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Definitely not ITK, or a dodgy parody. Just an NUFC fan giving his own thoughts and opinions on all things ⚽️

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Never in doubt, Cc @Arsenal Cheers for the 3 points. #NUFC 🖤🤍
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@SkySportsPL Has anyone started a petition that I can sign to get rid of Tyler?
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@UnitedsUpdate @ToonPolls this page saw your tweet but didn’t get the joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hi Steve can you ask for an update! Cheers. #NUFC
@SpearmanSt41523
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🚨I’m being told Liverpool have reached a verbal agreement With Newcastle for Anthony Gordon for £80 million. Info been passed to me by my cousin Will Spearman who works with Liverpools recruitment team. Player already agreed personal terms over a month ago. #LFC #Gordon #NUFC
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@CtheDoctor What the hell have you been watching? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dunk definitely. The other 2 have done the complete opposite.
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Wait a minute 👀👀👀👀👀👀 🖤🤍 #NUFC #NUFCFans
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No matter what you think of Eales to celebrate this news makes you the most disgusting type of person. Please unfollow if you disagree 👍 #NUFC
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Blows my mind to think Southampton at home will probably be, Pope Tino Schar Burn Hall Longstaff Bruno Joelinton Barnes Isak Murphy or miggy Mental. Just mental. #NUFC
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I really hope we don’t become that entitled fan base. I’m seeing fans saying they would rather not have any European football then be in the conference league. This just doesn’t make any sense both of a footballing & commercial front. 🤯🤯🤯 #NUFC
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Anyone slating MGW clearly have never properly watched him. Gordon haters all over again. The kids got such ridiculous raw talent. Under Howes system he will thrive & will be a starter moving forward. Joe willock on steroids. #NUFC
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Wait a minute…. 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @ghodoussi #NUFC
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Final note Atmosphere - awful bar last 6mins of carnage. Too many people going for a piss during the game People leaving as early as 75mins? Maybe it’s the ballot maybe it’s tourists maybe it’s travel but fuck me what’s the point. #NUFC
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I honestly don’t think the league are going to be ready for us next season. A full pre season, lads recovered who’ve had niggles, more quality added, 1 game a week. Break out seasons for Tonali, hall & Tino. Isak now established. Bruno & Joelinton in their prime. #NUFC
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If I was Howe on Wednesday…. Pope Tripps schar burn Tino Joelinton Anderson hall Bruno Isak Gordon Kill them with pace through the middle Tino & hall up & down. Bruno free role. #NUFC
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Not even June yet but the below are the only players I’m not listening to offers for. Gillespie Botman Schar Tino Hall Tonali J7 Bruno Willock Miley Gordon Barnes Isak Minteh Everyone else has a price. #NUFC
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£50m release clause for Olmo. Whatever you’re spending on Neto, don’t bother. Bring me Olmo. Now. Was Mitchell the one to do the deal or had he left already? #NUFC
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@markgoldbridge These dogs?
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Honestly £40m or close to for Minteh, I’m actually in shock. Would be our highest ever fee received & he’s never played a game for us. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #NUFC
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I tell ya what our recruitment has taken a bit of a pelting at times and sometimes rightly so… But after watching Phillips since going to West Ham & now Diaby at Villa it’s clear they know what they are doing with the transfers 😂 #NUFC
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If Anderson wasn’t a local lad I’m pretty sure he’d be the main scape goat. I also think if we had a fully fit Joe willock he would have been loaned out. He shows signs of promise but still think he has a lot to learn. #NUFC
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@S0uthernGe0rdie
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The more dubravka plays the more confident I become in him. I think he lack of playing time meant he weren’t up to speed etc. Last couple of games looks a lot better & so much more comfortable playing with ball at his feet. GK not an issue till the summer. #NUFC
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I love #NUFC twitter in the transfer windows. I swear half the fan base are expecting mbappe & Bellingham sign. Kelly - upgrade on dummett & lascelles Trafford - incredible upgrade on dubravka & karius We are a prolific RW from having one of the best 11s on paper when fit
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Great news about Isak & Willock, However don’t start them against arsenal. Shut up shop play tight and then bring them on for last 15-20. Build fitness against Blackburn then have them both firing for a decent run of fixtures. #NUFC
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Line up for tonight surely? Dubs Tino Schar Burn Hall Bruno Longstaff Anderson Barnes Isak Gordon Wilson back on the bench, maybe trippier & Joelinton as a shock? 3 points tonight is absolutely massive. As always in Eddie we trust 🖤🤍 #NUFC
