Peyton Ruddy
@RuddyPeyton
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Stand Up Comedian & Morgan Freeman’s Stunt Double
Chicago, IL
Joined June 2018
I love that line from Ferris Bueller. Life moves pretty fast, if you don’t stop and look around once in a while you might need a bigger boat
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I can’t jerk it in the shower. Not enough room in there for that dance
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RT @MelBrooks: So very sorry to hear about Teri Garr’s passing. She was so talented and so funny. Her humor and lively spirit made the YOUN…
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RT @ChicagoFightSox: @RuddyPeyton crushed it on @KILLTONY last night with @TonyHinchcliffe, @redban, @chrisdcomedy and @joederosacomedy. G…
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I don’t need to do cocaine. I just imagine it’s me rippin Clarence to shreds instead of Eminem.
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Still blows my mind that cats and dogs in China speak Chinese
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“So it’s 1963 and I just accidentally shot my uncle in the head”
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I like Anteater’s. They know what they like to eat and stay out the way. I like that.
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RT @Super70sSports: My 10 favorite Tom Petty songs: The Waiting American Girl Mary Jane’s Last Dance Refugee Don’t Do Me Like That You Got…
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