Schools closing.
Events cancelled.
State of emergencies declared.
If they start closing gyms because some ass clown that lives 7000 miles away thought it’d be a good idea to eat a bat sandwich- I’m gonna fucking flip....
I'm no where near the level of Russell Brand, Alex Jones, Trump, or the Tate brothers- but I want you guys to hear this from me...
About 20 years ago I used to date this chick who was into weird shit. She would fill the bathtub with ice cubes and lay in it till she was
I've spent a good chunk of 2021 in the hospital. 2 emergency surgeries, 1 planned surgery, and 1 surgery to go. Sprinkle in 5 ER visits and 5 all-day infusions in the cancer ward surrounded by screaming/moaning cancer patients. Thank you to all sticking around for the comeback 🙏🏾
This 77 year old ALPHA MALE was buried today. He was shot in the head by looter scum as he was trying to protect his friends shop from looters on June 2nd. SAY HIS NAME!
DAVID DORN
Fuck Republicans, Democrats, and everything in between. I judge a persons character based on whether or not they re-rack their weights. Says everything about a person.
When Trump is no longer in office and you still have no job, no money, and a shitload of excuses- who are you going to blame for your misfortune?
Better buy a mirror...
Just got pulled over and after giving the policeman my DL, Reg, and Ins card he said, “wait, are you the guy from the videos?”
10 minutes later- he made me watch 5 of my own videos and recited every word to last years Easter Rage video.
Tickets = 0
#winning
20 years ago if you were a pussy you kept it a secret as best you could, and did everything in your power not to be a pussy anymore
e.g. start lifting, get in more fights, bang more chicks, etc.
Nowadays people embrace being a pussy and boast about it. Crazy shit.
Mental Health Post: Let me throw my hat in the ring since it seems to be what the cool kids are doing..
Only time I ever felt sad/depressed and had thoughts of swallowing a bottle of pills was when I first got home from a 2 month hospital stay. (Picture attached)
Between
Chest Day Prayer:
Now I lay me on an incline bench
My quest for gains I strive to quench
If I shall die before my 15th rep
May the iron Gods finish my
Motherfucking set.
Amen.
Bodybuilders hate on powerlifters bc most powerlifters look like shit.
Powerlifters hate on bodybuilders because most bodybuilders aren’t as strong as they look.
Everyone hates on CrossFit because it’s CrossFit.
#cantweallgetalong
I’m a glass half full kinda guy, but even now my glass is looking half empty. Depression is setting in and I feel like a prisoner. No gym, bar, club, barbershop, etc. Then I realize it could be worse. I could be a fan of The Last Jedi.
So let me get this right?
Trump "allegedly" banged a porn star and "allegedly" paid her off to STFU about it?
That's his crime? Really?
I want to vote for him even more now.
Trump 2024
The cashier in Best Buy just said Merry Christmas to the guy ahead of me as he was leaving. The cashier lady next to her said “Don’t say Merry Christmas... say Happy Holidays instead”
Fuck that lady.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
1. Day before I was rushed to ER
2. First selfie with the bag
3. Last selfie with the bag
4. First selfie bag free!
May the quest to be jacked, tan, and juicy AF commence!