wendy’s after clocking that tea: “Now introducing the chile burger”

what scares me about severance is that its so fire that if it sticks the landing its bout to be legendary . but that question of If it sticks the landing is so big

this ISN'T it's the biggest piece of dog shit this is at LEAST I mean it's alright overrated as fuck in my opinion

They just lowered the focal length

I lack that human in me. Instead i got that dog in me

@birdm00n makes me feel responsible for making them open the door for me twice makes me feel greedy

I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn’t ur heart

Its all about carrying around a bag with a few things

My many years of experimentation on the subject of “can you make a cat like to get pat on the head” has lead to an immensely fruitless desert of information

French man describing hitting the pen: well, eets, you know, tres convenient on ze go, but zen you go home, you get ze- ze "brain fog", you know zey say

@gish_1991 "don't worry about it i got u" No i didn't

RT @ghostofolson:

@redsun405 Been sayin they died on the same ship as maroon 5

RT @aqweefed: everytime i draw something i always feel like this

They think im bout to hop off the throne but that was just the courtesy flush

( I Really Liked The Movie … )

severance mind space RE-CLAIMED…….

@21shotme The mysterious affair at styles by agatha christie and consider the lobster by david foster wallace