RT @BigBearF1:

@AndyC_88 @DailyMirror I did you thick cunt. Why would I lie about that? I decided to go to work instead.

RT @roriyatu: 子供は純粋ですねｗ

@bbceastenders Never seen a single episode. Is it good?

@Nicki_Chapman @willyoung @magicfm Didn’t vote for either. I’m not as stupid or gullible as the rest of the country.

@GMB @lewyoaks I gave away my Peter Kay ticket bought for my birthday in December. From all accounts he was rubbish anyway.

@adam_dilley4 I hope it works buddy.

@NoContextBrits I actually knew who these were instantly.

@owllady70 @Cheeseo76847269 I blame the tories

@RadioDiamonds_ @AFCRD @j0sephmcc0rmack @Jamie_rdfc @dash71_ Our new striker is full of class, Scores a goal with his arse. @AJBarrie I’ll leave you to finish it with your lyrical genius.

@GerwynRiley @Britton65Sam You didn’t go inside though judging by your grammar.

@wokrad1 @Britton65Sam Uphill BOTH ways??? Have I missed something?

@Bluebell434 @Britton65Sam By the chauffeur…..

@Britton65Sam Except we used to walk there and back. IN ALL WEATHER. Schools didn’t close back then for a bit of snow.

@Yfielding @realkarlbeattie I’m a pedant. Sorry and well done on your purchase.

@_ezlife1 Stop using Tesco. It’s a stupid system to track you. I haven’t used them in over 25 years.

@Meesh6905 It tasted ok

@RadioGenoa EVERY FUCKING THING

@cctvidiots Why did you all vote for equality and then moan when you got it?