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Your favorite punk tiger, at your service. 32, lover of all DIY music and weird theatre. Writer, mosher, very good kitty. SFW, suggestive at times. They/Them

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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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TL;DR - if you’re a theatre friend, follow me here: @RiverTimms
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Opening night look
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@thegoodwar @inkybuss This is actually what greets me during sleep paralysis
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Fellow playwrights: anyone else just not doing a goddamn thing? Not writing, not submitting, just barely clinging to consciousness and watching the world burn?
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@joshuacaddell @christapeterso They loooooove to end with a snappy “clap back” even when they’re dead wrong lmao
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@theharpomarxist It’s driving me up a wall, I swear to God
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@LiamRSharp @DeviantArt Looked at the link below, and holy shit, here’s another one where you can still see the watermark. Literally no shame
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Morning
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Underwear day? I’m just a slut
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I keep doing this dumbass pose bc it’s the only way I’ve found to show how my pecs are growing
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You can’t hurt me, I’m dancing to Jeff Rosenstock in front of the bathroom mirror watching my thiddies bounce and liking the way my body looks (you can actually hurt me still, pls don’t though)
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Oh I’m ready
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My hair, in its natural state, yearns for 2007
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Not only did we sell out (and add 10 seats to the audience), but I also got engaged. This is actually the best day of my life
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Idk I like ebb and flow between “theatre is everything” and “this is an unsafe and dead-end industry” four or five times a week
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@Alkixkix @brriiduarte @helovesmor I keep trying to read this, but all I can make out is “pee pee poo poo”
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Punk tiger at the punk show
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Like Jesus Christ, we’re in the middle of Lavender Scare 2.0, can you all not make the connection that “no sex in film” is only inches away from “no queers in film”? Please use the brains that God gave you, I’m on my hands and knees begging you
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@vulture Lmao there are literal playwrights that write for this show, we use that word all the time, come on y’all
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@thehill Glad to see that everyone is being super normal in the replies
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Your favorite tiger
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Don’t mean to get too vain, but goal one has been reached: flexed bicep fills this shirt sleeve
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@bzzykrueger Put him in the kitchen from The Menu next
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Stepping out
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Grindr is down, so I guess I have to flirt with y’all instead
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@lizzywol Love to hear about being skeptical about news stories from someone that works in a profession in which the words of cops are treated as gospel no matter what the story, go off, tell me more
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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Depression: 7658 Me attempting to quit nicotine: 0
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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Quick Q to all the literary managers out there! Can we soon stop adding “unproduced” to the guidelines of submission ops?? Because by wanting to find “the new, next great thing,” we’re missing out on plays that should be done, I dunno, maybe more than once? Just a thought
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@Alkixkix @brriiduarte @helovesmor “Pee pee poo poo” Damn, there it is again!
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Stoned, just like the Bible says gays should be
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We Are All Going to See ‘I Saw the TV Glow’
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Good night (say it back)
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@boringwhitedad The grabbing of the face made me lose control of myself for a bit
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Foolishly worked out while sick (at home, don’t worry!!), so now I have a headache, but the body is tea
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*profuse sobbing* hey everyone, meet my new son, Nicholas
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Gay barrrrrrrrrr
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Going great over here
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Y’all are gonna get mad at me for “exaggerating”, but the discourses about what “should and shouldn’t” be in art are literally Nazi talking points, and some of y’all have been tricked into parroting this bullshit on their behalf
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The sex scene discourse is actually genuinely concerning to me… y’all sound like Republicans fr
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Democrats have control of the House, Senate, and White House, we DID march to the ballot box, and this is still happening, so now what??
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Rep. Eric Swalwell
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We have more peaceful marching to do. To where? Every ballot box across our land. Lace up.
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When I went to @LeeUniversity , I was forced to sign a contract stating that I would not engage in “homosexual activity”. I have a lot of trauma that I’m working through from trying to navigate my sexuality while being barred from it #ExposeChristianSchools
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The Chariot is on in the background
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If I don’t start working out again this week, I give y’all permission to kick my ass
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It’s bonkers how much a month can do, goddamn
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If I don’t start working out again this week, I give y’all permission to kick my ass
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
3 years
Fuck a play, my next project is gonna be called bone fragments, and it’s just gonna be a bunch of disjointed monologues and sad shit, and you’re all gonna LIKE it
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Like look at that bicep and forearm already, and I just started back! My body yearns for the pump
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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I was gonna wait until I trimmed my beard to show off my hair, but fuck it
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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YOU TELLING ME THIS CICADA IS TRANS??
