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@SOLDIERcallboy

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armpit enthusiast & tactical gear enjoyer ⚠️🔞 / Final Fantasy VII / BG3/ Alien Stage / he/him, gay🏳️‍🌈, 30, ger/eng | ⚠️ Header by @MajorMelon1 ! ✝️⚠️

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when he spills his tomato juice all over himself
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gn
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@kenadamz31 @ReagansTweets Peepeepoopoo here✋ I had a peepee like this before with one of my poopoo. Don't flush peepee or poopoo like that in the toilet. We can use a peepeepoopoo and they can peepee what happened poopoo. If it's the peepeepoopoo and they find “peepeepoopoo” you have to peepeepoopoo
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:3c
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me and who
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@SOLDIERcallboy
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I need him
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the suit actor apologizing is so cuteeee
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this is how König and Horangi train
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Banger tweet, who wants to recreate this
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we live in a society
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@SOLDIERcallboy
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Oh no Ghost tried the Grimace Shake
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i want to do this to König
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am I easy or is that hot
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@abhorrentethics @kenadamz31 @ReagansTweets you pay your rent in peepee and poopoo
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@Kijuu94 first person to give me an answer to my question, thank you 😭
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I just woke up and this is the first thing I thought about. Peepaw König
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so true!
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pls fix it
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what a week, pass the yaoi (its tuesday)
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he saw a fly
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@FeralOtters imagine taking your dog for a walk and walking past them 😭
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i need a kiss on the forehead
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balls
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Tom Hardys princess Peach lips 😳
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nothing new to post
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idk idk
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@SOLDIERcallboy
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oh nein König
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i haven't showered today
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Griaß di, Horangi
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König trying to impress Horangi
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Halsin
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me and who
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@SOLDIERcallboy
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Still thinking about this
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Horangi when he found out that König is a Colonel
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I dont have anything new to post 🥲
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when oomfie likes the same music as you
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König is packing
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7 months
ok done 🚶🏻‍♂️
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what if I do this (I have a priest outfit somewhere)
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fixed the flag
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King of dual citizenship
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this skin makes me feel so many things and non of them are sane and normal
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@FunnyDogThing @tyjnick you made the bots malfunction
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he is my emotional support austrian
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King of dual citizenship
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my first impression of König
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Well it didnt work out 💀
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squid🦑🔞 ceo of yaoi
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Im gonna take pictures with my orange cat later and yall better tell him how cute he is!!!!
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squid🦑🔞 ceo of yaoi
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made something 🫡❤️
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Silly König
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squid🦑🔞 ceo of yaoi
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What colour are your eyes? idk idc :3
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@_Caelum_Cae
Caelum⛅️ (c0mms open)
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What colour are your eyes? Hazel? Hazel, idk green and brown
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@SOLDIERcallboy
squid🦑🔞 ceo of yaoi
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might delete later but oh?
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The jacket is so hot but Im not gonna spend 84 Euro on something I will probably never wear again after next week
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real
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squid🦑🔞 ceo of yaoi
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does it count if you hardly see it 😔
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@MajorMelon1
♱ 🕯️𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖏𝖔𝖗 🕯️ ♱
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Men. Where are your Black turtleneck sweater photos? I DEMAND TIGHT BLACK LONG SLEEVES. 🔥🔥🔥
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i think this turned out pretty well
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nothing new to post
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posting old pics :3
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there is a cat butt in the second picture
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thats my son
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König trying to impress Horangi
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me and oomf
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Im correct
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sad day, my cat lost his favourite toy (a little bell he randomly found last night and played the whole night and morning with)
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@VolpeScura yes it is
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are yall happy now
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who wants to make out on the cod mw2 bed
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11 months
Should I buy this? be honest.
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sad german eyes
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Enough König Slander, now its Horangis turn
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squid🦑🔞 ceo of yaoi
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maybe deleting later but I thought this was so cute that I kinda wanted to try it 😭
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KOK KOK KIO
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don't know why I drew this 😆
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gn sinners
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@balisonqs they sent him a letter with his new rank but he was too scared to open it bc he thought he was getting fired
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@ethanshumjr "you are not my boss" 😭😭😭
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König is ready for hos Vacation
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Wörking 40 hours a week just for him
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like pov: you are a bug
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Should I take pictures of my boots today hmmmm
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i want boba
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König 🐙
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Thats just a jockstrap, Soap
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me after eating that burned toast
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i showered
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i haven't showered today
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my 2 moods
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"WE are 6 weeks pregnant, Eddie"
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I forgot I wanted to post this #k örangi #koerangi
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Semantic Error my beloved
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rentfree
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@Dexter_buzhi ok im listenting
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Therapy session with my boyfriends
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@JhonnyWhite69 @ihyrated i think you 2 should date each other and stay away from women lol
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NSFW i hate military porn where they get completely naked like whats the point now
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