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आपकी शुभकामनाओं के लिए बहुत बहुत आभार
#IndiaChahtaHai
: आज का शब्द - जीत
देखिए, 'इंडिया चाहता है'
@awasthis
के साथ LIVE
यहां देखें-
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Upto the age of 28 you are Single
After 28, you are Unmarried!!!!!😂😂
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HONEYMOON: A man's last holiday before he starts working for a new boss 😀
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I just wanna apologize 🙏🙏
to the people I called old at 40,50 when I was 18
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Isko bolte hain kuch bhi..... There are tons of Indian women who work in their pregnancy.
All women are strong.
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Please hug your wife and celebrate father's day..😁💕 Without her you wouldn't have been a father!
#fact
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Sindoor is the sign of a married woman, what is the sign of a married man???? Tension , Depression and frustration..😜
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Never disrespect anyone who has genuine feelings for you. Never.
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If ur wife tells you to stay away from a certain person, don't argue with her, she can see people's intentions from a mile away.
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It's a man's job to respect women, but its a woman's Job to give him something to respect.......!!
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Married life is beautiful.. Trust me on this.. Sirf shuru ke 40-50 saal dikkat hoti hai bas.. 😅
#MarriedCouple
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Dear men , you may have thousands of ways to ask for our WhatsApp, but we've millions of excuses to not add you up.Sincerely, women .
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Friendship on social media looks cool
Until they text you : I am in ur city '😁😁
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My maid is very shy and introvert!!
Jab mere Ghar log aate Hain toh Woh Nahi aati.😂
#introvert
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Our parents did not have romantic proposals or weddings. But their marriages have lasted decades ... for better for worse.
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Horn is the second most misused thing in India
and religion continues to be number one!
#observation
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7 out of 10 women love to go shopping (The other 3 are coming back from shopping🥰😍😜
#shopping
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We need to bring change. Otherwise these shopkeepers will keep giving us eclairs.
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My husband has started to talk to me on whatsapp even when he is sitting in the next room. Sigh!
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Don't get too close to someone, you may start seeing their darker side.
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कागज के बेजान परिंदे भी उड़ते है ,
बस डोर सही हाथ में होनी चाहिए. 😝😝
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When I like someone, they don't like me. 😔
When someone likes me, I don't like them. 😒
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and when we both like each other, someone else does not like it 😜
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Arijit Singh's songs are so romantic that you miss your lover even if you never had a lover.🤣😛
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*ग़रीबी लड़ती रही रातभर, सर्द हवाओं से...!*
*अमीरी बोली, वाह क्या मौसम आया है...!!*
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Instant replies are from heart and delayed replies are from brain.
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Relationship never works when girl likes the guy more, it's always going to fail.
Prove me wrong. 😀
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Dear ladies...
Wanna know if your hubby trusts you? Go on a drive, steering in your hands. If he is not uttering 'Hanuman Chalisa', he trusts you! 😀😛
#TrueStory
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Dear men,
Three Things women Don't like
1: When you take an hour to reply
2: When you reply with one word
3: When you take an hour to reply with one word ;)
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How am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food.!! 😀😀
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When buying gifts for women, the most important thing to remember, is the receipt... so that she can change it... 😊
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This song "Tu pyaar hai kisi aur ka tujhe chahta koi aur hai" was written for 90% Indians.😝
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Driving seekh le jaldi se single log. Fir tumhari bhi gaadi chal padegi. 😂😂
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He : "free time me kya karti ho.."
Me : idiots ko reply..."
He : "abhi kya kar rahi ho..."
Me : "free hu..."
🤣🤣🤣
🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Women with visible cleavage in their DPs get the fastest male followers.
#socialmediastory
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Indian Man Will Have one Wife and four Girlfriends But He Still Loves His MUMMY More. ❤️
#PureLuv
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Trust GOD completely, He will never give you anything, that you can't handle...
Except a Spouse .😛
#morningmood
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A judge is paid to judge people, wonder why some people do it for free... 😝
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A lot of women are in wrong homes because of money and a lot of men are in wrong marriages because of beauty 😁
#observation
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25% men in India start their day with cereals, while 95% of women end their day with serials.
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Some texts have super powers of bringing a wide smile no matter what kind of mood your..❤
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A poor man is the most secular of all. No matter it's Eid-Holi-Diwali-Christmas, he is always looking only next meal for him and his family.
