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"I've put a grand behind the bar, keep an eye on your Uncle"
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I received my first BJ on the Duke of Edinburgh Award scheme. So, thanks for that Phil.
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There's a direct link between believing these 5G stories and owning a Samurai sword.
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David Moyes looks like he picked the wrong cup of Christ
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What's the weirdest thing you did during lockdown? Around April I went and sat in the back seat of my car for an afternoon as I'd never sat there before. Had a great time of it.
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Bloke down the local just proposed to his gf and she said no, lol. Merry Christmas m8
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Sean Dyche has just put 4 Ginsters in a blender and necked them in one go, laughing his face off.
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Remember when you first got your National Insurance card at 16 and you'd carry it around in your purse/wallet? Man, we were dicks.
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Used this pic for my Zoom background earlier, no one batted an eyelid. Fewmin.
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I can sense a TV show in this... As You Were: With Liam Gallagher - Liam travels up and down the UK meeting children he fathered in the mid to late 90s.
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The thing about cancel culture is they never cancel the right thing, like Question of Sport.
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The state of the fucking Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
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Down the Garrick for my early morning pot of tea. Pauline Quirke has just ordered a tray of flaming sambucas.
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these days you can't even shout paedo at a paedo without getting clobbered by paedos
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As much as I'd love another 2 years of this madness, fuck having to charge my phone 4 times a day.
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Weirdest racing tip I've ever seen.
Just unfollowed a man whom I thought was smart and funny, because he called Theresa May a whore. 1/14
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@michaelsheen
@johnnyboy7169
"Is it just me or is anyone else really nauseated by Michael Sheen and David Tennant?"
Fixed that for you 😝
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"Buckingham Palace sources say the Queen has finished series 12 of Peak Practice and has now moved onto S1 of Hotel Babylon"
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In my head all Oasis albums are called "Now Then, Now Then'
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My 2 year old son just turned to me and said "I can't understand Steven Moffat's fixation with rewriting the Brigadier, let the man rest in peace for heaven's sake! Sure, he was great in season 7, but that was nearly 100 years ago!"
Makes you think.
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Cilla used to refuse to have a black driver at the taxi firm my uncle worked at. Now a paedophile is singing at her funeral. Karma.
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Can't wait to see blokes with bulldog and union Jack tattoos wresting the army in city centers 😍
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"We all huddled together to watch the new king, only we didn't have any electricity to power our iPads so we whistled Bond themes to keep warm. Bread was a tenner back then, per slice"
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When David Blaine came to the UK and sat in a box, starving himself and everyone threw burgers at him - Never felt so proud to be British.
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The UK's first human case of flu strain H1N2 - which has been circulating in pigs - has been detected, the UK Health Security Agency says
For more on this and other news visit
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Neil Hamilton looks like a corpse that's done a line of coke and now needs a shit.
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Sheridan Smith to play 'the George Osborne email' in an explosive ITV drama coming this autumn
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This is what happens when men can't have stag doos for 9 months
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The country hasn't been this united since we all threw chicken burgers at that berk David Blaine at Tower Bridge.
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@atomcrowley
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People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!
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Someone stuck a cola bottle sweet on the outside of the tube window and I think I'm gunna win the Turner Prize y'know?
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My New Tricks boxed set review just went live on Amazon.
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"I ain't paying my bladdy tax like some sort of steady Eddie"
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Davros being able to open his eyes means he'll get his benefits cut. Trust me.
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4 years today since we flushed my uncle's ashes down the disabled toilet in the local. It's literally what he wanted. Banter lord.
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Just screamed "TWO WORLD CUPS AND ONE WORLD WAR" at a Bichon Frise.
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Nicholas Witchell warming up for 4 days of non stop monarch shagging.
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I remember when I woke up in hospital a couple of years back, off my mash on morphine and asked the recovery nurse "What camera am I on?"
I genuinely thought I was on Holby. For that 30 mins or so i was so happy.
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Spider spotted on top of Queen’s coffin at Westminster Abbey funeral 🚨
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Richard Curtis furiously writing a romcom about 2 lonely herberts wot fall in love in that queue.
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Squid Game but set in the leisure centre from The Brittas Empire
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It's hotter than Melody Parker from the Queen's Nose rn
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Tories unveil new campaign to prevent spread of coronavirus
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Dogging Tales getting a much needed repeat on C4 tonight lads
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In these turbulent political times I’d like to remind everyone that Jacob Rees-Mogg is the same age as Croc from Grotbags
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If he doesn't ask about the fry up, he should never work in TV again
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If gonorrhoea and syphilis can come back, why can't The Bill?
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Cops hunt fat sex pest who 'dangled his penis over a wall' to show group of teens
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Mike Ashley looks like the sort of guy who'd get glassed at wedding by a member of his own family.
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I think we're just going to have to live with Doctor Who now rather than cower from it.
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Maxine Carr
If you could play 1 frame against anyone, who would it be?
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Just remembered being at a pub quiz a few years ago and someone in the picture round wrote "Colin Hendry?" under an image of Andy Warhol.
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This time last year we were all stockpiling bog roll. Well, I say "we" I mean cunts.
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Nice day out, sing song with the lads then back home to sleep in the car outside the ex wife's maisonette
Statue defenders sing God Save the Queen in front of the Cenotaph.
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It's hotter than the older sister from The Queen's Nose out 'ear today.
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Imagine getting up at 5am to stand outside Sandringham on Xmas day? Fucking nonces
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