive units provided plenty of firepower. We return to battle tomorrow to take 3 straight!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Last night, SGT Albies was injured in the line of duty. Word has come back from the infirmary that it is a fractured foot. We hope he has a quick & easy recovery. Until then it’s next man up. We showed our ability to overcome injuries during our last campaign.
Love,
Max
Mother,
We were victorious! Despite a short battle by PFC Strider, he was effective & kept the battle competitive as we turned it over to the relief sidearms. SPC Duvall & SGT Olson provided the needed offensive firepower to propel us to victory! Back at it tomorrow!
Love,
Max
Mother,
While I rested yesterday our platoon took care of business yet again, defeating SSG Scherzer and the NY platoon. We have now overtaken them & control our own destiny tonight behind SSG Morton. We seek to send them home defeated. Updates to come!
Love,
Max
Mother,
I write with some exciting news. SGT Olson has re-enlisted early and will be with the platoon for the next 8 years with an option for a 9th! This is huge news! This sets us up for a very bright with some top tier soldiers enlisted for many years to come!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Despite a late blunder by PFC Rosario, we pulled out the victory over the Phills tonight! SGT. Morton performed exceptionally well. Tomorrow I get to lead the men as we seek to put us in control for the East. We continue our fight
#FortheA
!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Today is Max Fried day, as I have the privilege of leading our men into battle as we face off against the LA platoon once again. Hopefully the emotions of last night have worn off and we can focus on our pursuit of the NY platoon yet again. Will send updates!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Despite a late night and many offensive attacks launched by both sides we were victorious over the Athletic platoon from Oakland. With some help from the Pirate platoon we have caught the Metropolitan men. Now we must continue & overtake them! Updates to come!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We have done it! The Brew Crew has fallen at our hand. LT Freeman delivered the crushing blow as he launched a bomb against the best sidearm they have to offer. Now we must wait & see who we take on next! We will continue the
#BattleATL
!! For now we celebrate!
Love,
Max
Mother,
I write with sad news today. SPC. Jackson was sent to the infirmary today with a wound to his elbow. We await further tests but it doesn’t look good. While we have many men who can step up, Luke has been a huge piece over previous campaigns. Will update soon!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Yet again we were victorious on “Max Fried day”, as we handled our business against the Reds from Cincinnati. We continue our pursuit tomorrow as we are led out by PVT Strider! We hear through the grapevine he is nearing a promotion. Updates will come!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We have returned home to Atlanta after a quick trip on the road. Tonight we return to battle on what is affectionately known now as “Max Fried Day”. I get to lead my men against a formidable Giant of a foe, as their platoon travels in from San Francisco.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Our offensive units utterly sank the Pirates from Pittsburgh. SPC Wright led exceptionally and the final, ultimate blow was dealt by SGT Olson as he launched a bomb all the way into the Allegheny. We rest tomorrow before we seek to take down the STL platoon.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Last night we ambushed the Metropolitan men early & often with quite an offensive barrage and we were victorious! We have 3 more battles against these men & each is as important as the last. Now we focus on tonight and our pursuit of an 8th straight victory!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Tonight we face off against one of our fiercest foes from the last few campaigns in the nasty Dodgers. The Blue regiment from LA has been a powerhouse of late and became the destination for CPT Freeman. However, we shall not be intimidated. Updates to come.
Love,
Max
Father,
We have made the final battle!!! SPC Matzek, PFC Minter and PFC Smith were exceptional as sidearm relief. PFC Rosario was the primary leader of our offensive unit. A lot of promotions might be coming. We must prepare for the Houston platoon!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We have successfully taken 3 of 4 from the Giant platoon. SPC Wright led well & our offensive attacks were successful. Despite having many of our most prominent soldiers off the battlefield, LT Dansby & SPC d’Arnaud carried the torch. Tomorrow is a big day.
Love,
Max
Pops,
Following our most recent battles we have received news of 3 promotions. Privates Spencer Strider, William Conteras and Michael Harris II have all been promoted to Private First Class! Congrats to these hard working men who have contributed much this campaign!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Today is our final battle before this campaigns midway ceasefire. 6 of our men will be heading to LA to receive our recognition for our exemplary performances thus far. Myself, SSG Acuña, SGT Riley, LT Dansby, SPC d’Arnaud & PFC Contreras will make that trip.
Love,
Max
Mother,
We were once again victorious last night! 2 straight victories have raised morale. The best part? Today is Max Fried day! I have the honor of leading the men today as we seek to send the Arizona platoon home with 3 defeats. Post battle updates to come.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Word has come in that after PVT Wright’s exceptional performance again tonight that he has been promoted to PFC. We were carried by his exceptional sidearm and then SPC Jansen shut the door on the battle as we took the first battle from the Fish Army.
Love,
Max
Mother,
We were yet again victorious. Our offensive units delivered some long range artillery rounds. One came from both SSG Acuña & SPC Ozuna while SGT Olson expertly dropped in 2. We wrap up our series of early battles with the pesky gNats tomorrow.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Yesterday was a roller coaster of a battle but we fell short against the Metropolitan men from NY. We have one more battle today & I’m heading straight from the infirmary to the battlefield for Max Fried day! Time to handle this business and take this battle!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We have done it again. 12 straight victories! Tonight was a true full platoon victory as we took down the gNats in DC. We continue to ride the high morale and this offensive wave. We are back in action tomorrow on Max Fried day! Updates to come!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Last night was a bit of a let down, however it was somewhat expected. We expended much energy, both mental and physical, over the weekend in our series of battles with the NY platoon! We still need just one victory to defend the East. Tonight we seek it!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We were victorious tonight over the Colorado regiment! I led as exceptionally as I could have, completely shutting down their offensive units. Despite our early offensive failures, I was picked up by extra battle heroics from SGT Olson. Back at it tomorrow.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Last night was quite the battle! Despite being in dire straights multiple times, we persevered and took down the Houston platoon once again. SPC d’Arnaud delivered the final shot as we ended the extended battle. We have one more battle to take from them today!
Love,
Max
Mother,
We did it! We have taken the first 2 battles against the Dodgers! Now we travel west needing only 2 of the next 5 battles to go our way to advance to the final battle for this campaign. For now we enjoy taking these 2 battles while also planning for the next!
Love,
Max
Mother,
Today’s battle did not go according to plan for myself, but my platoon mates carried more than their fair share of weight and carried us to victory! The contributions were performed by too many to name. However, CPL Chavez was exceptional in my relief.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Today was one of the best days of battles I have ever witnessed. We absolutely ambushed the Metropolitan men on not one, but two, fronts. PVT Winans, SPC Strider & all of our offensive units took the battle to the NY platoon & simply overwhelmed them.
Love,
Max
Mother,
Last night might prove to be a pivotal day in this long campaign. For now, we have surpassed the Metropolitan men from the NY platoon after our victory in Seattle. We have received some surprising support from the Fish Army and the gNats! Back to it today!
Love,
Max