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Sold a jacket and dress on Vinted that look a bit ‘worky’. Girl who’s bought them said she’s hoping they’ll arrive by Fri for an interview. So I’ve offered to drop them at her house tomorrow when I’m down in Cardiff.
🥰
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Birthday cake for AnnieNextDoor’s 90th birthday tomorrow. Proper chocolate cake, no frills, just as requested
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When your husband creeps out of bed to make the tea…
tilts the tray as he’s closing the kitchen door, teapot slips, scalds his leg, smashes a mug , throws tray at dining room table soaking everything along the way.
And you get up, clear up and make the tea yourself.
Morning 😳
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Today I’m going to say my final goodbyes to this girl who has been a huge part of my life for 25 years. We’ve lived, laughed and loved and it’s a truly terrible thing that she isn’t here any more. Treasure your loved ones, life can be just too short 💔
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For anyone concerned, No2 is in good spirits today and has come to the conclusion that she was glad she found the injured man yesterday so he didn’t die alone and scared. She’s a good kid
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When you’ve had a shit day picking up your Dad’s ashes and the motorway is shut and you finally get home to a bottle of Prosecco on ice and dinner done. He’s a keeper
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Late evening phone call, everyone panics. Nobody rings late unless it’s an emergency...
RW: hello?
Mum: hello, it me, mum
RW: hi mum, is everything ok?
Mum: yes, I rang to tell you I’ve finished my jigsaw....
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This is what happens when you go shopping with your 26 year old daughter
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So, the one night when we’re in bed by 9 for an early start today and the WHOLE COUNTRY has seen the northern lights. Ffs.
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In a vain attempt to keep the grass alive we've been slinging the washing up water out on the lawn. The garden is now covered in teaspoons
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When you come down to make early morning tea and there’s an owl sitting outside the kitchen window🦉🫖 😎
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My biggest baby just got engaged. Well done 2021, let’s have the rest of the good news now please
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My mum rang her gas man this evening because her heating wouldn’t come on. He was in the pub round the corner and popped round to fix it in 15 minutes. What an absolute superstar of a tradesman he is!
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Before and after. Cutting it by degrees. Too painful to do it all at once 🤣
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When you make a really shit loaf of bread and your husband insists on discussing what went wrong and what you could do to improve it next time.
And now hes going to have a nasty bruise where it hit him
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I’m back. Coiffed and pubbed. Some semblance of normality is working its way back in
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**CODE RED**
Bank Holiday Monday. No sign of Parental Visit ending. Send gin
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What better thing to do on the last day of 2020 than to dye your hair pink?
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So, after months of waiting TheSon finally has his industrial tribunal for wrongful dismissal tomorrow. Keep everything crossed please twitter 🤞
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So that salted caramel cheesecake I mentioned the other day...
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All good things etc etc. Last night in the van, handing him back tomorrow. A night in Bondi Beach then heading home on Tuesday. I could honestly cry, I just don’t want to leave
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Fifty s…erm, s…
Oh sold it, lost count.
Fifty something anyway
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There has been far more rosé consumed than is either necessary or sensible on a Tuesday evening but it’s warm, sunny and seemed rude not to
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May: ooh look beans, I grew beans!
September: MAKE THEM STOP
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Today’s the day, I’m going to the other side of the world. Nerves are starting to exceed excitement right now.
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Slow roasted tomato and Gruyere quiche for my lovely neighbour for looking after my garden when I was away.
I bet you wish you were my neighbour now…
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When your husband tells you it’s only 4 miles home then realises, after 4 miles, that you’re on the wrong road, do you
A) kill him
B) kill him or
C) kill him?
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Been invited to join the local ladies gardening group. Bit of a closed shop. More gin than gardening.
I feel I've arrived
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It’s been a slow braised short beef rib kind of dinner. One of the best
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Good morning Barbados. There is a small green bird in my kitchen looking for crumbs , the biggest snail I’ve ever seen outside on the step and I never knew a small frog could make so much noise all night.
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I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed by the prospect of lockdown ending. I think I’ve become a bit institutionalized
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A week today I shall be staying at No2’s, flying to edinburgh tomorrow and witnessing No1 get married on Friday. Excited doesn’t cover it
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No 2 has just received this from West Midland Police. Feeling incredibly proud. Brings back how horrific it must have been for her though😞
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31 hours of travelling and we’re going straight out sightseeing. Nothing a pair of sunnies and a baseball cap won’t fix
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Over on Instagram a (not so little now) girl has just asked me what the chicken dish was she used to have for tea at my house when she was 10. I’ve just given her the recipe and she’s chuffed to bits- she wants to make it for her little girl. Happy memories 🥰
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Well it’s taken a while but three months after we ordered it, this little beauty is coming next week 🥰
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For the first time in my life I’m going to turn left when I get on the plane on Tuesday. I’m actually excited about flying this time 😆
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Feeling chuffed to bits for Daughter
#1
whos just landed the job she's been chasing for ages. Might have to have a celebratory tipple tonight
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Have a smashing Christmas you lovely lot. Eat, drink, be merry, or just do your thing, there really aren’t any rules. Don’t stress about the small things, embrace them and laugh about them.
(And for the record, this was last night, I’m not queueing to get in already…)
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Pretending we’re still on holiday because our old stone cottage is cold and the Moho is lovely and warm
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It’s raining in paradise but it’s nice and dry on the veranda. Glad we did the beach and swim thing this morning 😎
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Anyone else wearing 3 1/2 inch heels to watch tv just because sod it you can? Just me then
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Wedding is all done and dusted. Only just survived the best party I’ve ever been to. Now to face them all again at breakfast 🤢
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Struggling to deal with my daughter finding this man today and comforting him while he died. Bit beyond comprehension tbh
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