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3 years
The first time I ever went to a strip club I was holding a dollar out for one of the girls and she crawled over, grabbed the dollar, and whispered in my ear “thanks sweetie but this isn’t a drag show, you just throw the money here.”
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One time I messaged a guy on Grindr being like “hey how’s your Monday going” and he never responded and then a week later I stumbled upon his Twitter and he had screenshot my message and tweeted “fucking hate messages like this” and I’m still think about it often.
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2 years
RPDR using Willow Pill’s chronic illness for Emmy points but not providing her simple tools she needs to compete with said chronic illness just absolutely sucks. Give her a pair of scissors!!
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It’s absolutely wild how affective conservative messaging has been on the Zoomer population as a whole. Young queers are so self loathing and view so many mundane, queer things as grotesque and perverse. So many of them are doing the right’s job of villianizing us over nothing.
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2 years
This guy made me side with r*b Anderson???
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2 years
I love being gay
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@alicegoldfuss @sometimesHg (not my joke but) TECH CONSUMERS: My entire house is smart. TECH WORKERS: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
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2 years
Finally back home.
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3 years
I just got into Harvard Law!!
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2 years
Gen Z queers said “back to the bedroom f*gs”
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3 years
America built the most incredible infrastructure in the world until Republicans convinced half the country that taxing the rich is bad and that spending money on public goods is socialism, and now our tunnels and bridges and public transportation are crumbling.
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I never want to hear anyone say that a Green New Deal is too expensive ever again
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2 years
@GayLaVie Just threaten to take him to small claims court - it’s definitely *not* worth your time for 100, but on principle alone nobody should be allowed to co-opt trauma to steal.
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3 years
The last time I bartender Market Days I worked nearly 20 hours every day and slept in the basement of the bar once because there wasn’t any point in traveling home and back. So be very nice to the bar staff this weekend, or I’ll kill you :)
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3 years
New couch just dropped who wants to come over and watch a movie by the fireplace ?
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2 years
Chicago is so fantastic during the summer, but I know seeing everyone have fun can be isolating if you’re struggling to find your footing here. In the spirit of building longer tables, feel free to reach out if you’re lonely - there’s plenty of people here looking for friends!
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3 years
RPDR UK: “We’re all classically trained dancers and singers and do full cabarets every weekend.” RPDR US: “I have never even seen a script before once in my entire adult life.”
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5 years
I fucking love Chicago I bought a s*x toy made from ethical silicone created by a bearded drag queen on a Sunday night in a gender neutral restroom at a queer party at a discotheque in the basement of a theater.
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2 years
Went to my brother's standup show last night, and as the first comedian got on a stage the woman next to me leaned over and said "that's my son, he doesn't know we're here!" which was so cute until the guy's entire 5 minute set was about the various things that give him boners.
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2 years
I gave in. She’s allowed on the couch.
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3 years
The term “gay cold” really rubs me the wrong way. I know I’m sensitive, but like….. you have a cold from going out. We have a long history of people equating disease with our existence and we can prolly do better.
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3 years
NYC & Chicago are both fantastic cities with amazing food, culture, & people. Comparing the two is asinine. I love the cost of living & the nature in Chicago, & I love the energy & vibrance of NYC. This infighting is just distracting us from the true enemy: Disney gays.
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2 years
(i know the difference between effective and affective but to be fair i am very stupid)
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3 years
@buriedherbaby Idk let him be he seems nice
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4 years
The people who keep saying "the virus has a 98% survival rate, I'm not going to fear it" are so insane to me because like..... if a rollercoaster ride could fit 100 people, would you ever go on it knowing that 2 random riders would die every single run?
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3 years
I am not mad / my ego didn’t take a hit bc objectively, this was camp.
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2 years
If you have opinions that differ from mine that’s nice for you but keep them to yourself !
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2 years
@popLOCKEdropit Do you use the headspace app? A lot of their guided meditations talk about this.
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4 years
@_holmes_holmes I was one of the four people that died and I think people need to be nicer to Rachel
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3 years
I sold all my dogecoin for 200 dollars in profit a month ago and it would’ve been worth like 12,000 dollars now so that’s cool.
