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5 months
Need it to be spring 2023 again I was so happy and hot
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@SCH4FERR
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14 days
Or what if he didn’t
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4 months
In fall 2020 I was so obsessed with folklore I would wake up every morning genuinely thrilled to spend another day listening to folklore
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4 months
If a man makes eye contact with me in public, he’s gay
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2 months
Me when I’m in your basement checking your hot tub chemicals:
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5 months
It’s insane how the ONLY way I can make friends is by friendzoning gay men
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9 months
@swiftwarcraft I think she just means she’s fantasizing about scenarios where men apologize
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2 months
in the work boat
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@SCH4FERR
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4 months
I know a lot of things but I don’t know abt that
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@SCH4FERR
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1 month
Being radically transparent for a sec This is the real me
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2 months
Ferry is three hours late Haven’t showered in days 😁🔫
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10 months
@Dsream18282828 @kobychill @alex_abads She’s not completely ruined but she had a completely unscathed reputation which is rare for celebrities and that’s gone now
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13 days
@seantmurphy411 Didn’t have to be viral to gross me out also it came up in my feed seconds after it was posted
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4 months
Listen you’re really sweet but you COULD retweet less porn
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2 months
@willemragnarssn Well not quite
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3 months
@sicksadke I’ve been trying to articulate this since midnights came out. Her strength was efficient communication. Not these clunky “big” words that never strengthen her point
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1 year
@Stevensully99 People don’t get that it’s bad for HER when they are mean to people on her behalf… even if the people deserve it
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5 months
Face update
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3 months
I’ve always said Taylor Swift should be meaner to her fans and in this album she really snarled back at them in a way I’ve always wanted her to
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4 months
And I would listen to it several times most days… No other piece of media has connected with me that much since
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2 months
Tooth gap wider by the day… freckles coming in… this is MY summer
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@SCH4FERR
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6 months
Cut off my mustache and painted my nails
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1 month
Walking around like this today
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22 days
Disheveled at sister’s piano recital
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@SCH4FERR
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1 year
I just ran into my uncle in Costco and he was like how are you and I was like…. what do I even say
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23 days
I just found this video of my awful drivers license photo
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13 days
@TeriyakiCh1cken Ok well let’s calm down a little bit
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1 month
Heyy
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5 months
Disheveled
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4 years
@daddys__cummies @OkButStill You profile picture and pinned tweet do not look like those of a full time mommy
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10 months
@Dsream18282828 @kobychill @alex_abads Well that’s the thing now u can say that but before this she WAS perfect as far as the public was concerned and that’s a valuable thing to have and she doesn’t have that anymore
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4 months
found a fresh shed in the woods
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2 months
@nickandopolisgf Walmart amphitheater 😔
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3 months
@sicksadke It started when people hyped The Lakes up too much. She thought since people liked “is it romantic that all my elegies eulogize me” etc she should make all her music sound like that
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4 months
Grandma asking me how many kids my future wife and I are gonna have…
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2 months
@cineophile Clears all of midnights My fave song on the album so far along w the black dog
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2 months
I saw Lizzy McAlpine last night 😁
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13 days
@thunderxstorm07 I was bored
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1 month
Do u guys think she will play king of my heart
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4 months
15 year old brother knows every MUNA song by heart… the fruit smell is so strong 😐
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2 years
@swifferstruggle Speak Now is such a COMPELLING name it grabs you it’s engaging and interesting I really think it’s perfect and represents that era so well. I hope she keeps it.
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5 months
Cold wet dirty going home
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1 year
@5Nexu5 @wrathsemilia Well compared to them basically being children when those movies happened….
