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What kind of person doesn’t want to feed kids??? What kind of person doesn’t want to create a little food security for one meal in a child’s life if they have the ability to do so???
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Just found this wallet I thought I lost years ago and it had $250 in it! Hell yeah!!
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Y’all ever stand up clapping while watching softball at home alone? Yeah, me either. Weirdo….
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@cactasss
@RaxKingIsDead
Sounds like Bernie hired some real empathetic folks to work his phones
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My brother’s girlfriend made this pillow for my mom out of one of my grandpas old pearl snaps. I love it so much.
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Y’all remember that restaurant Black-Eyed Pea??
Every now and again I get a craving for their broccoli casserole and cornbread.
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If y’all have some time and wouldn’t mind, grandpa could use a few prayers. His oxygen levels are really dropping today. But in true grandpa style he’s still smiling with me and giving me the “ok” hand signal.
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Calm your tits, y’all ….he’s a freshman….it could happen to anyone….make adjustments and move forward.
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@tunesister
@ianfluencer
Hey girl, last I checked Jesus ain’t hiring. You gonna have to save that judgement for your interview if the position opens.
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Was stopped to get a turtle off the road this morning and a lady stopped rolled down her window and asked me “are you a turtle saver too?” Lol I told her yes I was. She said “I’ll block traffic from this side you go save our lil guy!”
Turtle savers unite!!!
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Played golf today…..turns out I’m still not any good, but I had a freaking blast. Lol
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My family received some very unfortunate news last week. Still trying to process how little time we have and just how precious life and time can be at the end.
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Had to take grandpa back to hospital today. Home health nurse keeps saying it’s time for Hospice, but grandpa doesn’t want hospice. He doesn’t want to stay in the hospital either. We are at home and he is resting. Our days are limited.
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If y’all are the praying type my grandpa could use some. He’s been falling down more and now has a compression on T8. Waiting to hear from the surgeon about a chiroplasty for me.
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Sometimes I think I should be allowed to eat excessive amounts of mashed potatoes and not have to wear pants.
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Just a girl and her grandpa watching the Presley’s Jubilee Christmas Edition on RFDTV.
And happy 94th birthday to grandpa!!!
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She forgot her shower beer……
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Hey y’all, I say this with all the love and kindness in my heart. But get your affairs in order before it is too late. And when the time comes for your family member, BE THERE FOR THEM. Advocate for them. Honor their wishes even if they don’t make sense to you.
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Today was the most defeating day I’ve had in a very, very long time. Im gonna give myself 2.3 seconds to whine and then it’s time to suck it up and get ready to kick ass tomorrow!!!!
Suck it, Thursday!!!
PS: don’t tell my momma I spoke like that. Just be cool, y’all.
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I need to get some plastic storage tubs…..but seriously despise going into Walmart. I really would pay someone to go get them for me.
Anyone else have a strong hatred for that place?
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I don’t live in OKC and he makes me wish I did almost weekly. I appreciate his candor, grace, humility and sincerity every single day of the week. OKC, I hope you know how lucky you are.
Hyperbole has unfortunately always been a part of politics. But wholesale adoption of fantasy has no place in public service.
Thank you to the judges, lawyers, election administrators, elected & appointed officials who have stood for our Republic & for truth.
We see you.
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Found a spot with WiFi, booze, good food and Stevie Nicks.
It’s over for you hoes
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Anyone else find it challenging to go to grocery store put up groceries and cook dinner in same night?
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My momma made some sweet cornbread especially for me. Everyone else wants plain cornbread.
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This is so true….
Hardest thing for me to grasp as an adult is you have to keep showing up no matter how you feel. You gotta do this shit sad, do it heartbroken, do it grieving, do it tired. Life doesn’t care, it waits for nobody, you just have to keep going
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My sister coming in clutch with a new pool hat that fits my little kid head!!
(My nephews and I got
I have the best sister!!
I’m about to show these kids how to *really* do a cannonball!!
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You ever go to a restaurant, look at the menu and then think “I don’t really want any of this”?
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Yes! Amen!!!!
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Grandpa’s been sleeping all day, I’m gonna try to smoke him out with biscuits and gravy so I can get him to take his meds. Wish me luck! lol
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My mom could really use some prayers. We had a pretty good scare and don’t have answers yet.
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Might be one of the best eclipse I’ve ever seen….
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Am I the only one who is irrationally pissed about it being blazing hot on Saturday???
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Oh mylanta!! Y’all I just got asked for my ID when ordering my old fashioned!! Bless this sweet bartenders heart!!!
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Got home from urgent care with grandpa. Praying the meds help him and we don’t make a trip to ER in the middle of the night.
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Just reminding everyone of this. Stay safe y’all!
And let me know if y’all are having queso.
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Well y’all know I’m not a catfish cause I don’t tweet anything positive. I only talk about drinking, food, music and sports all while cussing most likely…..oh shit….I’m not a dude I swear.
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I love that he’s a committed Texas fan and loves the sport too. Real classy dude win or lose.
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Thank you all for the prayers today. It was a rough one. Grandpa and I are back at home and he is resting. He was a little dehydrated and his potassium was low. We will be back to our shenanigans in no time!!
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I got ID’d suckers! Y’all can’t tell me nothing now!
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Y’all wanna hear some good news!?! The Mexican restaurant I like to DoorDash from that changed their area and will no longer deliver to my house….well they’ll still deliver to my momma’s house and I can just walk over and grab it from her porch.
Chase your dreams, kids.
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So do we think the weather is done? I need to know if I can take my pants back off or not.
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In Oklahoma, you need a license to fish, but not catfish.
In Ohio, you need a license to FISH, but not to concealed carry a gun.