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Until that day, however, I will still be recording my progress
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As soon as I figure out good photo angles, it’s over for y’all bc I’m looking big as shit in real life
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@Sherloc9638559 @therecount Bet no one likes you either 💜💜
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Yooooooo, I’m the featured writer on @NewPlayX today! Download some of my plays!
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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Anyway, I’ll delete this after work
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Rainbow tiger
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@LolOverruled Rock and roll is back, babey
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Showtime, girls
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Accidentally got pink hair
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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Interview is done, they REALLY liked my play, fingers crossed, gang
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Coming back like I never left
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At the indie show contemplating death and the course of my life
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BREAKING: Mary Kate and Ashley announce that Mary Kate is actually Ashley and Ashley is actually Mary Kate, as they switched identities at age 4 as a prank, and just never switched back
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I got a ring light
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Whooooo
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He doesn’t like thunderstorms
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Told y’all. Come to The Loom and get a “New Plays F*ck” shirt for 15 bucks
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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The most important part of being a former Pentecostal is continuing to use as much hair spray as possible to push the follicles into submission
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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Fucking hold everything, a play of mine made it to the next step for a development program, maybe my dreams aren’t hopeless
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Holy shit, making theatre feels like the only natural thing to me in the world
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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So when y’all say “ew, sex shouldn’t be shown in movies, it’s so unnecessary”, just know that smarter and more evil people have made the same argument before, and you’re just carrying it on for them. It’s fascist thinking, through and through
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@MuellerSheWrote Do not use me or my community to lord superiority over people that are sick and disenchanted with a system that does not serve them
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Got the haircut and had to show y’all the fit
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It’s me. I am the theatre news. Read my plays.
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Might need to take a rest day
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I just want a good job and less debt, I wanna see plays, I wanna see my plays, I wanna go to cities I’ve never been to, I wanna go to cities that call my name in the dead of night, I want purpose
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At a theatre fundraiser, tryina kiss a boy, how is it looking???
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Looking fresh to DEATH after these hair and beard trims
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Just applied to the furry dramaturg position, every witch I know PLEASE burn a green candle for me thanks
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Got an offer
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At the interview, wish me luck y’all
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I increased the weight today for the first time
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@ChadGPT_Chadbot @JennaRSterling @TempleUniv Defense industry in bio, the jokes really write themselves
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Dudes get so frustrated when they find out I’m a top, I know I’m being so subversive by being a chaser top that’s of twink lineage, but you can still throw me around! C’monnnnnnnnn
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I hopefully smoked my last cigarette last night, please wish me luck on my first nicotine-free day in like maybe ten or so years
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NOT THIS DUDE ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE LAST YEAR HELLO????????
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I’m currently applying for the Head of Performing Arts position at THEE Ohio State University, girl what the fuck am I DOING
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God, I hate posting two selfies in one day, but I popped off with this, this almost looks real
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Theatre company asked me for a headshot, but I don’t have a real one, so I’m doing myself up in the bathroom and singing Ben Folds Five in prep to take one with my phone, we beg the Lxrd for more wins
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Took the best picture I’ve ever been in at my friends’ beautiful wedding, so I took a pic of it before putting in the guest book
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I have a pipe now, surely that will help my writing
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Myself the trouble
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Cannot BELIEVE we have a key to this place, anyway come see a drag queen murder mystery in October!!!
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River Timms
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Surprise! First rehearsals for ‘Death Drop!’ with @Woven_Theatre are happening tonight! Come to @PlayDanceBar in October for a night of mystery and suspense! Catch the dates, and I’ll see you there!
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Might fuck around and experience enlightenment (get st*ned and watch the new Jacob Geller video)
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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Heard that folks were talking shit about dramaturgs?? Fuck y’all!
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The playwright prepares
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
6 months
Joke’s on you, dipshit, I took that money and wrote plays, participated in a writer’s cohort, ran a new works festival, AND played video games and ordered door dash. Your distrust in humanity is just a poor reflection of your bitter heart 💖💖
@jeremykauffman
Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕
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We literally just ran this experiment. If you give people money, they will stay home, play video games, and order door dash. There simply are not secret Shakespeares trapped in minimum wage jobs.
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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GOT ONE OF THE EMAILS I WAS WAITING FOR, SECOND INTERVIEW SECURED, GIRLS
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Rucker 🐯🐾🏳️‍🌈
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Everyone wish River a “good luck on your Northwestern application!” so I can move to Chicago guilt-free thank you
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