Mike Rotch - parking lot wrestling promoter.
@RotchyKong
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Mike. Meat Tornado. Big Handsome. Vanilla Gorilla. I'll make you laugh at least once. Certified bored/boring person. Play video games with me. Nap god. CFF4L.
Ottawa, Ontario
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I'm here for the Capri Suns and good times, baby.
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Vince McMahon smoking crack with Slimer is my favorite thing in the whole world right now.
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Joey Ryan posed as an advocate for intergender wrestling, when all his matches were just him getting his dick grabbed and suplexing girls by their boobs under the guise of a "fun gimmick." He was a stain on intergender wrestling, and wrestling as a whole. Fuck him forever.
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Remember when CM Punk came back, and everyone was happy and loved wrestling? That was a cool few days.
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My first wife messaged me today.
She told me she has a doll that she needs to get rid of, because it's cursed. Apparently it's eyes follow her around the room. She asked me if she could send it to me.
I said yes.
This is the doll.
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One time after a show in Jersey, I was hanging out with Kevin and a few others watching a bootleg of Saw - which had just released the night before.
Drunk Roderick Strong wanders into the room eating pretzels, lays down on a bed, points at the screen and says "that guy's alive."
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Pro wrestlers. Adult pro wrestlers. Stop showing your dicks to children, please. Shit is fucking foul. Pigs.
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Too many deathmatch promotions, not enough WWF style hardcore promotions. Make the cookie sheet a feared weapon again!
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"Natalya says it's time that we no longer live off our families names"
Enters to a remix of her dad and uncle's theme, wearing their colors.
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If you're a vaccinated wrestler with a passport and a desire to wrestle in Canada - holler.
Might not be for next week, but things are in motion to run more often.
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Things are gonna suck for a while with show cancellations and whatnot, but I have an idea. I'm gonna start a book club for wrestling fans. However, instead of books, we're just gonna all watch a chosen show on
@indiewrestling
and tweet/converse about it. Thoughts? Are you in?
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Disney needs to quit fucking around with these live action/CGI remakes - and bring back Gargoyles.
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This tweet is getting a lot of attention. Believe victims.
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Tell the people you love that you love them. As often as humanly possible.
Becky was the most kind, and giving soul I've ever known. We are absolutely devastated.
I'm going to go away for a while. Love you all.
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2020 isn't ALL bad.
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Imagine going to a wrestling show, where you know nothing about the card, and you get to see Maki Itoh vs. Emi Sakura?
I will be er miss a
#MysteryWrestling3
show.
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Every indie wrestling fan on Twitter should log on to
@indiewrestling
, pick a show from a promotion they've never seen, and discover a new wrestler (or wrestlers) they'd like to see more of.
If I was in a position to assign everyone homework - that'd be it.
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How do you not notice this, oh wise one Low Ki?
*spoken in the deepest fucking voice I could speak in, ever*
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This little shit is gonna fuck Goldust up.
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Anyway, here's Vince smoking crack with the Little Mermaid.
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Everything is pro wrestling.
The fact that there’s more news about PaulXAskren than WhittakerXGastelum shows you that everything is pro wrestling. Everything. Just enjoy it.
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Didn't James Ellsworth send dick pics to a child? Why is he still getting booked places?
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Wrestling before Twitter still had forums where people made burners to shit all over what you're doing - good or not. Most people on Twitter wouldn't have survived CZWFans.
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Hey man, who you book is your choice - but you're a cunt if you book this complete fucking loser.
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People worrying about a shitty band hating on wrestling, when Rude Boy Riley is out on bail and has fellow workers supporting him.
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The goal is to get abusers to hold themselves accountable and get out of the business, so they can get help, right? We don't want them to kill themselves.
Just wanna make sure we're on the same page.
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Rank them lower than a pedophile/rapist in your big list next year.
Gotta say: I’m absolutely hating this. These two are capable of so much more than early 2000s indie garbage wrestling. The only thing missing are the light tubes.
#aewfullgear
#ac
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These ex-Chikara kids all seem to be having the time of their lives on this show. Love to see it. Freedom is good, isn't it?
