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Robert Kivanze

@RobertKiva

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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
@EvansMiloo254 Hii sio ata zamani, ni juzi tu "Bwana Wakili" was looking like that. I remember him in 2013 and 2014, he used to come everyday to a restaurant I used to work hapa Eldy karibu na Family bank. Most of the time hata manager used to advice against serving him coz he never paid bills.
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
This guy is amazing!!! Jamaa amerudia tu pickup zake za zamani.... Uhunye had really missed this simple life mazee, he was not drunk with power mpaka asahau the simplicity of life.....
@paulinenjoroge
Pauline Njoroge
2 years
Rais mstaafu ako tu sawa.
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 months
It is now or never. Youths of #Uganda needs to seize this opportunity for change and drive the Agenda across the country. All the way from #Gulu , #Lira , #Soroti , #Mbale , #Kampala , #Mbarara , #Mukwano , #Agwata , #Jinja etc. Let’s make this happen.. #MuseveniMustGo #OccupyKampala
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
5 years
@WayneDupreeShow They will never beat Trump, they all had a chance to make @America great but instead messed it up. ..
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
11 months
@ZekeGary2 Just time to drain the swamp....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
I just don't understand why someone like @HarryMaguire has to get the number in a competitive match like today. This guy is just piece of shit... #ManchesterUnited @TenHagMind
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
11 months
@DavidNdii Rudy Giuliani was the best mayor of New York. You are right in his city man....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
If this is not the description of blasphemous, then what is??
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
This is the other most useless economist theorist in #Kenya . Just like @DavidNdii , @MusaliaMudavadi was talking big about how he could transform the economy, untill at some point we thought the man was an economic wizard. Now that he is in power, he has just become useless....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Who will help this hasora jamani..??🤣🤣🤣
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
@MikeSonko @MichelleNtalami For your information mhesh, there are no real #LGBTQ hapa Kenya. Wore to ni cons so that wanaweza attract donor funds. At the back of their mind, they all have ka girl friend Mahalia....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
Increasing one's office budget by over sh.5Billion per year is really doing Soo much deservice to #Kenyans whom most are suffering from high cost of living. How on earth can someone be so mean to give self over 13Bn per year at the expense of many poor who cannot afford a meal??
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Kinda of rare #Prophecy for the year 2023👇👇👇
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
This man @rigathi must be somehow sick. The man needs immediate medical attention....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
I just hope that this Christmas season beings happiness and newness in to your spirit......
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Even though @DavidNdii is credited with formulating the #KenyaKwanza manifesto, the man seems to have no idea of what is inside. This is just a further truth that this Agenda was copied and pasted from somewhere else, and that @DavidNdii is not as clever as he claims to be....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
This man @DavidMwaure was quick to lick @WilliamsRuto ass hoping that @Ruto will appoint him a cabinet secretary or something of the sort. Amengoja hiyo appointment na Bado atangoja 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
#Kenya has got Soo many scammers and cons. Imagine this are the #Professors roaming the streets of #Nairobi .....🤣🤣🤣
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
This is the message you have heard from the beginning: We should love one another. We must not be like Cain, who belonged to the evil one and killed his brother. And why did he kill him? Because Cain had been doing what was evil, and his brother had been doing what was righteous.
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
11 months
Government of dummies!! 🤣🤣🤣 Ati mtu amepostiwa #BrusselsGermany 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
During campaigns, I almost thought that @WilliamsRuto was going to solve the problem of unemployment in #Kenya which is the plight of many hustlers. Sasa I wonder, where are all this young people coming from kama TU wangekuwa busy..... unemployment is still a problem...
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
If only @EricOmondi concentrated more on this kind of shenanigans instead of zile ujinga yeye ufanya, he would soon become the darling of the people....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
As we approach the new year, everything had suddenly gone quiet. The hype that always come with this time is no more. The rhythm is silent🔕🔕. The world 🌎 has lost a legend. To the family, I say "condolence" May his soul rest in eternal peace. #pele_is_no_more #FootbalLegend
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
11 months
@HonAllanChesang You need to first address the wash wash scandal, gold syndicate and your involvement in drugs before you write to us this long composition.....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
9 months
@BiancaNaom1 It is only your father who we should refer as "calamity that befell us" siring you is even the worst calamity....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
Going to Tongareni to crucify this piece of shit. Today is the D-Day, no running.....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
Sisi tukiingia wangwana, bei ya UNGA ilikuwa shilingi 230/=. Si bei ilikuwa 230/=??? Sasa Hawa jamas wanatupigia kelele na mambo ya gharama ya maisha!!. Sai ulienda Kwa supermarket yeyote, UNGA ni sh.156/=. Si walishindwa jameni??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @WilliamsRuto @RailaOdinga
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
I know that people suffer rejection.... But at this rate, ya @Moses Kuria imezidi🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
21 days
Let’s continue sharing this….
