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no one:
assad: i think armand should get dped by both daniels. as a treat
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i know i wrote the dialogue but seeing it drawn out like this has me like [standing in front of a mirror] Why did you do that?
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armandaniel thighfucking: pretty good
armandaniel thighfucking when armand is specifically fucking old daniel's thighs: [CROWD CHEERING]
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me: i’m not into “dog” stuff
literally iwtv: what if daniel needed armand so bad he begged and whined for it. what if he dry humped armand’s leg for an hour before he was allowed to get off
me: SAY NO MORE
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the response this fic has garnered is kind of crazy i genuinely don’t know what to say. i haven’t been able to respond to every individual comment bc i feel like i’d get very repetitive very quickly but refreshing my inbox and getting a new comment every couple hours is WILD
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the extremely specific armandaniel dynamic that i love writing is daniel being attracted to the things about armand that make him A Man as opposed to A Boy. like. his body hair. his ass. his armpits. his muscles. i can totally see young daniel being a guy who hoards Physique Mags
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posting the last chapter of this fic while i’m at work like
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should i post last chapter of this fic tomorrow night or are you guys not losers and have friday night plans
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hi i hope it isn’t too uncouth of me to advertise but i did write it in mine precisely bc i was of the same opinion. you do have to go through like 13k of story though 😅
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a couple of people mentioned wanting to hear more about the halloween-party-turned-mass-amnesia-event that i brought up in passing in the penultimate chapter of TS&TMWI (lol what an acronym). don’t worry: it was always the plan to write it out separately
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it's .............................. done ..................................
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has anyone written armand doing amateur wisdom tooth extraction on daniel yet. just wondering
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friend: is daniel circumcised or not
me writing detailed analyses based on historical consensus, religion, and location in its replies:
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okokok. things i’m writing:
- finishing this mess we’re in
- armand sexy nurse outfit because i’m insane
- the most reprehensible, bad-vibes, miami neon-soaked breeding kink fic set during 80s DM
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people apparently have strong opinions on whether daniel or armand tops. me personally i have no morals and will never stand on business because if you can convince me of either i will rock with you
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between this and calling someone lover i owe the old fashioned romantics an apology
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me writing: HAHA YES! YESSSSS!
me when someone draws something based on what i wrote:
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should have guessed my friend who’s really into drawing guys in severe distress was gonna be wanting to shock daniel molloy with electricity
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like…jesus christ thank you guys i am NOT used to writing for active fandoms so this has been really hard to wrap my head around
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finding out my fave authors from ao3 follow me here genuinely makes me feel like i just got caught on the toilet with my pants down
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iwtv fandom is getting its ass fucking beaten by gender roles every hour of the day. like i’m not immune to making womb roaming jokes myself but certain tropes i see repeated constantly makes me like Wow this is kind of extremely retrograde
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i respect the “armand is a good cook” fics however he has not needed food to taste good in almost 500 years. his biggest achievement in my fic is making an omelet for daniel that is slightly less burnt than usual.
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@jarmandcore
@oldmanyaois
i’m saying abortion considering armand doesn’t have a single paternal instinct in his body and would be like Girl kill that thing
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first chapter of my ~3 chapter post-s2 DM fic is up. enjoy!
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armand voice We are conceiving this hypothetical baby on this dingy bedspread in the seediest downtown miami motel i can find or else i’m killing us both
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writing this chapter is. well i’m about to reveal some things about myself and everyone better be cool about it
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every few days or so someone accidentally invents the devil’s minion chapter of queen of the damned
Vampire power bottom with a bloodbag service top would go so crazy
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didn’t go to bed, read the fic where daniel goes spelunking around in armand’s organs, what could possibly be better than this
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once again thinking about the fic oomf wrote about armand going limp in the middle of sex w/ daniel and pretending to be a doll. formative media to me
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it’s not
#Real
until you write eddie having an extremely loaded conversation with steve about judas priest/rob halford/leather daddies in a desperate attempt to gauge steve’s temperature
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i wrote this in my fic and daniel being daniel (and frankly all of us if we were in this situation) is like. YOU LET ME PAY YOU RENT FOR HOW LONG EXACTLY?
armand erasing daniel’s memories to save his life when he was slowly killing himself. armand watching daniel throughout the years, seeing him build a family. armand giving daniel a safe place to stay, even if he doesn’t remember, even if he’ll never get to be with him again
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@vampireSTD
i’m so sad i didn’t see this tweet earlier bc i’m legitimately the foreskin scholar. i agree with the guy who said circumcised based on age and nationality and i Also hc him as jewish 😭 i actually think the only abrahamic religion that doesn’t mandate it is christianity
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this is going to be a really crazy thing to say sorry in advance but i laugh when ppl overexaggerate a guy’s boobs bc i’m like you guys don’t understand someone being desperate to do a titfuck but not quite having the assets for it could be hot in its own way
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@milfhuntersanon
*shaking my head* small boobs can be hot too guys. if you believe in yourselves
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like obviously armand is very lean but i’ve seen that man’s tits ok…that is an Adult Man
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Hey not to make it extra crazy but you ever think about this and then armand turning daniel and calling him his first born and saying that he likes how daniel is now well enough. that something good finally did grow from it.
