Rob Cromwell
@RobCromwell
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Joke. Writer. Also joke writer. BBC Writers Room Drama Voices 2023 I write comedy, I write drama. Same words, different order.
London
Joined February 2009
@rossco69 @STU_SJH @ChanniPatel Yes. He falls over when the 6ft tall man runs into him. That's why it's a penalty.
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What a fucking cuck. Anyone remember morality? I have vague memories.
watching @potus more carefully recently has really changed my perspective on him (i wish i had done more of my own thinking and definitely fell in the npc trap). i'm not going to agree with him on everything, but i think he will be incredible for the country in many ways!
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@ProudWhiteMe @justin_hart Please feel free to fuck off over there, we'll be absolutely fine without you.
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@AlwaysKnocking @chicagoBRIZ Wasn't a criticism of you, more of anyone who votes for either Caleb or Jayden. History shows that one season is far too early to judge.
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@AlwaysKnocking @chicagoBRIZ Of course it's too soon to tell, obvious who has had the better season, but that's not necessarily an indicator of being the better player.
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@Snide_Remarks The numbers they put up were near enough identical. You switch up 6 game deciding late plays that went against Caleb and he has a winning record, you switch up 6 game deciding late plays that went for Daniels and he has a losing record. Both players can be the right choice.
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"Which of us is going to be worse at management do you think?"
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Trump should try telling stories that aren't absolute snoozefests. Even if it's true it's the shittest cost of living crisis story I've ever heard. How the fuck did this imbecile convince 75 million people he was in any way competent?
Trump: I tell the story about a woman,an old woman, no money, she went to a grocery store, had 3 apples & she put them down on the counter & she looked and saw the price and she said will you excuse me? & she walked 1 of the apples back to the refrigerator
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WOW…Ivor Baddiel telling us about Piers Morgan telling us about Sir Rod absolutely roasting Gregg Wallace over the way he treated his wife Penny on Master Chef. Calls him a ‘tubby, bald-headed, ill-mannered bully’ 🔥📷🔥
WOW…Piers Morgan telling us about Sir Rod absolutely roasting Gregg Wallace over the way he treated his wife Penny on Master Chef. Calls him a ‘tubby, bald-headed, ill-mannered bully’ 🔥🔥🔥
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@Nigel_Farage What's the phrase you love so much? You lost, get over it? Go fuck yourself you grifter.
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@chris_bucks34 @adamjahns A Packers fan complaining about players being pushed when out of bounds? Did you watch the game? It was your defences go to play.
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Forgive me, but isn't this attempted vehicular homicide? If you get 2 years for throwing soup on the glass that covers a painting then the driver of this tractor should probably get life.
🚨 Tractors have broken down the barricades at the farmers protest in Central London.
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RT @TheNewEuropean: US Election Special Edition cover going to press. Trump wins… the world loses.
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