@dom_lucre
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
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🔥🚨BREAKING: This Black Georgia woman named Michaela is taking the internet by storm for putting Kamala Harris on blast at Trump’s rally in Atlanta. “They don't want to talk policy, they just want to use propaganda to steal your vote. The left is trying to tout this woman as
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
9 years
I'm using Viber to make free calls and send free messages on my iPhone http://t.co/SeOjdJ7AHG http://t.co/o2jstFBWvM
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
This man from #Sugoi should surrender this. He cannot compete with #Baba no matter what...
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
@miruruwaweru @SakajaJohnson @rigathi @WilliamsRuto @EAukot You should take a break from twitter hadi ile siku utaanza kufikiria ukitumia akili..... Hii yako ni Supu tupu, unafikiria tu way utakutaka na food kwa highway......
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
4 months
@mohammedhersi @wakorach The #KDF should be given the maximum respect they deserve. Treating KDF like common criminals is so bad and it portrays our defense forces negatively to our enemies and friends. Imagine what happened a while ago in Lodwar, where police mishandled KDF very disrespectful ..🤔🤔
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
To the family of Catherine Khasavil and the entire journalist fraternity, condolence.... May her soul rest on eternal peace 🕊️🕊️
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Ronaldo is the GOAT 🐐 #TalkYourTalk #CR7 𓃵
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
Why is the price of cooking oil cheaper in #Ruiru than other parts of #Kenya ?? Is this another dirty game played to us by our Kikuyu brothers and sisters or what is happening??? Will be coming to #Ruiru every month to do my shopping from there.....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Congratulations to @elonmusk for being recognized the person of the year by the historic Italian magazine #CorriereDelleSera . This year @elonmusk had indeed been a #Trailblazer in contributing positively to humanity.
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
The kind of thinkers @KK government has are Soo dumb. Imagine this is @LinetToto explaining how the government is going to solve the challenges of finance we are experiencing as a country...🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
10 months
@WamboiKuria Wewe shosho nyamaza na ukule kiburi chako poleple....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
More scandles unfolding about @Chebukati and his gang....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
9 months
@Belive_Kinuthia Stop pinning every problem on #Kenyatta and the previous government. We now have new #sherif in town... Why don't the current sherif and his boys take up this case and help this young man if he is Soo good....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
@kibeandy Vowulensi!!🔥🔥
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
5 years
@utdreport You are an amazing star Rushford, you continue like that and soon you are gonna win Balon D'or
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
@OmarRiverosays Lmaoooooo!!!
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
@rycunni A brother here went for the shot super healthy. He immediately began having kidney issues that caused stroke. This has been his condition for the past two years having to go for dialysis every other week untill his demise last week. He will be buried today......
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
10 months
@gabrieloguda Being polygamous is not a sin. There is no any specific scripture in the holy #Bible that has spoken against polygamy. This issues of polygamy is more of cultural than biblical...
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
I thought this issue of demonstration was just an affair of the opposition, only to be surprised that the government of the day have also planned demonstration. A government demonstrating against it self, it is the most weird thing on this land🤣🤣 @Cleophasmalala @WilliamsRuto
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Just counting a few days tumalizane na huyu sumbua... #BabaNaMartha #AzimioGov #BabaThe5th #SugoiExpress #RutoTawe
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
@ahmednasirlaw We all know that the land in questions now belong to your master @WilliamsRuto . You are just using this old woman to finish the #Moi family which your master has swear to finish politically and economically... .
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 month
Wow!? This is just amazing.....
@KOmukungu
Kelvin Omukungu
1 month
These kids😂😂😂
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
@Kenyans Now this is the work @DCIKenya wants to deal with... When hardcore criminals and corrupt officials are terrorizing Kenyans, they are no where. Theirs is to jumb in to action in defense of big multinationals like DSTV, Showmax and Netflix because a few #Kenyans are streaming free.