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OH WE ARE UP
lil scene from "the sin and this mess we're in" by ringfinger
#iwtv
#interviewwiththevampire
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i keep going “i need a bisexual male slut to come ruin my life” like those aren’t a dime a dozen on grindr
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“jerking off too good it reminds your body to have its period” sounds insane. And yet
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i already knew how this fic was gonna end but the PERFECT passage just came to me fully formed and i’m like SICKOS YES
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this having a priv qrt. i hope you’re saying yay yippee in there
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ok finding out that max payne is an undercover drug cop makes his outfit make a little more sense lol i just thought he dressed like a dirtbag by choice
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@any_open_eye
for me it’s referring to louis as a woman AT LENGTH and flattening his relationship to lestat and then armand to a two dimensional man/woman relationship with louis being a woman bc he’s the abused party
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ummmmm armand finally getting to be in a situation where he can control the encounter but also needs to learn to take some degree of initiative. daniel voice listen i can fuck you but it’s not going to be particularly athletic
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while we’re on this topic i did read a fic recently where armand pretended to be a doll and it was. well let’s just say i can be convinced of anything if the writing is good enough
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got to thinking about louis/lestat/armand and how the logistics of that would work in smut. frowning really hard because i think armand should get dped but also making louis do any kind of topping feels like a capital crime
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wrong account i gotta fix this. I hope he sucked dick for cocaine
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hey guys…guess what. chapter 4 (of 5, because i had to split the last chapter in two) is up 😁
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versus like the reality of the situation if he and daniel had sex in the current day. what it means to have to actually slow down and negotiate sex that’s less taxing on the other person’s body
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sometimes i think about how armand canonically collared daniel and i turn insane
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i cooked here
@warmIeatherette
except armand ruins it at the end by being like But my body is a cold, dead thing, and nothing good shall ever grow from it, no matter how many times you empty yourself in me. I am barren earth.
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hello everyone. i have written alan wake 2 clonefucking. you can read it here. or don't idk i'm not the boss of you
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the thing about armand and daniel is that no one else knows how to hurt them like they do each other
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btw i am STILL WORKING on the last chapter to this fic and it’s coming along but i’ve been extremely busy these past few days which is why this update is gonna take a minute I REALLY APPRECIATE THE LOVE IT’S GOTTEN SO FAR 😭 i promise i am not abandoning you guys
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feeling extremely crazy about armandaniel considering how much of armand’s sexual behavior when he’s shown to be with louis and lestat seems to be pushing the other person to take him roughly bc that’s what he’s used to
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and alan can’t last more than like ten seconds bc he’s so blueballed and then zane makes him eat it out of him . ok well bye everyone
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siri play spider and the fly by london after midnight at deafening volume
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zane/darling is really not a thinking man’s ship to me but thats ok bc i don’t think it’s supposed to be. this is for everyone who wants to see two hot men get nasty with each other
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i was telling my friend i think it would be interesting if eddie actually was a decent cook. like yeah we usually see him eating canned crap in the show since he’s on the run but like he knows how to make a few dishes and always had food waiting for his uncle who was working
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sometimes the most nasty and fucked up sex you can have is slowly riding your old bf who takes forever to get it up due to ED
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omg porn bots liking my tweets. ladies PLEASE one at a TIME
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hiiii i wrote some armandaniel ... read it or don't i'm not your dad
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learning that bottom growth can make it so your meat won’t fit a rose toy anymore has me like damn should i just pull the trigger on one so i can try it out before i can’t anymore
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alright well it sure did take me five months to write the next chapter to spark but here it is. have this thing
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ilkka villi really got out there in his tight leather pants, shirtless, in eyeliner, showing off his crazy back muscles only for people to say they like concept zane better. Ingrates
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alternatively um i’m not sure how it would ever work but daniel asking armand to fuck him just for novelty’s sake and armand gets surprisingly into it would be .
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getting my question answered on stream is the only thing i ever wanted but having the people at remedy specifically thank me for noticing the kenneth anger influence is going to give me the biggest head ever
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ok going off that thing i said forever ago about how if zane is supposed to be everything alan isn’t then he should be trans i was struck by a vision of zane teasing alan by letting him rut his dick against him but not letting him put it in until he’s begging to
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alan wake does not have a “tiny slutty waist” or whatever dumb variable du jour people are posting today he is a 46 year old man and people on here can’t let go of their obsession with thinness
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can someone please draw alan wake distressed salaryman-style porn. i don’t want to be forced to break out my own ipad man
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thinking about eddie and his uncle wayne :( i can totally see a situation where eddie’s constantly in trouble for skipping class etc but he is genuinely a good nephew to wayne
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i need you guys to get really cool about my rts in a second. ok?
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do you think if zane shows up in control 2 they’re gonna commit to him being barefoot still
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other thing i was talking about w/ rants. i think it's interesting that alan was raised by a single mother and how it's noted that even tho he has a bad temper and poor impulse control he's never been violent to alice and the mental image i have of him is that of a mama's boy
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@angeryrat
i just think it’s nice…after centuries of brain damage related to being Too Old for renaissance social capital due to his time period him meeting a 20 yr old guy who is totally perving out about his mature body would be so fun
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aeryn and i were like. ok alan as a character is someone who actually does want someone else (like alice for instance) to take care of him/guide him but he is also a “straight” man w/ a huge chip on his shoulder about asking for help or actually letting people do stuff for him
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@milfhuntersanon
when i’m in a competition to see who can be the most cringily earnest in a way it loops back around into being hot and my opponent is armand de nolastname:
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who grew up HATING men like to the point where he totally repressed any bisexual tendencies as an adolescent bc he was a complete man-hater and whose crushes on other boys usually manifested as wanting to fight them, more or less
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so glad they swapped him to a regular suit in 2 i think if i had to write him removing four articles of top in my fanfiction it would send me off the deep end
i cant believe he's wearing THREE FUCKING JACKETS
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i do think zane should use alan like a dildo. for my entertainment
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it can’t start it early but it Can send enough oxytocins through your reproductive system that it’s like Ohhhh right
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so then his ideal partner would be someone who would be more dominant but specifically allow him the illusion of being the one to guide or control the encounter. which is how i think alice was w/ him and how zane would be as well
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