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I will be shocked if Minteh is in the squad for next season let alone starting 11. Dutch league is absolutely shite. Give him a decent loan, championship promotion pushers or newly promoted prem club. Really test his ability in England. #NUFC
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This week… Guehi “here we go” Gordon contract extension rumours heat up RW in talks Almiron fee agreed. Please #NUFC
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Veiga £25m Szoboszlai £65m Maddison / Barnes £40m £130m and our midfield is transformed & depth added. All for the same price Declan Rice is being quoted for sale. £70-100m remaining for a LB / CB & striker/winger. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s gonna be a long summer. #NUFC #NUFCFans
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It was never his fault he got played there but Dan Burn should never play LB again. In fact I’d go as far as saying we only need one CB signing in the summer with him playing CB. Fair fucks BDB. #NUFC
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Final note of the night…. People writing off Tonali 🤦🏼‍♂️😂 Just like you did with Gordon & Longstaff. If we didn’t have injuries to Willock & J7 I don’t think he would have featured as much as he has. Give him time, come back to me in Jan Blokes an absolute engine #NUFC
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I will again tweet this, I am still HOWE IN. (30%) However - if you think it’s bad luck & injuries are the only reason for… 3/12 points at home to Forest Everton Luton & Bournemouth You need to wake up, Howe needs to be questioned. #NUFC
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The Minteh side of the fan base cracks me up. Never played in black and white. Completely unproven in the prem. Cash in. Allow us to reinvest. If he was that good we wouldn’t let him leave simple. #NUFC
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I’m at the point where I think fuck it just take a points deduction. #NUFC
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How hilarious would it be… We sign Freedman as Ashworths replacement. When Ashworth wanted Freedman with him at #MUFC Once hired - he then convinces Olise to sign for us. Man U miss out on their key target and Ashworth still on gardening leave whilst it all unfolds. #NUFC
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@NFFC Prefer this one…
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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Calm as you like. 😎
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@S0uthernGe0rdie
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I don’t think I can handle our Twitter feed at the moment. I’m seeing someone who struggled at Norwich & standard liege being putting in a starting DM role next game And then Fabian Schar who has “apparently played loads” there in his career in the next tweet. #NUFC
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Trippier Wilson Almiron Thank you & goodbye. Perfect way to offset wages & bridge FFP gap! #NUFC
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Reckon Eddie Howe could work wonders with Darwin Nunez. I’d love him here with Isak. #NUFC
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@LFCAJ__ 😂😂😂😂😂
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12th June - Bruno release clause triggered. 13th June - wasn’t my usual source apologies for sharing information, I’m just gonna stick to being a fan account. #NUFC timeline prediction.
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For those 👏🏻 You said Injuries Playing twice a week More time on the training ground Fatigue Please tell, what’s the excuses are now? It’s clear Howe and players are not learning from previous mistakes. I’m not Howe out but it’s building Something needs to change. #NUFC
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@S0uthernGe0rdie
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Call me crazy but I honestly believe if we get to the new year and are 5-7 points off the top, (injuries depending) we will go on to challenge for the title this season. #NUFC
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Gk - Mamardashvili (£40m) DF - Tosin (free) DF - Kelly (free) DF - Diomande (£50m) MF - MGW (£60m) RW - ? (30-50m) £200m max spent. If Bruno stays…. If he goes… I expect more. #NUFC
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Potential of £30m for a combined miggy & Murphy? To be replaced with a £60m Neto Is honestly life changing. Could cry. I really hope this summer window lives up to expectations I really do. #NUFC
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Genuinely think I would cry. Eddie Howes title chasing mags. 2 x 11s. Shows depth in quality with a couple missing who might stay still. Quality in youth coming through to add more depth. 2nd pic more of depth. 3rd pic to show change of shape for MGW 3421 #NUFC
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If the rumours are true £40m for Minteh is absolutely ridiculous. Cracking business too good to turn down for the club at this moment in time. A risk, yes but in 3-4 years time it won’t matter. Should allow us the summer rebuild we need & clear more dead wood on top. #NUFC
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@S0uthernGe0rdie
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Whether it’s a long term injury or not the fact @CallumWilson is being pictured getting on a flight to Dubai this morning is an absolute disgrace. Argue with me in the comments all you want but as a professional that’s an absolute shambles. #NUFC
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@_skeemzofficial - cv review & filter against machine - interview prep - go direct to companies - get key contacts and coffee chat them - don’t use easy apply on LinkedIn - active on LinkedIn Feel free to reach out happy to help with any of the above 👍
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Chiesa is absolutely levels above Maddison & Szoboszlai. Makes me think it’s happening otherwise we would have triggered the release cause. #NUFC #NUFCFans 🖤🤍