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Can someone tell how interest rate for #HustlersFund is supposed to increase from 8%pa to 9.5%pa as from 7th January. Just received a message to repay my loan before so I can avoid interest increase. This is very awkward coz I though that hustler fund had a constant interest....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
11 months
This nigga thought he could play #SouthAfricans 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Under this regime, people should be heavily taxed and at the same time wajipange on how they are gonna get social amenities such as hospitals, roads e.t.c. All we hear is that the #Tax people pay, is to be used to increase allocation at the office of the #presidency three folds..
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Hussein Mohamed, MBS.
2 years
President @WilliamsRuto pleasantly surprised that the construction of Border Police Hospital in Kanyonyoo was done with money collected from the welfare scheme of officers in the police force - a confirmation of what Ksh50 can do.
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 months
Kenya is the only place we know. It is the place we have learned to call motherland for ever. Let us embrace peace and tranquility. #KenyaMyMotherland
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
@BrieBrieKrista @elizableu @JeffBezos @washingtonpost @elonmusk If he was not a pedophile would not run away from his San Francisco home. This man is indeed a pedophile....
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Robert Kivanze
2 years
@iTamaraLoves45 Yes, @Trump all the way ...
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
11 months
@_Yanoh And this Kenya is not for a few activists to decide to us what we should or should not do. We are not a secular country as you say, but we are Soo spiritual and more cultural and cannot allow a few people force their culture on us...
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
Now the IEBC CEO comes out to confess that they lost sensitive election materials prior election. Could it be that those Laptops were infiltrated and used to harm the elections?? Or maybe this laptops were given intentionally to akina @Carmagos halfu hapa Sasa tunaambiwa stories.
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Happy new and prosperous year 2023. May this year bring you all goodness you are seeking......
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
9 months
What is happening in the #Rift ?? Ni kama punda amechoka??!! @Murkomen ameona moto by the crowd demanding #RutoMustGo ....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
10 months
Today just passed by the #QuickmartSupermarket Eldoret, this is the price of #Unga and Cooking oil. Let no one lie to you otherwise.....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
@HonOscarSudi This if the foolishness that is causing hunger and starvation in Kenya. Every big farm in UasinGishu and Tranzioa, mnashagaa mahindi Kwa shamba from matawi, corbs to stem, hata roots ati mnaunda silage.... Halfu kesho tunaanza kuomba #Malawi na #Uganda watuuzie mahindi.....
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Robert Kivanze
1 year
Point Blank!!! Say it as it is........ #TikTok
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
Mama Sarah Ruto, the mother to president @WilliamsRuto is soo quick to poke holes in other people's children yet her own granddaughter cannot dress in a decent manner. Si aanze kwanza na huyo kinyangarika....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
11 months
@HonOscarSudi @alfredarapketer If fuel in #SouthAfrica can be cheaper than #Kenya , then this government needs to go or pull up their socks.....
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Robert Kivanze
2 years
The first guy @KingCharles I understand he is having a condition that has caused people referring to him as #Sausage guy/Saisage fingers... What about @WilliamRuto ? Will those be called s #SausageToes ??🤣🤣🤣
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Robert Kivanze
9 months
I personally do not want a president who promises Soo much for the future and fails to do something about today. We are not living in the future but rather we live in today. In History, it is said that we use the events of yesterday and today to predict the future.......
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Robert Kivanze
7 months
I commend Judge Julia Sebutunde for standing with truth despite majority of the judges having contrary opinion. She has really shown that an African can stand firm when duty calls to raise their voice on important issues. They say "the strongest is he who stands alone".
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
For once I almost believed that this were men and women of God. One I thought his wife is a #prayerful woman and the other's wife a #Bishop . Kumbe they were just a #Scam and wanted to use their wives to hoodwink #Christians . This is a total shame indeed.....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
@OleItumbi We are not the world, we are Kenyans and you people promised to reduce this prices not-withstanding the rise in prices. When @ Uhuru said that we had this problem due to Ukraine war and COVID, you called him a liar and promised to reduce this prices when you get to power .....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
@elonmusk it is time to make #Twitter big. This can be done and it is possible. You can do by convincing @TuckerOriginals to do his live on Twitter just the way he has been doing on #Fox . This will bring Soo many viewership and people will get a chance to watch credible news...
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Robert Kivanze
2 years
@Naomikibandi A few years across the yard, bhang!! The man is no more and @Muthoni has remained the sole owner of the #business .....
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Robert Kivanze
7 months
@BiancaNaom1 We don't have a problem with either @Uhuru or @Ruto having expensive watches, our issue with this if the hypocrisy on Ruto's side. We all know that you branded Kenyatta's dynasties which is normal to have such a book, but Ruto the chicken seller?!
