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Wife couldn’t do it but I managed to change the time on the cooker 👍 #YFB

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A little message to the bellend who blocked me in earlier… #YFB

The Wife loves my Valentines poetry… Roses Are Red Violets are Silly Moisten your Flaps Cos here comes my Willy #YFB

There’s the Wife’s gift sorted… Thanks @GreggsOfficial #YFB

@noddy0402 Fuck all Noddy!

Well my microwave defo seems to like being turned on his side… #YFB

@VonActor @Boro I’d rather eat dog shit

Good luck to @Boro for tonight’s big game! Predict the result, like & repost and a winner will be picked at random for 2 x EFL Cup Final Tickets. Winners must follow and will be contacted by DM. Good luck…UTB! #YFB

Anyone that works for @Ryanair is a CUNT! #YFB

Ideal for bumpy flights with dodgy flaps and a broken black box… #YFB

What do Prince Andrew, Manchester United, & The Black Eyed Peas all have in common? It all went to shit when Fergie left. #YFB

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Merseyside Police have advised people to avoid Liverpool City Centre. Nothings happened… It’s just a shithole #YFB

Nephew showed me this, it’s no scam. Handy for my followers struggling at minute to get a Free drink and £5 voucher for drinks and food. Like and repost to those who need it Join MiXR using my code (RFHPK39D) and link your bank card and get a £5.00 cash voucher! #YFB

@JaySween About the same time you last washed…smelly cunt