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@ReturnOfTheDeek

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The Notorious D.E.Z.

Albuquerque, NM
Joined February 2022
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🚨 | Jurgen Klopp will NOT be in the running for the Hibs job ❌ { @ScottBurns75 }
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@europacnfleague
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Cameron Devlin made more tackles than any other player during Matchday 1 💪 @JamTarts | #UECL
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I once laughed at a tweet about a dead football fan before posts about my dead mum were dug up and I proceeded to hunt down the address’ of two 17 year olds
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BREAKING: Hibernian Football Club have terminated Andrew Tate’s Hibs TV subscription
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By order of the wheely blinders
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Nohan Kenneh
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@ReturnOfTheDeek
dez
10 months
Hibs January transfer window: Ins: Hazard (free) De Gea (free) Kalvin Phillips (2m) Kent (500k) Turnbull (750k) Abada (500k) Baccus (100k) Out: Marshall (1m) Hanlon (750k) Jeggo (3.5m) Doidge (2m) Stevenson (1m) Harbottle (3m)
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@HibernianFC
Hibernian Football Club
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We can confirm that Dylan Tait has joined Falkirk FC on loan until the end of the season. Best of luck, Dylan!
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Jesse we need harass women and beg for money on TikTok live
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ice spice there at easter road
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Shankland, your days are numbered.
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Nice bio Darren
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“Dad, who was Jair Tavares?”
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@ReturnOfTheDeek
dez
11 months
Last result vs an Ange Postecoglou side: Pep Guardiola: 3-3 draw Lee Johnson: 4-2 win I know who I’d rather manage my team.
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dez
11 months
Not that impressive i done all of the stadiums in the premiership with my uncle when I was 11 🤣people celebrate nothing these days
@GordonWhittake7
Gordon Whittaker
11 months
16 years old. Easter Road ✅ Hampden ✅ Ibrox ✅ Celtic Park ✅ ….
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Jair Tavares I dare you to drop a stinker
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what’s yalls ethnicities ?? i’m trinidadian, italian, n martinican 🙂
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Do you like Jair Tavares?
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@slenderbabes
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These two walk into your elevator What’s your opener?
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@gasipo_opinions ??😭😭😭
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when Hibs are 2-0 down inside 5 mins on Saturday
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A long time ago in a galaxy for far away let’s go hibs
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hibs trying to win in a big game
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fairs
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@guigsey77
ben
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Love that from Rocky top guy and top player💚our best cb
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i’ve been stood here for hours and nothing has even happened 😭😭
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@nocontextfm1 Locatelli to Juventus because he is on loan with an obligation to buy so he joins Juventus every time it can’t be anyone else
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@pmorton1980
PM🇳🇬
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Stevie mallan was better for hibs than joe newell is. I’ll no hear any different.
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Kilmarnock have a player called mayo hahaha. How good is that. Imagine he goes out for dinner with his family or his girlfriend. and the waiter says would you like any mayo with that and he goes I am mayo hahahaha cracks me up every time man
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Given that one roll covers around 0.17 metres, and factoring in the 56,000m (56km) distance between Galshiels and Edinburgh, Darren would have to complete 329,412 rolls to make it to Edinburgh. Let’s break it down further
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Nightmare crossover
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Jair for those 2 weeks
@TheHibsRamble
The Hibs Ramble 🎙
7 months
You hear the phrase ‘Cult Hero’, which Hibs player comes to mind? 🤩 🥬
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Me tonight when shankland makes it 2-1 in the 94th minute
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Luzern? More like Luz-ers haha 3-1 3-1
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dez
10 months
just say it mate
@Cammy68313084
cammy
10 months
I can’t stand saka, dirty smelly stupid English rat
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Don’t shoot the messenger 👀 but hibs looking at bringing Leighton baines out of retirement 👀 monty played with him at stoke in 2003 and the two have been close since 👀 6 month deal on the table player has an option for a further year 👀.
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Ian Gordon negotiating with clubs for a centre back on deadline day
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“Are you ready for your defending lessons?” Sibbick gulped. VVD nodded. Sergio Ramos blinked nervously. Goldson shuddered. Maguire sweats. “Yes, Rocky” they say in unison.
