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9ice was better than 2Face back then. 2Face only had publicity more than 9ice. Alapomeji was so underrated
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"He used money to buy fans and love" still one of the funniest tweets to bant Davido. So why Cuppy no use that same wealth buy fans love? There is this mentality in the industry 'if you no suffer, you no fit blow' but Davido broke the yoke as a rich kid. His music gave him fame
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Party loyalty, favoritism and Nepotism will be the end of most of us in South West. When there is a bad happenings under this government, it is always we the YORUBAS that are so quick in wearing an armour of justification. Even victims of insecurities always maintain silence. 💔
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@Letter_to_Jack
You see that last rule, the last person that said that to me after I don serve the werey jollof rice, I dragged my food from his front and open the door for his exit. If ọmọ bibi easy, why you never born one?? Faruq leave my house
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@the_akinyele
'I respect the bitterness' coming from someone who actually wanna say the same thing but got zero boldness. LOL
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You know the annoying part, NG music industry will never appreciate Davido on this new achievement in spreading afrobeats to the world. Well we don't even need your fake congratulations. This Africa, na Davido get am
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@KingSuleiman27
This shouldn't be a problem in our recent world since there is a freedom of expression across all human rights. Nancy can just reply by saying what she put on was made by Fendi and it's not a Hijab and that is enough reason to quench this plight.
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The day I saw half of Davido's squad with my korokoro eyes, I just said to myself "smoochey, don't ever try to pass your boundaries to those who get pass your papa". Since then, na only Ogowere i fit dey bant cos I know say you no fit beat me 🤣
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Imagine Davido's influence on Wema Bank. Their followers and new account users has skyrocketed within few hours. When you talk about the greatest influencer in Africa, please make sure you call Davido unless you dey craze for head
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On a mission to make sure I'm that 4th liker to your comments. Eti ba temi je, emi na lati ba ti awon elomi je. 50/50
Comment anything under this tweet, if your comment get exact 3 likes.. You win 100k
2hrs....
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@toyin_abraham1
So na your strategy be this?? See anything that has to do with you, I have washed my hands for life cos clearly you have no respect for family value and you enjoy the clout you are chasing right now. I defended you hoping you will take a break but just imagine. Gosh 💔
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Christians speaking in strange tongues but no one in this entire world can decode are only making fun of themselves. Holy Spirit works with perfection so whatever you are saying in the spirit must make sense to the listener or else you are a Waffle prayer warrior
Speak your truth this one time about any popular topic. Quote.
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@de_lawsky
@iam_pweedypresh
Bros calm down. You no need tell us say na serious relationship you been dey seek
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The name 'Davido' is a brand known worldwide. By the mention of his name, Afrobeats trembles. 001
@davido
no be child's play
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First time I heard a musician called SMADA, I thought he was a sound engineer. His music spoilt my LG XBoom sound system.
What opinion on Nigerian music would get you in this position?
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There is this girl that dances to all of Naira Marley's songs. Darasimi is just 5 years old and her mom is the one championing her to be an internet celebrity at that toddling age. How many of us raised by the older generation can try such? Did you?
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@ConcordMontero
@dammiedammie35
@DripxHalcy
@MissRozapepper
On a saner thought, can anyone broke shame Wizkid?? She said all of that because of bants and we have unreal people who took her words for real? LOL just d same way fc keep saying davido can't sing but deep down they know its bants. LOL
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@Bolaji_turner
@Letter_to_Jack
For trump to sat down and listened, that means he enjoyed it. Ara Dona okin balè to yen o 🤣
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If any Punters post boom boom this morning, Iku ma pa iwo ati bookies together. Just celebrate your misleading wins inside your room. I no get joy today 😡
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@lollypeezle
The days you been watching film and she was cooking your favorite nko?? Alaimore eda 😡
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LETTER TO CHIEF IMAM OF ILORIN
Asallam Alekun Imam. How is the family?
Ejo Agba Akin mo fe fi sun yin sir
Is it until ilorin starts smelling like ogi baba before you know this guy should be bundled out of ilorin? Afonja no do reach this guy before he was sent packing.
