Romaana Aamir
@RomaanaAamir
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Cat purrsonality 🐈 Content Specialist with a degree in Psychology. 🧠 ✍🏻 Social & PR @Paytm 📰 | DM for promo/collab. 📧
Joined January 2022
Never date an investor, he will always have more than one stock in his portfolio. :).
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Indians obsession with showing off Starbucks and Apple products is first hand testament to always chasing a preconceived standard/class.
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One thing that's common in Sarcasm and Orgasm?. Not everyone can get it.
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Never date a vegetarian, they can eat Paneer three times a day but won't eat you.
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2 minutes silence for those who thought that 'Qamar' in 'Mere Rashke Qamar' meant 'kamar'/waist. 😭.
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My boyfriend sleeps without even informing. What should I do? 🥲.
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Men used to go to war, now they send random 'Hi' to girls in DMs.
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Sex is everywhere but find someone who gives you brain orgasm. 🙂🤌🏻.
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Never date a FinTech genius, he will always bring finance. even in bed.
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Not having an iPhone and still getting good pictures is a major flex. 🙂.
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I'm 22 and he's the Prime Minister of India. What should I do? 🤡.
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After a certain age, you start to understand why your Dad replies with 'Ok' 🥲.
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Fact: Girls stalk girls more than they stalk boys. 🤌🏻.
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He strengthens my Math,. I strengthen his English. Tell me a better combination.
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Never date a startup guy, he will reply after 2-3 business days. 🥲.
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Many Indian families don't have maids, they have Bahus. 🌚.
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I have emotionally invested in him. That's why I am angel investor.
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Guys are scared of dating girls on Twitter because their mistakes go viral. 🤌🏻.
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Never date a developer, they can understand complex codes but can't understand women. 🥲.
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Guys stop putting in efforts when they get the girl. 🙂.
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Tell me a better waste of time than watching Bigboss, Splitsvilla, and Roadies. I'll be waiting.
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I hope that when your vibe matches with someone, so does their city. 🥲.
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Do boyfriends really have a problem with guy bestfriends of their girlfriends? 👀.
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Red flags in a relationship:. - Vegetarian.- Startup guy.- Doesn't like momos.
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Startup Idea: Providing employment to relatives who are way too jobless digging their nose in other's business.
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Studying Psychology can change your life positively, it's a life hack for everyone.
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Girls don't say they like you, they start ignoring your messages. 🥲.
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Your degrees may come and go but marketing is a skill for life. - Marketing Buffay.
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Adulting is realizing that you won't be anybody's first love anymore. 🥲.
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What gifts do men want their partners to gift them? . Asking for a friend, obviously.
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Sex without cuddling is like walking with half a heart.
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Guys, suggest good shoes to run away from all of my problems. 🥲.
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Emotional attachment to sports team can fuck your mental health.
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People who buy an iPhone without even a job, how does it feel to live with a single kidney?.
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What are the disadvantages of dating a Start-up guy?.
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🇺🇲: I think you should seek professional therapy. 🇮🇳: Beta, subah jaldi utho, sab theek joyega.
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Everybody says that Zerodha has spent 0 bucks on marketing. While that's true, I have a contrary take. Everything is Marketing. Here are 5 things to learn from Zerodha's Marketing: There is a difference between marketing and paid marketing. 🎯. A thread 🧵.
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Guys be like: I don't eat Non-Veg. But they will make you brush your teeth before kissing.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but VEG BIRYANI IS NOT BIRYANI!!!!!!!!!.
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I went to my cousin's wedding and realised it's my own. 🙂.
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Girls prefer texts because that's where they can win arguments. 🤌🏻.
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Sex without moans is like having Maggie without masala. 🥲.
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Guys gets a whole new haircut for ₹100 and start looking 5 years younger. 🥲.
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How do you deal with a person who drinks a lot but not alcohol?.
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When a coffee lover and a tea lover get into a relationship, it's called true love.
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Women used to raise their kids, now they raise their husbands. 🙂.
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I want to date a person who knows the difference between lose and loose. 🙂.
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For an IT guy, 99% of his problems are solved by a restart. 🙂.
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Start-up guys don't seek relationships, they seek ventures. 💯.
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The same company that made huge losses of 70% in the stock market is now secretly eliminating its competitors! 🚨. Yes, Paytm's growth in these 2 years has outwitted its competitors. 🚀. Today, I uncover Paytm’s rise against all the odds. A thread 🧵.
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Men are more dramatic in relationships than women. 🥲.
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Date someone for whom emotional intimacy >>> physical intimacy. 💗.
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What's the one song that you can never get tired of?. I'll go first: Saiyyaan by Kailash Kher.
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In the culture of meaningless hook-ups and causal relationships, choose someone who yearns to only hold your hand and talk about life.
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Keep everything aside, have you ever been a kiss virgin? 🥲.
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Boys should focus on ruining lipsticks rather than our mascara. 😠.
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Girls what's stopping you from randomly sending flowers to guys you admire? 🥺.
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Dear girls,. The moment you start giving a lot of importance to guys is the minute they make you regret it. 🥲.
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Nothing scares boyfriends as much as their girl's guy bestfriends.
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Startup folks usually have a different level of understanding altogether.
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