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“I was paying 3x for my insurance, 2x for my slip and $1000/m for charter cleaning that wasn’t actually happening. So I left some smudges on the inside of the boat knowing I was leaving the country. And I was like if I come back in a month and those smudges are still there…”
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Per TMZ, an older guy with a boat, is dating A-List Actress Margot Robbie
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Ryen - “ I’m going to force myself to do more social things”
Also Ryen:
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THOSE LAST TWO BACK PATS!!
Somethings are bigger than sports!
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When someone emails Ryen about a roommate & housing situation:
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The loan officer trying to figure out how he lasted EIGHT minutes….
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Sir Rudy seeing the cost of 4 vodka sodas at a Miami night club.
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Hey Ryen,
First time, long time…
5’-9”, a spindly 130lbs
A Ceruti 10 but a Kyle 6
Player comp: Josh Giddy
Please rate my jumper.
- Timothée
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The former hot guy when he doesn’t get hit on or a free drink at the bar
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Van “The Curator” Lathan being forced to delete his collection…
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I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid.
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Kyle at the start of Kyle at the end of
his bachelor party. his bachelor party
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Couples who listen Russillo together, stay together.
Especially if she has a boat 🚤
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OH MY LORD
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Ryen to Ceruti & Kyle before he reads the last email on life advice:
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Kyle stumbling into his bedroom after editing 7 hours of Ryen and Bill talking about Boston sports and finding another litter of rabbits.
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Sir Rudy: “just pre cut your foil and have a foil drawer”
Everyone:
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Option B: Showing up to the Country Club to talk to the 75 of the 350 members to tell them you’re and Uber driver and not a founder of a video game/tech start up.
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IM SO HAPPY RN 😭😭😭😭
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Sir Rudy - “I’m surprised he didn’t do something of me being a tool last week”
Russillomemes when the lights are the brightest:
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Sir Rudy 72 hours after leaving the movies and opening up a Tupperware of stale popcorn 🍿
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New BS Podcast w/
@ryenarussillo
First part of pod…
—The Celts go up 2-0 (a detailed report from Boston)
2nd part of pod…
—Half-Baked NBA Draft opinions
—Summer trade advice for Brooklyn + Atlanta
—Lakers Coach Drama
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I’m trying to delete this image from the internet. Please help.
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Hey Pals, I think we gotta put that on the Mount Rushmore’s of Life Advice Segments.
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The roommate’s boyfriend finally apologizing for pissing in your room:
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Hey Ryen,
First time, long time….
6’-5”, 250lb
Too big for Ceruti but I have the effeminate qualities he looks for in a man.
Player comp: Harden+Luka+Jokic
I brought a girl I just started dating to a football game with my family and it’s seemingly working out. What is my
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Mom: Can you please stop drinking? You’re ruining the family vacation.
Me after listening to Ryen’s life advice:
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*Clock strikes 3pm*
Kyle at Frolic room :
🍻 🍺
Ryen at home because it’s too early:
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Seeing that
@ryenarussillo
has dropped 3 episodes with
@BillSimmons
/
@HousefromDC
and 1 of his own pods by the time I wake up.
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When you ask for life advice and it does not go your way.
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What do you mean no pics of me standing in front of a car for my online dating profile?!?!
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The production staff watching Ryen read an ad about taxes:
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Me picking Ryen buying the
the $11.40 $2000 playoff
pack of chicken 🤝 ticket over the
over the $12.59 $9000 playoff
pack of chicken ticket
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When “Suave Guy” walks by you at the gym and you get a whiff of way too much of Kevin Love’s 2011 cologne, NUMB
#ERS
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Ryen, Kyle, and Ceruti when it comes to using F 💣’s on the pod.
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My neighbor watching me dead lift 135 in the garage gym.
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🚨 BREAKING:
Ryen Russillo’s emergency pod on another successful James Harden trade request.
BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers have agreed on a trade to send guard James Harden to the Los Angeles Clippers, sources tell ESPN.
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Ryen putting in some road/bike miles during the pandemic when Equinox was shut down.
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How the engagement photoshoot goes with your tall future wife if you don’t wear the lifted shoes she suggest.
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Draymond Vs
@TomShady300
Who ya got?
Draymond Green knocked the living shit out of Jordan Poole
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I also heard this piece of 💩 called out the host of a top 10 sports podcast for traveling alone, owning a boat, and not having a family which is completely totally normal behavior for a middle age man…. Please drag him to filth as you see fit
#Boris
#BorisDiaw
#DriveDishDefend
This dirty pig piece of 💩 deserves the full force of swiftie rage.. please drag him to filth as you see fit
#Taylor
#TaylorSwift
#taylorandtravis
#swift
#SwiftiesUnite
#swifties
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The founders of the company when they are forced to recognize their CFO publicly.
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Ryen on his way to the squat rack when he finds out the local Equinox allows you to work out shirtless.
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Ok serious question. I’m having another baby and if it’s w boy I really wanna name it Ryen. You okay with that? DEAD serious.
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IT’S A SMALL BREAK
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Ryen with one more day left of socializing with other human beings in Vegas:
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The FBI after you rip the 29th copy of Pride and Glory from Blockbuster
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Me pulling away from Kyle’s beat up car at a stop light.
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Me playing in the playoffs of a men’s 3-3 basketball league
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Big if true
Welcome to our new responsible restaurant, where we use renewable energy and everyone returns tabasco bottles to the drink station
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Life advice writer: “I would love to hear the largest age gap everyone has dated”
Ryen and Kyle avoiding answering the question:
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Ceruti in the middle seat when he sees a golden retriever on the plane.
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Me trying to follow along the iPhone shared album slap story….
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It’s been brought to my attention that
@ryenarussillo
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