Think about that.
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Who does OU softball play next??? I’m not talented enough to figure it out on the ESPN app
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One dude asked another dude what they were doing g for their 50th birthday and I had to physically restrain myself from interjecting myself and saying “your mom”.
I swear I’ll try to be a grown up at some point….
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The dude who kicked her bag…..I hope he gets diarrhea in the car.
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Unbelievably frustrated & hurt by someone’s abrasive comments in a delicate situation & I keep replaying the zingers I’m going to give them when I see them next
But I know I won’t do it cause I’ll take the high road. When they go low, kick them in their teeth, I mean go high.
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Pulling a load of jeans out of the dryer….found $200 in the dryer…..I have no idea when I got cash or where it came from….. but I’m gonna buy myself something nice with it.
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Who doesn’t love this guy???
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My poor grandpa…::he stayed up all day yesterday to watch football with me. He’s plum tuckered out today lol
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Today’s lesson: when y’all drive by a pasture and see this, you stop to make sure the cow didn’t get themselves hung up in the fence. If they did. You start knocking on doors til you find out who owns the pasture.
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First day back in the office and my coworkers have a bottle of bourbon and limoncello on my desk for me.
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I saw these as “fancy” when I was little.
Who else’s mother had these exact same casserole dishes?
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@theshakirad
@alexiamizell_
@rahsh33m
She said “mom, you know exactly why this pizza box is here. If you ain’t gonna clean it up, ima take my pizza and go.” And so, she left and laughed the whole way.
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Do we think Stogner will come back?? This is my Christmas wish.
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Any other ladies having serious regret for not signing up for the football camp?
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Yall my momma is so cute….she look like a little kid on their first day of a new school walking around this airport.
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Not me changing into my OU shirt while waiting for my target pickup order as the employee is standing at my window…..
Why do I always embarrass myself with the target pickup employees lol
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Mike Leach
Without mentioning Jack Sparrow, name a popular Pirate:
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For the sake of being fully transparent, I absolutely missed my exit this afternoon while daydreaming about my hotel robe.
I am who I am.
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I love these butter cookies
Anyone else a fan of these? I could probably eat this entire container in one sitting.
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I was sick this weekend. My mom brought me soup earlier today and I told her I thought I was better. She looked at me and said “I’m not sure you are”. Only your momma can humble you that quick lol
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I apologize to the party outside of my hotel room for taking my pants off not realizing the blinds weren’t closed. Thankfully for all involved, my room was freezing cold, which I know made my ass look smaller cause (as I’ve been told) cold air has this effect on body parts.
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I don’t see the problem……
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Allergy season you can go right to H-E-DOUBLEHOCKEYSTICKS!! Do not pass go and do not collect $200 cause I already spent that at the pharmacy.
-signed a very, very congested Oklahoman
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My favorite time of day is feeding grandpa. My heart just explodes spending this time with him. Yesterday I caught him smiling at me while I was working on getting him the best spoonful. I didn’t realize I was concentrating so hard on the task. Lol
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Do you ever pull into a parking space at the precise moment the space next to you is backing out and suddenly get a little car sick because you are moving forward and see them moving backward? Cause man I do
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When “Little Red Corvette” comes on and you do not sing your heart out in the car……
Are you even living????
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It’s barely after 7 and I feel like it’s 2 am. Praying grandpa and I have a smoother night tonight.
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I say we all leave work and meet for some Queso and fellowship.
FYI: my fellowship is mostly in the form of an old fashioned.
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I’m a grown ass woman and I need shorts under my dresses too. If a cartwheel challenge or wheelbarrow race breaks out, I ain’t backing down, y’all.
Gotta stay ready!
Call me old school but shorts under a dress or skirt on a child is a must!
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Can we also investigate how a Pott County employee can afford a Bentley? I’ve got some questions…and possibly a resume.
🚨Pottawatomie County Fugitive Task Force Commander David DeWitt was arrested for allegedly beating up a Christie's Toy Box employee in south OKC. A call log shows Norman PD stopped him in a black Bentley & arrested him Mon. night.
@thehunterelyse
reports
@kfor
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I’m sorry, I know y’all gotta be tired of grandpa stories by now. However, we had to make a trip to the ER today. We could really use some prayers right now. We are back home and is resting but we had us a scare.
Also, there was a black cat hanging out at the ER….one guy saw it
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Listen, some of yall don’t understand ranch life……and you should mind ya business. This ranch did all the things. These circumstances happen. Is it unfortunate? Yes, yes it is, but they did nothing wrong with the care for
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Sore and tired. She is resting this morning. Yesterday was a tough day. They are pairing up so that is encouraging
Sorry for the calamity of critics who react on here. They are wrong but loud.
She had full care w a large crew and hours of vet attendance all day.
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This puppy just melts my heart so much!!
I do not need a puppy, I do not need a puppy!!
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Y’all it pays to be polite and a good tipper. Went to the nail place and when I walked in they were turning people away cause they had overbooked. But the receptionist said to me “hold on, we will get you in”. And you know what, they sure they did. I really needed it too.
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Guess who didn’t go to grocery store and didn’t get gas yet…….It’s fine, we’re fine.
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It smells different outside. Y’all notice it? Like fall might really happen
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How many of y’all are old enough to remember when hotels kept an extra blanket in the drawers or armoire???
How many of y’all are young enough that you need a weighted blanket to sleep??? And have no idea what an armoire is?
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I’m so freaking hungry. I need some chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes pronto
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My sister asked my nephew “If you could only listen to one band for the rest of time, who would it be?” Without hesitation he responded “Flatland Cavalry”
I’m so proud of him!!
@FlatlandCavalry
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