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Welcome to the world where extra boyfriend /girlfriend is called"bestie"😝
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A Psychological fact . When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands look at each other's wives!...😂😂
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Women spend their whole life to find the right man just to tell him everyday that he is wrong. 😜
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For me, twitter isn't about gaining followers. It's about expressing myself with the hope that someone, somewhere will smile because of me.
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Men use the word ''friends'' to start a relationship: "I just want us to be friends."
Women use it to end relationships: "We can still be friends."
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Roses are red, fitness is great, I would've gotten you a chocolate, but you need to lose weight..😛
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WhatsApp groups taught me how to ignore a group of people by being silent and staying among them.
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Behind every successful man is a happy and proud old woman who gave birth to him years ago ❤️
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For a man, a woman can be a mother, a sister or a wife. But for a woman, a man will always be....."Shut up! You don't know anything."...😛🤣
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There are three stages of sadness.
1. Sad.
2. Very sad.
3. Remove WhatsApp DP and status.😝😝
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Mein ek Beti hu,
Mein ek Behen hu,
Mein ek Biwi hu,
Mein ek Ma bhi hu......
Mai Ek dost bhi hu...
Par khabardar jo kisi ne Aunty bola toh. 🤣
Happy Women's Day💐
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Never hurt a samosa or kachori by saying no.
They too have fillings inside. 😜
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Your class depends upon which Singh you listen to after a breakup - Arijit or Jagjit😜
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It's a man's job to respect women, but its a woman's Job to give him something to respect.......!!
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It Doesn't matter how old u grow up, u'll always gt disappointed if ur biscuit falls in the tea!!
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It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes? They eat only grass.
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You cannot make everyone happy! You are not an aloo ka paratha !
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If a man loves a woman's soul, he will end up loving one woman, but if he loves her face, all the women in the world won't satisfy him.
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Maturity is when you understand that,
Zop mahatvachi aahe Prem naahi .😹😻
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How to call Police?
India : 100
USA : 911
UK : 112
Bengal : जय श्री राम
😂😂😂
Mumbai : हनुमान चालीसा,
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कल भी सूरज निकलेगा कल भी पंछी गायेंगे
सब तुझको दिखाई देंगे पर हम ना नज़र आएंगे
प्रस्तुत पंक्तियो मे कवि ने ब्लॉक कर दिया है😛🤣
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Reduce your Mobile bills by 50%.
Stop asking 'Aur Batao'... 😂😂😂
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The person who follows you but never like any of your tweets 😜😅
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When the relationship ends.. It is followed by a competition of 'who can be happier' on social media. 😝
#observation
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Why does Amazon tell me “only 2 left in stock – order soon”? YOU order soon, you’re the store !! 😁
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In USA, every year Edison's birthday is celebrated by power cut of 2 minutes...
In India, due to over-respect we celebrate it daily for a few hours..😜😂
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POISON....... The snake has poison in its teeth, Frog in its skin, Scorpion in its tail, Only human has it in its HEART ......
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Stupid is the woman who gives her love when it's unrequited
Foolish is the man who doesn't take her love when he knows she's worth it.
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I failed my driver's test.The guy asked me,"What do you do at a red light?" I said "I usually respond to texts,check my emails and Twitter "😀
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BIGGEST lie by all women specially me to my husband : Tell me darling , I won't get angry ☺ 😛
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He : Hey...nice DP👌🏼😍
Me : Wow! Thanks...let me add you to my special list...
He : •••• Exited ••••
Me : now Adds him in my block list...😂😂😂
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People have become really naughty on Whatsapp... even married women/men have put their status as
'Available'!😛
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Dear GOD,
Give me a Chance to prove the World that Money Certainly Cannot Buy Happiness..
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Aajkal kiLadiyon ki dress...Yaha se less.. Waha se less.. Kabhi sleeve less toh... kabhi Backless.. aur koi Ladka ghoor ke dekhe toh "@#& KAMINACHARACTERLESS"
#Feminists
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Women are easy to please with praise ....... The difficult part is to convince that you are sincere about it.
#women
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Most dangerous thing in the world 😊
New Car :😁 + 'L' Sign 😀 + Woman Driver ☺ 😛
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