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
African leaders like taking the electorate for a ride.... @Ruto is coming out to lie to us that he opposes a move to remove term limit yet we know he is the one who send his boys to come and test the waters...
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Robert Kivanze
1 year
Suggested this and it is great to hear that @TuckerOriginals is buying this. Great.....
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Robert Kivanze
1 year
@BiancaNaom1 You haven't seen poverty yet🤣🤣🤣
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Robert Kivanze
2 years
@ledamalekina Morocco have released their T-72 tanks too. They are being refurbished in Czech before being entering service in Ukraine... The reason why no one has asked countries like #Kenya , is because we don't have tanks....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
@HonAyubSavula @P_Salasya @MillicentOmanga We people of Kakamega we take @PeterSalasia more serious than you kigeugeu. You just don't have any stand completely. You just Soo useless.....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 month
#AngukaNayo 🤣🤣🤣
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Robert Kivanze
1 month
This man has gone to bed with all the governments that have ruled #Kenya since independence at the expense of poor Kenyan workers. The #Tumbocrat has embezzled workers money for years and he never seems to get enough… It is time we pushed him out.. #RutoMustGo #AtwoliMustGo
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
@martinkoa12 @RichieRec @POTUS Off course he controls gas prices. Since he took office, his policy was to cut on gas production where he put America at crossroad where they depend on Russia and other countries for gas. America has the capacity to produce more than enough gas for herself and have enough to sell
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Robert Kivanze
2 months
The next cause of action is for all of us to move forward and go greet this guy, let's teach him and his fellows a lesson that no one will dare play with Gen Z and Millennials again. We should not allow our selves to be taken for granted.... #occupyBungeKE #REJECTF İNANCEBİLL2024
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
My #Pronoun , Jesus is Lord....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Why is #Ichaweri soo hard on @UhuruKenyatta ??!!
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
@SamsonOgola Making Soo much noise halfu kesho tuanze kusikia makelele kama ya your friend Aoko..... Tusianze kukusikia kesho hapa ati umekuwa suicidal......
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Robert Kivanze
1 year
Weue!! The rate at which @DavidNdii wants to come back to opposition is exciting!!🤣🤣🤣
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 months
@pillarofhope254 The man earns salary, why behave like as if he cannot afford to renovate his hotel??
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Still hard for me to grasp the fact that we the people of #WesternKenya can produce a champion such as this.... The fastest man in #Africa and the #CommonwealthChampion2022 #FerdinandOmanyala #MakeAfricaProud
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
@TrollFootball At the end of the day, it is all about money. A time comes when you have to think about what you are gonna get, not the name you make on the top tie. That was the right call @CR7 made....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
5 years
@TeleTJN @wdunlap @WhiteHouse @Jali_Cat @realDonaldTrump I wish the Dems had a slight of a deal for all the time you have been in leadership. Trump is doing what the Dems wouldn't. Crossing that red line you couldn't cross....
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Robert Kivanze
1 month
The con man #Babaman is at it again, for him it is all about his stomach.... He does not care about us who have died on the streets fighting for him many times.., #BabaTheBroker #RutoMustGo
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Robert Kivanze
7 months
Kenya is experiencing the rise of a #tyrant . Will he succeed to take #kenya back to the 80's and 90's when she suffered under tyrannical leaders?? The big question ⁉️❓
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Robert Kivanze
11 months
@TheStarKenya Who is interested in those police?? The opposition will remain opposition and when we have a #HigherCall for demonstration, we will be there....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
Breaking news. @PopeBenedict is dead. The good pope has gone to be with the Lord a few hours before the new year......
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
@StanbicKE @njoroge_dkamau We don't want hizo story za accordingly, we want those charges stopped with immediate effect...... We are tired of double charges and taxation in this country!!
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Robert Kivanze
1 year
This guy kept yapping about how he was going to reduce the cost of living only to realize that he has no clue about economics. The guy cannot run a country sai ameanza kuomba asaidiwe to offer solution how to do it🤣🤣
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
1 year
This, I agree with 💯%. It is just plain truth.....
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@RobertKiva
Robert Kivanze
2 years
@rigathi Sema kuiba🤣🤣🤣 what about ile shrehe ilikuwa upige after election na hiyo pesa?? Ati wamama wakunywe uji huku wazee wakila nyama choma daily.......🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
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