#CampLeapfrog
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I posted this elsewhere, and people said nice things. I need more nice things.
First picture was taken in December. Second picture was taken last week.
I've been on a steady plan of late night gym sessions, protein shakes and Helldivers.
It's working.
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Markus Crane walked up to me at ISDub, Four Loko in hand, laughed and told me he was gonna kick
@MarcusMathers1
ass because he sold something too long. It was so random, I had to laugh too. I hope he didn't whoop him too bad.
RIP Markus.
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My dad died on Thursday.
We hadn't spoken in over 20 years, and I felt completely numb when I heard the news.
Then my sister found photos he had kept of me, and I lost it today.
Thankful for all the friends I hung out with tonight. The real MVPs.
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Let's raise a million dollars for cancer research in Phrank Morin's memory. Shall we?
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Hi
@JohnCena
.
One time you posted an El Generico photo from my website on your instagram, and clipped my company's logo off of it.
And then you followed pretty much everyone but me.
Why do you hate me, John? I love Peacemaker.
Love, Mike
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There's an annual event happening on August 19 for a great cause, with a proven track record - and more people should be talking about it.
Take your focus off of the drama and negativity on here for a few minutes, and check out
@FightingBack613
.
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I have several mutual followers with David Starr.
Fix that shit.
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Post a picture of a cartoon you don't think many people will remember.
Post a picture of a cartoon you don't think many people will remember.
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Lucha Underground should end with the revelation that their venue is actually the Titty Twister/vampire temple from Dusk Till Dawn. Then a bunch of vampire wrestlers should take over.
....I've never watched Lucha underground.
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Basically,
I’ve lost a large percentage of weight.
I’ve put on a lot of muscle.
My bloodwork is perfect.
My blood pressure is perfect.
I’m handsome.
And my wiener is bigger.
Until next year!
My physical is tomorrow.
Gonna find out for sure how I’ve been doing. I threw my scale away almost a year ago, so I haven’t weighed in or anything. I’m nervous.
Wish me luck.
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When an indie promotion gets outed for some foul bullshit, their champions should deface and keep their belts, and defend them as 24/7 hardcore belts everywhere.
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It's strange how people who "love wrestling" will trash an event designed to pay pro wrestlers who have lost work due to a pandemic. I get that wrestling is subjective - and maybe the wrestling that took place over the past 24 hours is your preferred "flavor", but come on.
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For all of you people who miss wrestling in Ontario - get vaccinated. The sooner we get those numbers up to 70-80%, the sooner you get live wrestling again.
If that's not incentive enough, well, fuck you?
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I dunno what's next. Thank you.
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Mike Bailey is the best wrestler in the world. Send tweet.
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My goal was the one million blocks show - and it's happening.
My bigger goal is to run a deathmatch tournament.
My ultimate goal is Burger King of the Ring 3 - Burger King of Trios.
Manifesting.
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I'm going to be in Philadelphia for the entire first week of April.
My first Wrestlemania week, since I missed 2019 because I was almost dead n' stuff (sympathy book me).
Here's my graphic. Hope to work with, or get really wasted with, all of you.
Let's hang out.
-Michael
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Yo, we broke it.
Vince McMahon smoking crack with Slimer is my favorite thing in the whole world right now.
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Wanna thank everyone again. Leaving home today, and I'll be in Connecticut with the family tomorrow. Service on Saturday. Again, if you need info - ask me.
Shout out to
@RNKFshirts
for this art. Means the world to me. Alex should be designing for everyone.
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Imagine being loyal to something for your entire career and having it basically taken from you because people just can't refrain from being shit? Feeling for you displaced wrestlers, but I'll be booking some of you when it's safe to run again.
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Hey
@CoreyTaylorRock
- your Brandon Lee movie chatter buddy has fallen ill, can you help me with an RT?
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When an indie promotion gets outed for some foul bullshit, their champions should deface and keep their belts, and defend them as 24/7 hardcore belts everywhere.