Act fast!
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Any APC member I catch within my jurisdiction forming Patrick Viera on recent insecurities in the country, i fit machete you aje. Let those who are the victims be the ones doing all that. Don't be a baztard.
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@instablog9ja
Na Igbo girl sha. No job or future plan whatsoever just waiting for a man to come marry her and take her to Lagos as a full housewife. Yeye
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Burna boy and Davido dey try! Consistency and making hit is not for everyone. I commend both of them over the years.
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MC Oluomo, Omo alè ni è. You are one of the few baztards that makes we Yorubas look like evil people. You are a baztard!
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@cbngov_akin1
@UnkleAyo
Have you checked what he said about your Mom? Oko isonu ti ba iya è oooooo
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@goddess_yoruba
@Temitayour4
Just Answer this simple question and stop turning around like a barber's chair.
Should they be sacked or not? Just a YES or NO
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@KinqKudos
@ThaBoyYom
This your comment really shows that Abazz is way ahead of you when it comes to using one's brain to think outside the box. You can't still understand my reply if you attempt to. Watch out
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I thought Ilorin is a holy ground. I mean a religious space full of godly people. There was a time that it was haram talking to a female in Ilorin but the moment Agba Akin became a tech expert, werey tiè unlock orisirisi locked pvssies. Ati Alhaja ati Eleha ooo, dido ni. Alahu
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If you are in Abeokuta and environs, endeavour to get home this weekend before 6pm cos the city will be painted with bloods from occultic clashes. A leader of a particular fraternity group was keed last night. Please stay safe!
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@blaccmajek
A nice case someone who will represent Ayo should take up! She should also have a taste of what Defamation is all about
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I Just checked my closet and saw a new trousers with a written note
"Thank you for always making us your priority"
I felt emotional because I'm only carrying out my bearest responsibility as a father and husband. Big doings still coming up. God help me 🙏
Tonight, we kerewawa
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The review of your business is bad bro. You need to find a way to rectify the issues spotted. How person go buy Sharwama from your store and the next day he or she is in FMC. Ko make sense now. Fix up!
Y’all should sha order food from my spot abeg, I belong to everybody nd I belong to nobody 🤲🏾
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@big__teee
I dey pity you sha. If you actually know the meaning of this unnecessary exposure you are giving to yourself, you go delete am ASAP
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Funniest part, she luckily got married to a vulnerable man who couldn't resist a forced relationship after their first sex. Too loud to be dissing people's martial lifestyle. Asínwín AbleBait
“I’m interested in this wedding unlike the other one”
Girl, you’re married and no one was interested in yours. How about you stfu and warm eba for your husband? Why are y’all so unhappy? God forbid you people o
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@Oryimsyy
@OgbeniDipo
@ToyosiGodwin
Your head no correct. You reach him house wey you no meet his wife and kids? Mumu
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@fattylincorn_01
@Sirphash11
What's this laughter about? You asked a question and you were given an answer. alabosi ni è -36 kiniun
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Buhari cried on national tv when he was told the price of spaghetti is N100 because he felt Nigerians were suffering and promised we will eat good if we elect him. To God be the glory, there is 500% inflation on that same thing that made Bubu cried 7 years ago. Evil man
Nigerians can be very forgetful people, so let’s have a refresher.
Quote and reply with the major highlights from the last 8 years that you can remember, to remind people on why they MUST vote RIGHT.
Let this tweet serve as a reminder for those who have forgotten.
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@dewoyin_
@datchuguy
Maybe you can do drinking poison
But MAJELE??? Where you won see air in the first place
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@PoojaMedia
They have started creating enemies for themselves claiming it's a tribalistic remark but when your women say Femi and Tunde are Heartbreakers, it's 100% organic. Bi aye yin se ri niyen since 1600
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@fattylincorn_01
@Sirphash11
You asked for a governor's achievement so far in Osun State and it was stated. All you resorted to was to laugh to all responses under the comment. Alabosi ni è and that has been your ways
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My daughter is so smart to the extent that we were told she can't continue crèche, rather we should enroll her in a regular class at the age of 1yr. 4 months. No cocomelon poem my daughter can't recite. That moment, I doubled my hustle cos kids like her deserves all supports
What are the signs that show you need to work harder??
