Rory Margraf
@RoryMargraf
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Attorney. Author of the children's books, I Know My Rights and I Own Myself. Occasional opinion writer.
Omaha, NE
Joined January 2012
RT @ConLawWarrior: If somebody tells you they need absolute immunity from civil liability—even for intentional civil rights violations—they…
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RT @JoshEakle: Separation of Church and State is literally in the first sentence of the First Amendment. Read the Constitution. https://t.…
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First day in court as a licensed attorney. Attorney: Your honor, have you met Rory? Judge: Good morning. Me: Good morning, your honor. Judge: *squints* You were the guy in the elevator with cookies this morning. Me: *chuckles* That was me. ... Would you like one, your honor?
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After checking my email several times this weekend to make sure I wasn't dreaming, I can officially say I passed the bar! On to the next step! #barexam #attorneys
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RT @ManagingAssoc: My third year associate told me they were burnt out today. I noted their concerns and sprayed them down with a hose. Men…
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RT @TraceEVMitchell: In IJ’s unconstitutional traffic stop case in Texas, the officer said he wanted to search our client’s truck as he was…
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@TraceEVMitchell The TSA uses many of these in their guidelines for identifying potential threats. My favorite is whistling while approaching security, followed by complaining about security.
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RT @ConLawWarrior: Constitutional litigation mostly comes down to who bears the burden: the govt to justify its restriction of freedom, or…
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RT @ConLawWarrior: /1 Prosecuting Trump represents a challenge that no one’s talking about, which is that unlike most defendants he almost…
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Highlight of the week was being approached by two lads to ask if I had ever played hurling, recruiting for the local GAA. Every club needs a big ginger to be a general disruption on the field 🤙🍀 #StPatricksDay #hurling
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Ninety-nine decision street Ninety-nine ministers meet To worry, worry, super scurry Call the troops out in a hurry This is what we've waited for This is it, boys, this is war The president is on the line As ninety-nine red balloons go by... 🎶🎵🎶
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Ninety-nine red balloons Floating in the summer sky Panic bells, it's red alert There's something here from somewhere else The war machine springs to life Opens up one eager eye Focusing it on the sky Where ninety-nine red balloons go by... 🎶🎵🎶
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RT @ConLawWarrior: You own this, SCOTUS--you own every single blow rained down on this defenseless child. Maybe stick to interpreting civil…
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Nothing makes me question how humanity rose to apex predator more than holiday travel.
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