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@NUFC360 - a team that tries - entertaining - maxi showing why he’s got to be the focal point - a holding midfielder is crucial - a few more signings to add depth as you can’t be bringing Murphy on as options - nick pope - undefeated - Eddie is our king / Europe here we come
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What needs to happen now? A lot. - Gordon new contract - isak new contract - sponsors signed off and announced - sporting director - technical director - clear remaining 🪵 - bring in depth & quality - win the league cup. - win the league. - Europe again ole ole #NUFC
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@bigcalibarber @AdamP1242 @AdamP1242 gone from striker Joelinton to midfielder Joelinton
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I’m 11 minutes in And I’d sub longstaff off already. #NUFC
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Am I the only #NUFC who doesn’t want us to sign Toney in the summer!? #NUFCFans
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@NUFC360 - 6 mins of panic - Wilson isolated (again) - bruno not started yet - someone please train Miggy to use his right foot - give the ball to maxi - Casemiro is world class - need to turn the possession into more attacking threat - a goal early and you never know
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Madueke & Summerville > miggy & Murphy No matter what you think it’s improving the squad and starting 11. #NUFC
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People will turn their nose up but I tell ya we couldn’t go wrong with an all English transfer window… - guehi - smith Rowe - eze - Gibbs white #NUFC
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@TyroneMills91 @CraigDixon1 @thenufcjp @AdamP1242 It’s one I’m now bought into… The guy in the background looks like he’s drunk more of his pint than Adam. This could become peak #NUFC timeline 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@StretfordPaddck Did Ten Hag rest him again?
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@TheAthleticFC @MarkCarey93 Hang on a minute this doesn’t fit everyone’s agenda 😂😂😂😂
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@anthonygordon @NUFC Everton fans in the comments after winning their first game of the season get back to your relegation battle lads & leave @anthonygordon to his European charge.
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@NUFC That is the most ridiculous decision I have ever seen.
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He’s played majority of games as a DMF. Can play RCB as well. But will wait for the 53 tweet thread about how he’s watched him since he was 2. #NUFC
@nufcsanjay
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This sort of signing will hopefully start to become a regularity for #NUFC . It's a low risk way to plan for the future. Miodrag Pivas - broke into senior football in 2024, right-sided CB. Will have a look at Wyscout, but his underlying numbers are decent. Good ball-carrier. 🇷🇸
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They could invest £1b into us and it wouldn’t even indent 1% of their value they want to achieve by 2025 If that doesn’t explain why other clubs wanted the takeover not to go through I don’t know what will 😂😂🤑🤑🤑 #NUFC #NUFCfans
@NUFCgallowgate
NUFC Gallowgate
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@SpursITKhub Bang on. The wide lads have to be direct and in behind runners. Not cut backers. Newcastle bias but how Gordon isnt getting on or game time is incredibly shocking.
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I honestly can’t believe my timeline sometimes… Yea Gordon is a bellend, but he would be our bellend. 😂 Ziyech & Gordon over Ritchie / Fraser / Murphy any day of the week. Simple. As. That. #NUFC #NUFCfans #NUFCTransfers
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@S0uthernGe0rdie
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Well in @AVFCOfficial just to give you a heads up Villa fans… I think we are on about day 38 since our win over Arsenal and they are still tweeting about it. Enjoy the Arsenal tears. #AVFC #NUFC #AFC
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I honestly think Shelvey would have gone to new levels and been up there with one of the best we’ve seen in b&w, if he had not been working under complete garbage his whole time here. Wish him all the best, think it’s a cracking signing for NFFC and gives us wiggle room. #NUFC
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@ghodoussi @jamiereuben @NUFC Owners undercover to take it in. Honestly best club in the world with the best owners.
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@LFCAJ__ Your argument is irrelevant
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@KieranMaguire Spoken like someone who’s been paid off. 👀👀👀 😂😂😂😂
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The more I see Thiaws name in a tweet I start to think it’s never happening. #NUFC
@footballitalia
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Milan are waiting for Newcastle United to come forward with an improved offer for Malick Thiaw as negotiations continue. #Thiaw #ACMilan #NUFC #SerieA #EPL #Calcio
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Also mental how many fans think Tonali is able to play against Southampton 😅
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@NUFC Gutted for @Joewillock but will feel like another new signing when his quality returns! Will be vital for champions league away games too 🖤🤍🙌🏻
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@Wrexham_AFC Be interesting to see how much £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ considering he turned us down 🤣🤣🤣
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@PawlMartin Overhyped? When fully fit he’s probably 3rd name on the team sheet. Problem is the fitness.
