Your favorite punk tiger, at your service. 32, lover of all DIY music and weird theatre. Writer, mosher, very good kitty. SFW, suggestive at times. They/Them
Fellow playwrights: anyone else just not doing a goddamn thing? Not writing, not submitting, just barely clinging to consciousness and watching the world burn?
You can’t hurt me, I’m dancing to Jeff Rosenstock in front of the bathroom mirror watching my thiddies bounce and liking the way my body looks (you can actually hurt me still, pls don’t though)
Like Jesus Christ, we’re in the middle of Lavender Scare 2.0, can you all not make the connection that “no sex in film” is only inches away from “no queers in film”? Please use the brains that God gave you, I’m on my hands and knees begging you
@lizzywol
Love to hear about being skeptical about news stories from someone that works in a profession in which the words of cops are treated as gospel no matter what the story, go off, tell me more
Quick Q to all the literary managers out there! Can we soon stop adding “unproduced” to the guidelines of submission ops?? Because by wanting to find “the new, next great thing,” we’re missing out on plays that should be done, I dunno, maybe more than once? Just a thought
Y’all are gonna get mad at me for “exaggerating”, but the discourses about what “should and shouldn’t” be in art are literally Nazi talking points, and some of y’all have been tricked into parroting this bullshit on their behalf
When I went to
@LeeUniversity
, I was forced to sign a contract stating that I would not engage in “homosexual activity”. I have a lot of trauma that I’m working through from trying to navigate my sexuality while being barred from it
#ExposeChristianSchools
Fuck a play, my next project is gonna be called bone fragments, and it’s just gonna be a bunch of disjointed monologues and sad shit, and you’re all gonna LIKE it
BREAKING: Mary Kate and Ashley announce that Mary Kate is actually Ashley and Ashley is actually Mary Kate, as they switched identities at age 4 as a prank, and just never switched back
So when y’all say “ew, sex shouldn’t be shown in movies, it’s so unnecessary”, just know that smarter and more evil people have made the same argument before, and you’re just carrying it on for them. It’s fascist thinking, through and through
I just want a good job and less debt, I wanna see plays, I wanna see my plays, I wanna go to cities I’ve never been to, I wanna go to cities that call my name in the dead of night, I want purpose
Dudes get so frustrated when they find out I’m a top, I know I’m being so subversive by being a chaser top that’s of twink lineage, but you can still throw me around! C’monnnnnnnnn
Theatre company asked me for a headshot, but I don’t have a real one, so I’m doing myself up in the bathroom and singing Ben Folds Five in prep to take one with my phone, we beg the Lxrd for more wins
Surprise! First rehearsals for ‘Death Drop!’ with
@Woven_Theatre
are happening tonight! Come to
@PlayDanceBar
in October for a night of mystery and suspense! Catch the dates, and I’ll see you there!
Joke’s on you, dipshit, I took that money and wrote plays, participated in a writer’s cohort, ran a new works festival, AND played video games and ordered door dash. Your distrust in humanity is just a poor reflection of your bitter heart 💖💖
We literally just ran this experiment.
If you give people money, they will stay home, play video games, and order door dash.
There simply are not secret Shakespeares trapped in minimum wage jobs.