I live in Empire court, Utawala between Club wallets and MC. The guy lives in the same court but different apartment. Kumbe anytime nimekua nikitoka court with my flag amekua akinotice leo ndo natolewa hasira. Ati kijana unaona wewe ndo unajua sana.
Waaah nahama next week.
Nairobi Commuter Bus is so clean, comfortable and spacious with the same fare cost.
They accept cash and Mpesa payment. You only need to enter your phone number and destination on the Android POS machine. The prompt will be sent to your Mpesa for you to enter the pin.
DONE!
⚡Notorious drug dealer Nancy Kigunzu alias Mathe wa Ngara arrested, again, at her Juja apartment in Kiambu County; Anti-Narcotics unit says she was found in possession of large amounts of bhang.
POVERTY, SICKNESS FORCES 1ST CLASS HONOURS GRADUATE TO STAY AT HOME LOOKING AFTER SIBLINGS.
Ruth, who graduated 4 years ago from Chuka University with a first class honours having pursued a Bachelor's Degree in Economics & Statistics, has not been able to secure any job since.
Kuna dem alikuja Nai for a job interview from ocha. My boy hosted her,she was to stay for 3 days but as we speak they've lived together for almost a year and the girl is pregnant. They're planning for ruracio this December.
Tho she didn't get a job she got a family! A win!
Lakini mabro itabidi tumechange. Ile sherehe tumepiga hii town inatosha kumwaga simiti lori kumi ocha. Lakini wenzetu ocha washaoa, wako na family na duka moja bigi ya wholesale.
Kitu tuko nayo ni Airforce na TV 55 inch na ndo bado tunakimbiza skirts za kina Njeri na Wambua.
Siku hizi madem wote wako na hii dogi kwa nyumba. Nimewahi enda kwa dem fulani time nakula dogi ka hii ikarukia meza. Like the uncultured swine i am nikashout "tokaaa hapa" ka vile uwa tunashoutia mbwa koko. Wacha dem anikasirikie na aanze kuongelesha mbwa ngoso akibembeleza.😂
Nakumbuka after form 4 nilikua hustler numero uno. Tulikua tunaenda molo na probox tunanunua cabbages at 10 bob each then tunaenda adi the interior parts of baringo(Churo, Tangulbei,Kapedo) tunauza at 100 bob each. That hustle enabled me to join campus without parent's support.
Niko na beshte anaitwa Brayo, that guy unishangaza. Time sisi tumezoea kina Njeri,Jela n Kerubo wa hii town unaona anatokezea na Mpakistan au Mhindi. Siku ingine jamaa anafika local na dem wa Togo. Unatoa wapi dem wa Togo hii Kanairo?
Enyewe kufanya kazi na multinational ni poa.
It matters. Me nimewahi date dem one year. She was 25, I was 27. She told me she's a single mum n the deadbeat is a poor village drunkard. I later found out alikua married na bwana ako South Sudan kazi. Singejua juu most of the time she was talking kiuk on calls.
The problem with you guys who watch comedies on Netflix and HBO think you matter when it comes to local TV content. You're not the target audience. The larger audience is in rural places where people even pay money to watch those shows (Churchill,Papa Shirandula etc) in a hall.
An international company has copyrighted the Kenyan national anthem. Meaning us Kenyans especially Youtubers and content creators can't use it without being monitored. They're actually making money out of our national anthem.
I'm so triggered!!
GOOD NEWS😊😊
Sevens Meals Household Group through it's managing Director Mr. Charles Muriuki will employ the girl and pay her rent in Nairobi.
She's expected to report for work next week.
Can somebody say AMEN! 🤗
My hommie who is a member of Owour's church got a chance to work in USA immediately after campus but he refused to go claiming America is a land full of sin and there's no "ministry" there.
He's now jobless in the name of "ministry" n waiting for the 2nd coming of Christ.
Wasee this is BIG!
A close friend of mine who has frnds in the gvt has just told me this. Pull your chairs closer this is BIG AND MASSIVE!
RUTO IS LITERALLY SHAKING AND HE IS CONFUSED!
He thought he was a king (Laitoriat in kalenjin) and he forgot he was a president!
VIVA! ✊🏿
Kuna dem pale campo who was doing the same course as me but I was two years ahead of her. We met one day exchange contacts,i had high hopes, then two days later she started sending her assignments thru whatsapp ati nimsaidie. I deleted that number bana,i can't be teacher zoned.
I'm not a security expert but i think everyone leaving the buildings under attack at 14 riverside drive should be put under some security interrogation before being allowed to leave. Just letting everyone leave makes it easier for terrorists to slip.
When Alph Lukau 'Resurrection' story emerged i knew there was a Kenyan somewhere involved with that ministry and true to my guess there's one,Evangelist Malaika Kimani.
A THREAD
"You're invited to my party this weekend, please keep time"
"Will there be alcohol?"
"I'm sorry,we are a Christian family so we don't take alcohol in our house"
Kenyans:
Imagine being blessed with riches and a wonderful family then one day you collude with your side chic to kill your wife, the mother of your kids. 😭😭
RIP Mary Kamangara.
@DianaOchieng_
Lol send full video, anza na place nilikua napigwa na uyo malaya anaitwa Ben. And again that footage iko na voice.
Ben is my employee since when?
I'm a freelancer so sina boss.
BREAKING BAD IS THE BEST SERIES!!
NJUGUSH IS THE BEST COMEDIAN!!
HBR IS THE BEST RADIO STATION!!
KHALIGRAPH IS THE BEST RAPPER!!
THE TREND IS LARRY MADOWO AND LARRY MADOWO IS THE TREND!!
PANCAKES AND AVOCADO ARE BAE!!😍