Good morning MAGA!!!! Who's ready for the next 4 years?!?!?!

Raygun the baboon. He had safely navigated his way through the suburbs and industrial areas of Pretoria and had finally reached an agricultural area full of crop farms and game reserves. He was in our opinion in safe territory. Sadly he made a wrong turn 40km further on his adventure and landed up on the roof of a Secondary School just outside of Delmas. The learners at the school decided it was a fun idea to brutally stone and kick him. They tied him up with wire, placed car tyres around his body and set him alight. He burnt to death. According to some residents, a witch doctor came through last night and cut his hands and head off, and then cut his chest open and took out his heart.

If I worked for a corporation and the CEO said that no payments are to go out for 90 days but I sent out a $60 million dollar payment anyway to support my ideological beliefs, I would be in jail. Why are federal employees who work for the government not held to the same standard?

"If they're old enough to get pregnant, they're old enough to make their own decisions about what happens with their bodies, and parents do not the right to change that." - Washington State Senate Majority Leader Jamie Pedersen (D)