Ron Sparks
@RonSparksJr
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TV Writer (@22_minutes @StillStandingTV) | Comedian (@JustForLaughs @cbcdebaters @NBCLastComic @TooMuchInfo_TV) | Actor (@NBCTheFirm @VOTonMuch @TheBeaverton)
Toronto, ON
Joined July 2010
Ryan Reynolds has been named to the Order of Canada. According to the Gov. General, his generous philanthropy was so impressive she simply had to overlook the fact he starred in Green Lantern. I agree. It's time to move on and say: "Congrats, @VancityReynolds. We forgive you."
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@Peter_Nimitz Did you have fun drawing lines on your little fantasy map? Cuz this is completely ludicrous.
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Kate Davis and I go mistletoe-to-toe on the topic of Christmas Markets in my latest Debaters episode. It airs on CBC Radio at 11:30am today and 1pm Sat, or find it online here: #debaters #CBC #comedy #cbcdebaters #cbccomedy #cbcradio #RadioOne #Christmas
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The only shocking thing about this is that Trump has not yet figured out a way to charge people.
Melania is on Porn Hub. Not a joke at all. She's the only First Lady in our nation's history who can be viewed for free on a porn site. What does that say about our nation?
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BREAKING: Florida ballerina sentenced to 20 years for manslaughter after shooting husband. She had claimed self defense under Florida's controversial "Arabesque Your Ground" law. #FloridaWoman #FloridaMan #StandYourGround
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Maybe they weren't smuggling. Maybe they just really like to party.
2 more Canadians arrested in 🇺🇸 smuggling in drugs 27-year-old Vanshpreet Singh and 36-year-old Manpreet Singh, both of Ontario, Canada arrested in Illinois with 1000+ pounds of cocaine with a street value of $40 million+
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RT @CraigBaird: On this day in 2007, James Barber, better known to Canadians as The Urban Peasant, died. While he was born in England, he b…
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If Trump-47 doesn't begin with Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, Kid Rock, Kanye West, Dr. Phil, Jon Voight, Hulk Hogan and Roseanne squaring off in a live televised Battle Royal to determine the order in which they get appointed to the Supreme Court... Then we'll know he's lost a step.
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BREAKING: Russian banks are reportedly collapsing. Starting to wish I hadn't exchanged all my money for rubles in 2021. #russianbanks #ruble #slavaukraini #ukraine #RussianBankCollapse
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Umm... Didn't YOU used to sell drugs IN schools?
They’ll try to find any way to keep drug sites near schools and daycares.
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@DaveSFoley @friesframe Hardly! A pocket square will be displayed but it will not have touched Dave or contain any infectious material whatsoever. They've been running this scam for years! You have been warned.
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