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4 years
@lilgayafg @CraigEffingD @justgagexxx The IV bag is empty and he's not hooked up to any of the machines. No hospital bracelet. Not in a hospital gown. The man who said it's ok to shoot protestors wants us to feel bad for him now :(
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3 years
One of my straight coworkers is hammered and is throwing around the f slur so yes I will be causing a scene at work tomorrow :)
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1 year
Just got rejected from a job I've been interviewing for since November and I was fairly certain I was a shoe in for, and just before I started to spiral I remembered I'm still having a better career day than Kevin McCarthy.
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Bragging about how you refused to stay home when you have strep because you wanted to have fun on Halloween isn’t the serve you think it is!
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3 years
Something I’ve heard from multiple abortion providers is that “pro-life,” patients are common. They get abortions bc their circumstances are “different” than everyone else seeking an abortion. They still see themselves are anti-abortion, their situation is just “unique.”
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@LolOverruled In the 1960s, it was impossible to actually live in the 2020s. Now that it’s actually the 2020s, that’s not longer true.
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2 years
Heard it was kinda nice in Chicago today.
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3 years
Still thinking about when @TheVixensworld used her platform on a reality television show to highlight how BIPOC are policed for their reactions to white people’s digressions while white people are given excuses and grace even after starting the fight.
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2 years
Anyone legitimately upset by Lizzo playing an old flute is admitting to the public that they have no idea how classical music works. Musicians play Stradivarius violins all the time! I’ve played on a “priceless” Steinway piano! Instruments are meant to be played into antiquity!
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3 years
Every other week some “hot” white guy with like 25k followers who only posts selfies is outed as a terrible person & has to go private. Meanwhile, Black & brown creators are bending over backwards to generate content & are paid dust! Makes you think!! (It doesn’t it’s racism)
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5 years
@ira @STEPHMHAMILL @iamcardib She wants a tweet from Cardi B so bad.
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3 years
To be clear - I had no large bills bc their atm was down so I had to buy strip club dollars. It was a random Tuesday night so I was one of like 3 people there. And the girls were so fucking nice and cool. I tipped so much more during the performance by throwing said club bucks.
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3 years
Hey.
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3 years
The 7 day average for new Covid cases in Cook County has been below 400 since 9/16, in case anyone wanted some good news!
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3 years
Happy Sunday
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2 years
@senpai_rocky I mean… theres a very real chance this is very normal and only seemingly more commonplace bc everyone feels like they need to share their lil opinions while have an outlet for it. But with the rhetoric coming from the right currently, it definitely seems more egregious!
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4 years
I’m going to do to this nugget of weed what moving to Chicago during the summer does to young gay married couples from small towns who are only together bc they were the only two homosexuals in a 50 mile radius when they started dating (break it up)
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3 years
I hope Reddit takes on the 40 hour work week next.
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4 years
Can you please Venmo me for your share of the $240 tab you racked up by ordering food & drink on my card August 2019 while I was unemployed & subsequently ghosted when I asked for payment? I saw you’ve been to several circuit parties since & those are more than $80.
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One time I was at a tech conference and there was a working session about how to end homelessness with tech and the idea they ended up running with was to track people experiencing homelessness with Salesforce.
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hello i'm from the tech industry. today i'm going to explain how to solve all problems with whatever it is you do! based on my experience of writing software! which means i'm qualified to solve any problem in any field. i have checked this with zero people
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2 years
At this rate, we have maybe 10 years tops until every human alive is either a drag race alum or a Brandt’s boy.
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3 years
The "no kink at pride" discourse is largely around a problem that doesn't exist. I've been going to Prides around the US for a decade now & I've never seen men with their dicks fully out and having sex. These tenderqueers are using the same bogeyman tactics as conservative media.
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3 years
@abbydphillip The fact that they had him on to deride “cancel culture” and then cut his mic and canceled his segment.
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6 years
What’s cool about this pic is that the white guy who posted it added the hashtag himself, but if any qPOC points out how this is a trend in the LGBTQ community we’ll be the ones accused of making it about race :)
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2 years
Hey Chicago ❤️
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3 years
I’m going on a first date tonight and the guy texted me a bar he wanted to try and I responded “I love it” and I just went to let him know my eta for tonight and realized I had actually responded “I love you” so I’m gonna drive into the lake :)
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DC Gays! Not sure if anyone has told you yet, but Market Days is being held in Naperville this year :) excited to have fun with you all!