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@Letter_to_Jack
Boss next time when I dey with you, no play Baba Ara abeg. I'm not in the mood to start reconciling with my creator cos you can't hear Baba Ara's "Iku loun gbogbo' make your brain no set to act godly 😄
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To all pregnant women out there trying to birth a new lifer, I pray for safe delivery. You and your child will survive this stage and you all shall be celebrated for victory. Amen 🙏
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@Ruddeyyy
This morning I still watched the interview on YouTube. That young lad was robbed. I was shedding tears as she was shivering explaining how Wizzy twisted every plan she had for her career. It's heartbreaking tbh 💔
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@heisrema
Pure love between this two lads. If anybody form any toxic fanbase against the other artiste, thunder fit fire your papa without your knowledge. Our future must be better than the present
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Na only ilorin girl go wear pant, tight, bikers shot, bumshort under a thick akube jeans above a 100% copper-made bra under silky sweater, laced with turban or hibab with one Bata yahoo isonu, heading to Shoprite just to take portrait pictures to pepper us on twitter. ENKR
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@Elkrosmediahub
I played your game recently, everything tear. From that moment I stopped rating you when it comes to prediction. If you tell me say tomorrow election go hold, I go doubt you Boss
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@shxkxbabu
Today Na Thursday??? Oooooooh it's the day that the Lord has made. I will rejoice and glad in It
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JellyBum has been an uncultured lady from the scratch and that's why she will always block an account with "Abija" tags because wetin i use her eyes see in 2021, she no fit forget. Those who associated with her from this app, kosi iyato laarin yin and I'm proud of what she did
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My visit to Slave Museums across Badagry actually opened my eyes to a lot of information. These names you think are the real lagosians were actually returning slaves. This tweet isn't what you think it is Ola. The real lagosians spring from aworis and outskirts
I've noticed that the real Lagosians don't brag about being Lagosians or lay claims on it. I mean the Costas, the Williams, Rhodes-Vivours, Vaughans, Okoyas, Bucknors, etc.
But you see the Elegbedes, Ogunkoyas, etc that came to Lagos by night bus to seek greener pastures ehn💀😂
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@KingSuleiman27
She can't win this argument. There is no infringement whatsoever in all of these.
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LGBTQ campaign is not permitted in Qatar 2022 world cup. If you raise a flag representating your community, you will be arrested because it is against their belief. You bought a ticket to watch a football match not to force your belief on other people. Strict warning!
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Someone credited a random twitter babe 100k all because she's always posting her yansh and thick laps. If you dey complain of brokeness as a lady, you know what to do with this information.
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As you are stepping out, today will not be your doomsday in Jesus name. You shall go out in peace and come back to your abode in peace. You will not walk through blood sucking roads. God will guide your steps. God bless you all 🙏
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@vanderkb3
@OtuBamArujeje
@SaharaReporters
@ShehuSani
@savndaniel
@Ekwulu
@GazetteNGR
@david_shuaibu
What good news have you been hearing under this present government?? Better don't attract curses atm. If you don't know what to say, keep shut. Asunu eda
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@reedah_of_dubai
@Kynsofficial
Follow me for more DM conversations between Akin, Mufti and this babe. Receipt full cashier hand
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My friend got scammed of her life savings [1.7M]
She was in a cab and the guys beside her showed her some $ and told her they need a sure aboki for exchange. She found herself trying to commit suicid* after she withdrew the money for them at the bank. They used Juju on her 💔
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She took hammer from my drawer, focused on the center table glass and broke everything. I came in from work and I saw her smiling at me. E dey do me like say make I open Microwave and threw her inside but deep down, I know I can't touch her. LOL
What's the funniest painful stuff your innocent kids have done?
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It is hard to assist an illiterate. One way you might regret it. My landlord will say "if you don't have a Bsc degree, I'm not gonna rent my apartment for you" bcos mutual understanding is Golden. I'm 100% sure Kogbagidi will be regretting his action now. Portable is a menace!
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