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I would say this is drugs, but I know a lot of people who party and none of them are this fucking shitty.
Fuck Ryan Garcia. Absolute shitbag human.
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Americans.
Before you come up to wrestle in Canada - ask around and research the promotion/promoter. I don't want you driving up to cold ass Canada to get fucked on pay.
If you don't know who to ask, ask me - and I'll hit people up and get back to you.
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The next time someone wants to twitter snitch to Cornette - make it about James Ellsworth still getting bookings on family friendly shows after sending a kid pictures of his dick. Not about someone making people laugh, or getting hurt in the ring.
Can we stop policing dudes who do wrestling differently, and start policing wrestling in a way that gets rid of the racists, sex offenders n' shit?
#Priorities
. Tag the tennis racket guy in posts about pedophiles etc., not deathmatch or comedy wrestlers. They're not the issue.
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If you attend a show your friend is wrestling on - please know that you're allowed to make noise during other matches as well. You won't hurt yourself or anything.
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Thank you for the outpouring of support and love.
My sister has set up a GoFundMe in order to raise funds to get me back to Connecticut for the funeral and to be with my loved ones there. This all came on very suddenly, and any help would be appreciated.
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Casually drinking a pitcher of beer in the front row, as I did back then.
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Fix this article. It is absolutely written like shit and places the blame on the wrong person. Terra was the first person to out this piece of shit, while others simply subtweeted. In no way does that make her complicit in his bullshit, which you seem to imply. Fucking hacks.
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Revived? They never left. At least in the minds of these fucking marks from Quebec.
I will lose my mind if Aces and Eights is revived. You have no idea how much I loved that faction/storyline.
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"I wanter Yoya to win because he's my height and my age." - 6 year old nephew watching
#JCWGAS
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DJ Hyde is a piece of shit. Pass it on.
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Big Perc should have called every show. Really enjoyed their work.
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The friendliest people in wrestling are deathmatch wrestlers and Canadians.
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Can we stop policing dudes who do wrestling differently, and start policing wrestling in a way that gets rid of the racists, sex offenders n' shit?
#Priorities
. Tag the tennis racket guy in posts about pedophiles etc., not deathmatch or comedy wrestlers. They're not the issue.
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And we've got another. Guys, these people are trying to scam a fucking CANCER FUNDRAISER! Who does that? Absolute trashbag humans. Spread the word - and
@Paypal
/
@AskPayPal
- please look into account c.koko81
@yahoo
.com . They're using that to scam people.
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If you've been sleeping on
@C4Wrestling
- it's time to wake the fuck up. LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
Are you fucking kidding me?
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If you, as a promoter, ask a talent their price - and it's too much for you - do you
a) move on?
Or
b) tell them that you can get a comparable talent for cheaper, in hopes that they'll lessen their rate?
Option b is pretty shitty.
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If it's not Matt Tremont, I don't give a fuck.
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Releasing Ever-Rise was a BADDDDDD move.
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I've seen indie promoters try to recreate it. It's....yes.
Paul Heyman’s infamous Pre-Show speech “This is the Dance”
Barely Legal 1997
[Beyond The Mat]
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I hope you're all supporting
@FightingBack613
! The card is STACKED, and it's all for a good cause - with every cent going to the
@cancersociety
!
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Peep that proof. Blackcraft screwed Blackcraft.
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I know I talk about my wife a lot on here, so if you're not into my "I miss my wife" account - I'd understand you unfollowing.
She loved Evil Dead though, and she was excited for the game to come out. I don't buy myself many things, but needed to grab that game! Two more hours!
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I feel dumb for calling that million blocks match the "dumbest match in wrestling history", because an even dumber idea came to me in a dream. I woke up, wrote it down, and punished several friends and my wife with conversations about it.
General consensus - "you have to do it."
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Tell me you're booking Drake Wuertz without telling me you're booking Drake Wuertz.
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Saw a few tweets where dudes are trying to use the whole Britwres predator purge to get booked in the UK.
"Looks like spots are opening up. I've got a passport." Not the time, you dumb fucks.
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