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This Bmouth game is the 1st test to see if we have improved from last seasons “dip” Feels like it could define the season we are in for sounds ridiculous saying that 2 games in but we always seem to struggle there If we come away with 3 points momentum building already #NUFC
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3-4 high impact / calibre signings. That’s £150m right away. Plus the free transfers. Trafford / DCL don’t fit that bracket. Either journalists don’t have a clue and guessing like most of us or the budget is bigger and squad depth also added? #NUFC
@iPaperSport
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Newcastle are targeting three "high impact" signings this summer ⚫️⚪️ ✍️ @MsiDouglas reports #NUFC
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Just me who thinks it’s all gone a bit quiet on every front? - sporting director - having to sell before the 30th?? - transfers in Maybe I’m caught up in euro fever. #NUFC
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@LFCLaurie Even LFC fans are embarrassed of your opinion give it a rest ya melt
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@S0uthernGe0rdie
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Team literally picks itself bar one position today. Does Howe have the bollocks to drop his beloved Burn for Tino. Feel we are in for a tough evening but I reckon same game plan as when we played them in the Cup. #NUFC
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@pedrogva6 Pedro. On behalf of the entire fan base…. Please do not give us this shite the day before deadline day.
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@NUFC - how are we winning - burn looks lost - haven’t got out of second gear - midfield 3 need to get closer to rice & paqueta - Wilson looks back to best - botmans world class - wake up or freshen it up - give the ball to maxi. - big second half needed #NUFC #NUFCFans 🖤🤍
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Conflicting reports straight away. Bowen feels very much like a media push to disguise actual target. Multiple reasons why he wouldn’t join and as much as I’d love him I don’t think it’s the best spending of £££ #NUFC
@GraemeBailey
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Understand that Jarrod Bowen has no interest in joining Newcastle United this summer. The England international, who was the subject of an enquiry from Tottenham, has been discussed by Newcastle but he is not for sale.
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To think we might see one full season of Bruno Joelinton hall tino Tonali Willock Barnes Gordon isak new RW Is actually frightening. If we could sort the defence issues & everyone stays fit again I genuinely think we finish above arsenal next season. Bookmark it. #NUFC
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@NUFC - beaten at our own game - key players just didn’t turn up - still UCL in our hands - Isak not a winger don’t even try the argument - midfield 3 just not the same with out longstaff - Leeds away is a monster of a game - keep the faith - trust the process #NUFC #NUFCFans
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Manchester Reds away is now the most important game of the season. Pray to god Joelinton, pope & trippier are back because if they turn up like they did last night it won’t go our way. #NUFC
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I really hope Woods replacement is a shock no name we have seen mentioned. If it is, it means… - no leaks - rumours are definitely made up - agent talk - journalists don’t have a clue #NUFC #NUFCtransfers
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Madueke has a nice feel similar to the Lewis Hall deal. Lovely loan with obligation. No expenditure off the summer budget. Go big on Guehi, if we sell players (hopefully) I’d go and get an attacking midfielder too, potentially a RB if tripps leaves. #NUFC
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@S0uthernGe0rdie
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Final note ahead of the remaining window. Give this bloke a RW and either Bruno in an attacking creative role or bring one in because he’s world class. His finishing is ridiculous. Those 2 positions sorted with a more attacking creating approach and he will score 20+ #NUFC
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Anyone turning their nose up to ziyech needs sense checking. What an incredible upgrade on Murphy or fraser. More strength in depth, absolute no brainer. Gallagher again, not a starter but strength in depth. No to RLC for me. #NUFC #NUFCfans #NUFCtransfers
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@CraigHope_DM @MailSport Always the positive vibes cheers Craig
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Up in Newcastle for work. Doesn’t matter how many times I come, I always have a run up to the stadium. Just beautiful. 🖤🤍 #NUFC
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Is it time to go? Not watching as on holiday but sounds like he’s lost the dressing room to me. #NUFC
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If Dubravka is dropped and Burn isn’t then that’s absolutely shocking. Dubs made a few mistakes but kept us in that Bournemouth game last week. Embarrassing if true. #NUFC
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@NUFC360 - energy was and still incredible - bruno poor very very poor. - Isak needs the ball more - a few sloppy mistakes at this pace - we need an Odegaard - willock class - would like to see ASM & Gordon - Murphys decision making 🤦🏼‍♂️ #NUFC #NUFCFans
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@NUFC People need to understand that this isn’t Ashley. They do listen. I was disappointed but had faith it would be resolved as it has now been. Discussion put to bed. Now on to a LB please 😂😂😂
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@CraigHope_DM Cheers Craig - wished I could bottle your positivity and sell it mate.
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@siblood Probably shipping the 100s of staff that will be present as well - the coach is then to take them from hotel to ground tomorrow
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