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dez
10 months
Hearts player likes hearts post
@joe_284
joe_284 official 🇱🇻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Tait liking hearts posts on instagram 🤩🇱🇻
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Hanlon dropped again but it’s for rocky
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If I was in a room with Hitler hibs central and Charlie banks and had a gun with two bullets I’d shoot hibs central and Charlie banks
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Me during sex: Pleasure me. Her: What a moment this is… Me: Huh? Her: It’s Liam Henderson to deliver… Me: ... Me and Her: AND DAVID GRAYYYY
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Thoughts and prayers with Oostende fans in this difficult time! 👍🏻
@HibernianFC
Hibernian Football Club
1 year
Ewan Henderson has joined K.V. Oostende on loan for the remainder of the 2023/24 season. Best of luck, Hendo 👍
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@jamesKinniburg3 I need iptv sugardaddy Netflix
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Demetri Mitchell leaving Hibs for Exeter. Wow. His wife just had a kid too. Maybe exeter gently next time so you can focus on your football career👍🏻ahaha kidding mate. That’s what the matrix wants you to believe
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@HibernianFC Out of everyone in the Hibs team who would you feel most comfortable naked with
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@darrenpthomson To dpt: Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain For your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk You'll never walk Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk
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At the Hibernians vs Queen’s Park Rangers match. Some heckler just shouted “I’ll give you 20 bucks if you score, Rocky!” LOL. First of all that dude is a boxer, not a soccer player. Secondly, he won’t hear you. These scotch people are too wacky and funny dude omg
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@HibernianFC @DniproKids Someone should reply with “have they not suffered enough?” that would be really funny🤣🤣
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In hospital just got ran over by dpt. pray for me
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dez
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@JimmyJambo51 My metamask wallet was hacked, I lost my Instagram account, my Facebook account was hacked my meta wallet, crypto wallet was hacked. I lost my ETH and bitcoin. I need IPTV, I need my trust wallet, pay someone to write this essay i need a Sugar Daddy
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@TegoSigel
Tego Sigel
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Hard not to think we're witnessing the birth of a superstar in Mizzy
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Darren Phil can walk and is conning us all for money
@_Jack1875
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Hibs conspiracy theories, Go.
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Good words cool more than cold water 👌
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@A_Campbell0810_ kent you just shut up jambo prick
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@ScotlandNT Joke not starting McTominay especially given his recent form clarke out
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You could do with a walk yourself love #whale
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Wouldn’t fit in a bath with you
@AlexLeTissier
Alex Le Tissier
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A bath with me or a bath with jellyfish?
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Many men, wish death upon me Blood in my eye dawg and I can't see I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be And Hibs das trying to take my life away (c'mon)
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@atkotweets
Mark Atkinson
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That's James Scott's first competitive goal since November 2020 when he netted for Hull City in a 3-1 win over MK Dons
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@PopBase
Pop Base
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Twitter was founded 17 years ago today. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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@Tgarratt10 Don’t lie mate you’re 5”4 and wear a small
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@DayleCass @l4anders226 You’re 31 and use soundcloud you weapon
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dez
10 months
can i bite your tongue like my bad habit
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dez
10 months
LEE JOHNSON is in the list
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
10 months
BREAKING: Epstein documents can be accessed on this page
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Cheers mate me wife and the kids now homeless👍🏻thanks
3-1 caley 4-0 celtic put your house on it idk
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“The police aren’t allowing me to walk” your own legs aren’t allowing you buddy
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No it looks like Elie Youan turning up for a hibs game
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I have heard Laurence Shanklin might join Hibees this summer Do you want Laurence Shanklin at Easter Road Hibees fans?
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@burnett_robbie you’re nearly 30 and post warzone wins on your snapchat story
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@Pu55yman_Dan Dan after seeing the news (Laura) I’ve spent all day crying in the shower with my clothes on what do I do
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Baines
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Hibernian Football Club
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@SkySportsPL No because I’m not a West Ham fan
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Bit weird thought they’d play it in Norway but fair enough
@HibernianFC
Hibernian Football Club
2 years
We are delighted to be hosting Norway vs Scotland, live in the Albion Bar at Easter Road, on Saturday 17 June! 🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Full details and tickets 👇
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Omg shankland
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@cammyyuill1869 @louis1875zz Thanks for taking him
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“She”
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She’s here and she’s perfect. Every cunt n their dog behind this man 💚
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@ReturnOfTheDeek
dez
11 months
Artists I’ve seen live: A B Christopher “Money” Mueller D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
@BenJoyceFoot
Ben
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Artists I’ve seen live: A B Carly Rae Jepsen D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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In conclusion, it’s unlikely Darren will actually be able to roll from Galashiels to Edinburgh
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@darrenpthomson You can’t walk to the toilet
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Care to explain punk
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@hayles_xoxo
Hayley
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@ReturnOfTheDeek That was my pal Alistair, cheers for the shout out!
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@darrenpthomson I’d say having a stroke is harder than getting wheeled around for a couple hours, just my opinion though👍🏻
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@smn___67 She’s fine thanks👌
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dez
10 months
Hibs vs hearts Jair Luke littler lovenkrands jay Beatty Darren phill jair yoaun Goggsy SFA Craig levein
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Worst wednesday ever
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