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3 years
Sneak peak of my new private rooftop
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I’m sorry what’s worse? Ghosting someone after two dates or going on two dates with someone, getting ghosted, and then making a 3 minute tik tok about it and posting personally identifiable information about the ghoster?
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3 years
She is tired from never working and not paying rent.
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@The_Law_Boy Mine is to tweet asinine shit like this while supposedly being blackmailed.
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3 years
Went on a date tonight and the server put down the bread and my date immediately started eating it. I excused myself to the bathroom and never came back.
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2 years
She says hi!
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3 years
Cannot possibly put into words what a fucking fantastic drag queen @bon_abhijeet is. So authentic.
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Seeing a lot of group photos as the weather warms up, and just wanted to remind everyone that for 50 dollars I will come and stand in your group pictures so you can say you have a brown friend. You can’t speak to me tho or I’ll charge double.
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3 years
Reconsidering some things.
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Update: pulled him aside and said “I don’t wanna hear you say that word again” and he apologized and said “my brother is gay” to which I responded “I literally don’t give a fuck both my brothers know better”
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3 years
Y’all wanna see a pic of me riding a mechanical bull?
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2 years
We got married!
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@jemelehill I turned 20 bucks into 100 so basically same.
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30 is the hottest age. I cannot think of a hotter age than 30. But ask me again in a year.
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@schlife You can search your photo likes to see if someone liked it but you can’t search your story views to see if someone viewed it which makes it hard to tell if the content I specifically tailor for my crushes to see is being viewed by said crushes.
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2 years
The secrets this mirror must hold by now….
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Chicago winters aren’t as dark when you’re surrounded by friends 🥰
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We both got haircuts.
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Ok if you’re gonna come to Chicago just to shit on Chicago, why did you even bother coming?
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Few things make me happy. But @jemelehill ’s success makes my heart smiles.
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Merry Christmas from Michael, Tank, and I. We may all be sick as dogs, but we’re thankful that we can be around family in this little Covid pod. Hope you all are doing well. I love you, each and every one!!
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3 years
Kk this is pretty.
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2 years
How everyone is enjoying the weather today!
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2 years
FYI - Howard Brown still has Monkey Pox vaccine slots available for this week! You can schedule one by calling 872-269-3600.
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3 years
@sadgirlculture @pierceisliving I also would like it to be known that I was only pointing out my credentials because he called me dumb, and at no point was I trying to "compare degrees" because that is absolutely insane.
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3 years
Excited to host wine nights and also other nights too.
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3 years
Who’s gonna come hang out on my new roof so we can watch the sunset glimmer off the Chicago Skyline?
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3 years
Yes, they have to serve out of plastics. No, you’re not getting anything for free. Yes, there is a full shot in your drink. No, they’re not going to remake your drink because you can’t taste it. And tip in cash if you can.
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2 years
Mornin.
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1 year
My grandfather was the epitome of unconditional support. He accepted me through every journey I’ve been on, and will be painfully missed. I’m not really sure why I’m sharing this with Twitter; I think I want everyone to recognize what a truly remarkable man he was. Rest easy.
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3 years
@segalian @BuffaloBRAUN @AOC Refusal to pay rent? You’re saying that Israel can unilaterally impose rent against other nations with impunity? That’s literally apartheid.
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2 years
Someone *maybe* lied about coming out to their parents, & I've seen responses body shaming him, making fun of his kinks, & taking shots at his career. Someday soon we're going to have to be honest with ourselves about how quickly we turn to cruelty, especially to other queers.
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4 years
What is funny to me is that NYE 2020 I saw Sam Cushing at a party and he asked me four separate times to get out of the way bc he had decided he wanted to take a group pic.
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New dining table came in and I CANNOT wait to eventually have pregames and dinner parties around her when it’s safe.
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3 years
Last tweet of my 20s: seriously have been so lucky to meet y’all and you have all made me feel so loved. My dick is huge. Love you all!
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3 years
Afraid to say that I maybe have girlbossed a little too close to the sun.
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3 years
I got a haircut ☺️
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If there is Eating In The Club discourse going on I’m gonna have to recuse myself bc at one point Sidetrack had to start patting me down before entering because I kept sneaking in Poptarts and 7/11 taquitos.
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Ok thinking that @OhTayCanYouSee ’s gay ass could’ve existed in a closet is objectively camp.
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