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9 months
@swifferstruggle Blessedswifty struggling every day
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4 months
Read in the voice of the woman who spent $87 on Candy Crush during a depressive episode in 2014
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5 months
I’m like an angel with only one wing
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4 months
Left home at 2 this morning intending to sleep in Mexico City tonight and instead I find myself caring for infants in a small fishing town (?) in Canada that’s too isolated to even have Ubers and am stuck here until Friday fuck my life
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2 months
How they actually looked vs with night mode
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2 months
@teddy_xcx_ I partly agree with you but I don’t think Chappell is actually making that huge a deal about it, she’s talked about it a couple times but this thread is emphasizing it way more than Chappell does
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3 months
It would be so funny if Jack Antonoff started producing Chappel Roan
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2 years
@READYF0RlT @taylorswift13 Manifest just means schedule
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10 days
never mind concert is canceled
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6 months
At church kind of drunk wearing eyeliner hiding in the bathroom
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2 months
@khiaton And like a million smaller songwriter pop girls�� the openers and the openers’ openers… they all sound EXACTLY the same
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5 months
I have a boat btw
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2 months
Thinking about opening night of Eras Tour and how my pants were sitting so low my pubes were showing and moms were giving me dirty looks and I was hoisting them up all night
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10 days
Need sniffies map but for queers and maybe straight women who want to queen out at a moments notice
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1 year
@swifferstruggle Also their idea is so weird, Taylor is not a charity case, she didn’t buy them because she wasn’t offered a fair deal
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11 months
@tyler02020202 Spending 12 years in school to become anything is crazy like how would that ever be a good idea
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1 year
@tyler02020202 The other day I quoted that to someone who had never heard it and they thought I was so funny
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4 months
If u like this tweet you’re gay
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7 months
@tscoldasyou He’s not hot enough to be acting like that
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It’s funny that uncircumcised guys get fetishized literally for having a normal body
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8 months
@historicalfits @ComplexCut Can you name some of what you think are legitimate personality traits?
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3 years
@beccasaltz People in the replies apparently don’t know that there’s such a thing as a teenager that’s just being bratty without it being indicative of any dark family issues
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Thrifting is so hard when nobody has a waist as petite and delicate as mine
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29 days
I HATE that long shorts are back in Society needs to resist and keep our men in tiny shorts!!!!!
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16 days
Feed full of mini reveals saving my life kind of
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27 days
I’m getting so good at having platonic irl friendships with gay men and it’s so fun
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1 year
@DaynerysSwift_ I mean that’s what makes a loud crowd which is what any artist wants. And this weekend before this very bridge Taylor challenged the crowd to be the loudest so far. That’s how it’s supposed to be.
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3 months
I think queerbaiting is ok if u do it in a cool way
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Can you guys turn up the Taylor Swift hate a little more I need closing night ticket prices to go down
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1 year
@evermireia @iolanthelauren Not like the other girls is not a gendered concept omg it can apply to anyone
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1 year
@dontblameklara Even switching to a new era right in the middle of the re-recording is an example of this. Keeping things fresh and exciting and keeping our attention.
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2 months
Disgusting roommate gone 🤩🤩🤩 house to myself for a whole week 🤩🤩🤩
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The WORST genre of person is gay men who are critical toward lesbians
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10 months
Happy fall it’s raining outside
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Listening to unreleased maisie peters
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@talk_valentina Oh my god I forgot about that
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Just saw a gay person in my small town I’m so starving for queer community I didn’t know how to interact without seeming desperate
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1 year
@TSwiftNZ I don’t completely understand what’s she’s saying but I’m glad she’s saying something
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3 months
Glen Powell looks like a Tibetan Sand Fox but none of u are ready for that conversation
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4 months
Like look how much lighter it is than my hair
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@TSwiftNZ That’s why they hadn’t recorded end game, they were recording it a couple days later 😁
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4 months
Getting rained on
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2 months
showed a straight man a picture of dick 4 the first time
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1 year
@robgrantcrave lanadelrey so I don’t have to hear stans with a superiority complex moan about honeymoon not feeling exclusive enough anymore
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3 months
save me man with no redeeming qualities except his mustache
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3 months
My little sister is getting married this summer and I’m still replying to strangers asking about my feet in DMs
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4 months
Guy just chose the urinal next to me from a line of empty urinals
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