Note to self, don’t look at Twitter 1st thing in the morning, especially when working it leads to embarrassment when your pants have a bulge from all the sexy people in your feed, good morning all have a great day
So sick of dodgy accounts adding or liking and retweeting, how can so many different people have the exact same account info but different names and photos, I’ve deleted yet another 20 bullshit accounts ect off my page just so over it.
Oh yeah, home into the Aircond so hot and humid here, clothes are scattered from the front door to my chair feet up n naked my absolute favourite way to be
Well up at 5.45 make coffee, check phone, open Twitter boom hard as a rock with all the sexy people doing there thing, looks like I didn’t heed my words from yesterday, now have to take care of things again be nice to share it with someone
Did the public holiday yesterday throw anyone else out, I completely forgot it’s Tuesday so I plodded around the house doing chores then a friendly reminder come through and I’m like omg wtf I’m completely lost now playing catch up
So home for the day so humid had enough, stripped off and walked outside to go for a swim, the old lady next door was hanging her washing and got an eye full again 😂, it’s the only point where she can see in, seems to always be hanging washing 😂, nah no one wants to see that.
So just at Bunnings, and this old guy starts chatting to me, then out of nowhere says how about we got to the garden section and you check out my dick ahh is this the norm, never had that happen before