Elder Rubberasylum
@Rubberasylum
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18+ Only / CPTSD / Asshole / Gay bondage humor / Daddy of @Foxiouskit / Husband: @DreemurrFluff / Partner of @Wetsuitjay Recon: Rubberasylum
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#KinkPoll
Cum:
They just came in your mouth
What’s your first reaction?
Spit
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Beat their ass 😏
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Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday?
Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day
You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights
We burn a Tesla in remembrance
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FURRY TWITTER:
Tweet:
“I’m so broke I’m not sure how I’m going to eat this week.”
One week later:
“Getting on the plane now! Can’t wait to see everyone at con!”
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Woke up this morning to reactions over this article about minimum wage.
It blows my mind how many people think the guy who makes their Coffee shouldn’t be able to afford to pay rent.
“It’s a starter job, they need to strive for better!”
Where do they live while striving?
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I remember as a kid my family was gathered in the living room:
“Dad,” I said “I’m gay”
My father shook his head.
“Dad,” my brother chimed in, “Im gay too”
“JESUS CHRIST!” My father cried out, “Doesn’t anyone here beside me enjoy fucking a woman!?
“I do dad” my sister replied
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Customer at work whispered to his friend “fucking faggot” as he was leaving my line.
Chick behind him heard him too and screamed out at the top of her lungs “HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YOU BIGOTED MOTHERFUCKER!!”
The whole store stopped as the two gentlemen slunk out quietly.
😏
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What a great way to celebrate the potential death of Twitter, with a tweet going viral
❤️❤️❤️
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Note to self
Owning 3 ABDL boys can be problematic when everyone is sick at home and all 3 are bored at the same time.
Ive been bounced on, poked, prodded, sneezed on, attacked by plushies, played peek a boo, and made crustless sammiches
Motherfucker, I'm a Soccermom.
😠😏
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You know what the furry fandom needs?
It fucking needs to get laid.
I mean seriously.
We need a prominent 18+ Con
That way other cons can say “Not here please, there’s a place for that.”
I mean that’s like win/win, right?
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#BondageGames
#1
:
Reverse strip poker:
Each player gets 100 chips. There's a pile of gear off to the side.
When a player runs out of chips, they can get an additional 100 chips by putting on a piece of gear of others choice.
Eventually someone is going to become the sub...
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I really don’t care what sex you are, what your race is, what your religion is, if you wear diapers, if you fuck in an object you paid for, if you are straight or gay, or if you once had a penis.
If your happiness requires pissing on other’s happiness then you’re doing it wrong.
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Let's be real about this...
Self breath play:
Every year I lose friends to this concept
I mean EVERY year
I've been in this community almost 30 years.
We've lost many
I've had planned scenes where my sub never showed...
Messages never replied to
NEVER BC ALONE
NEVER!
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Q.
My partner told me about a love story between Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger’s cat. Would you happen to know the name?
A.
It rings a bell, but I’m not sure if it exists.
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I got a message today asking me to please minimize my postings about cubs and babyfurs as this made them feel uncomfortable.
Bitch, this is a you problem.
I’m going to support all the communities who look to me for support.
Sorry.
🤷♂️
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I say goodnight and you are at the mercy of the timer on the milker that I programmed.
You never know when it will come on or off
You are hooded, with earplugs, so you can't hear shit. The milker makes you jump every time it turns back on
It's relentless
I'm filming
Lol
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*Strapped Tightly in a hood, restraints, gear, mitts*
PENIS:
"I'm enjoying this!"
PROSTATE:
"I'm enjoying this!"
NIPPLES:
"I'm enjoying this!"
BRAIN:
"Did I flip the laundry from the washer to the dryer? I wonder if the alternator is the issue? Did I call mom back?"
😂
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In a week, Reese shall be in my arms discussing our contract for training.
Imagine the content we shall produce
Be afraid... Be very afraid...
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Remember kids, bad behavior when representing your community reflects upon your community.
The RF diaper pup set ABDL relations back years.
What do you think the two furs grinding in the con lobby in pup hoods is going to do to puppy relations?
This shit ain’t just about you.
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ME:
Can I pee on you?
BOY:
Yes, Sir
ME:
Can I pee in you?
BOY:
Oh, god! Yes, Sir!
ME:
Will you drink my piss?
BOY:
Absolutely, Sir!
ME:
Can I diaper you?
BOY:
*Hisses in abject terror like a vampire faced with a crucifix*
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