Rugby East Australia
@RugbyEAU
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Rugby East Australia. The heminational organization representing the best interests of... (remainder of bio is considered confidential) DISCLAIMER: PARODY ONLY
The Heartland
Joined October 2017
For what is probably the most significant report in Australian rugby history, we note that @lindareynoldswa didn’t even wear a coat and tie #disrespectfullyunderdressed
Report into Future of Rugby Union in Australia has been tabled. I sponsored the inquiry because @westernforce supporters deserved answers - read the full report here:
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We know you are all struggling with this new Twitter thing so we though we might help you with a few definitions of #Fleet: That moment of hope when you think you might win a #Bledisloe this year The level of job security as our CEO 48-72 hours
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Nothing to worry about. It’s just a flesh wound. @Qantas
$5million blow - Qantas pulls pin on rugby sponsorship @MatthewBenns @dailytelegraph
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The @westernforce have won the @RugbyAU National Rugby Championship (NRC) so many times that we have decided to axe it. Please send the silverware back ASAP so we can hock it for cash.
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Our apologies. We would tweet something profound and hilarious but there’s no-one left to make fun of. Rugby Australia axes more than 40 per cent of staff
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Hmmm, it’s funny, all it took to stop the leaks and crappy negative news articles pulling us down was to give in to @newscorp and put their man in the job. We’re on a roll now, maybe we should just offer our broadcast package to @FOXSports for free!
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Breaking News @WorldRugby has agreed to a 14.2 million dollar bailout package and we have exclusive footage of them handing it over to us
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Great news... finances sorted, we’ve hired @MelbourneRebels bookkeeper as our CEO #spreadsheet
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We can confirm that Game of Thrones producers have been in touch to feature us in a new series #rugby #castle #redwedding
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We would like to pass on our sincere thanks to @raelenecastle for fulfilling her role diligently...
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RugbyEAU is pleased to invite applicants for our top job. Please send resumes for the recently vacated CEO position to... Oh wait don’t bother we’ll just ask the #oldboysclub to nominate someone #castle #rugby
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After hearing about New Zealand implementing travel changes today, the Executive of @SuperRugby have made the difficult decision to put the competition on hold for 48-72 hours.
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Sad news everyone. I’ve just heard that @SuperRugby has been suspended because of Coronavirus, which surprised me as it’s actually how I found out that @SuperRugby had started
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Good news everyone, @SuperRugby doesn’t need to be cancelled. Apparently Coronavirus can only be transmitted when there is an actual chance of fans being in the stadium. #rugby 🏉 #COVID19 🦠
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