Gator Country got the most glowing review in the New York Times Book Review, written by Lydia Millet! Even the review itself is a work of art. My jaw is on the floor. I feel so honored.
Good: Buying books.
Better: Reading the books you have before you buy more.
Best: Continuing to buy books until your stacks are so high they make an impenetrable fortress to protect you from the outside world.
I have a new story out with
@NatGeo
! To figure out why working from home is driving many of us to distraction, I dig into the neuroscience of attention, organization, and how a messy desk doesn't necessarily equal a messy mind.
Getting rejected hurts, sure. But did you die?
No. You're alive. You survived all the rejections you've gotten so far.
Keep writing. Keep creating. Keep putting yourself out there.
Don't let past noes stand in the way of future yeses.
Some of you might be wondering why I’m gadding about in the Everglades doing book research all of a sudden.
Well...that’s because I sold it last week for *a lot* of money. Drop-everything-and-just-write kind of money. So I am.
Y’ALL, I SOLD MY FIRST BOOK!!!
I know everyone says that you're supposed to read the books you have before you buy more, but we don't need that kind of negativity in our lives right now.
Here’s an easy, free way to help authors that only takes a minute: Put in purchase requests for their books at the library. This 1) Gets your library to buy their book, AND 2) now other people near you can discover the title and the author. Even one book can have a ripple effect.
I wasn’t on social media all this week, and I used that time to write some fiction to clear my head to work on my book (nonfiction). I ended up writing 30,000 words! This week! 😳
This is silly, but with the new year around the corner, I’ve been feeling sad about getting older. I’m turning 30 in April. My 20s have felt like a lonely slog.
I need you to tell me it gets better.
What big things did you accomplish after 30?
False: The pandemic is showing you who your real friends are.
True: Real friendships aren't built on keeping score.
Here's the science of cutting the people you love some damn slack, in my latest for Forge:
Support writers you love for zero dollars and zero cents:
- Don’t just like. Comment on and retweet their work.
- Send them calls for pitches or opportunities that fit them. There’s enough sun for everybody.
- Request their book at the local library.
Want to read more books by women in 2020? Join Doorstopper, a book club devoted to reading long books by women.
Our first book is Middlemarch by George Eliot.
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@wudanyan
I read this and then IMMEDIATELY followed up on stories I haven’t been paid for. Enough is enough. Bless you, Saint Wudan, Patron Saint of Bitch Better Have My Money — from all of us freelancers.
The Hunger Games except instead of teenagers, it’s billionaires, and instead of murdering each other, they have to solve climate change before the teenagers actually come for them
Last week, I ran off on an road trip with someone I thought I was falling in love with. I saw the Grand Canyon for the first time. Then things started to implode. Now I have an epic story about how the chance I took on love unraveled as I sped in a Mustang down Route 66.
Editors, if you need a journalist to write about the Villages, assign a story to me, a Floridian nearby who actually knows the history of the place. I can even write my way out of a wet paper bag. I’m everything you’ve ever wished for.
Are you having strange dreams? If you are, you’re not alone. Neuroscientists around the world are discovering that dreamers closer to disease epicenters are experiencing more nightmares.
For
@NatGeo
, I wrote about the neuroscience of pandemic dreams:
@standardtuber
I would have been Wilder Penfield Benjamin Renner, which is a lot. I would have been six and a half feet tall and absolutely insufferable.
I have been in the Everglades all day doing research for my book, and I cannot even begin to process how strange it has already been. This story is going to make the Orchid Thief look really tame.
Since you all liked my new profile pic, I went looking for other good pictures of me. Those don’t happen often, because I’m dorky and don’t photograph well. But I did stumble on this miracle my friend worked last year. What do you think? Should this be my new author photo?
Do you know where the gold in your iPhone comes from? Turns out, answering that question isn't easy.
For
@ozm
, I did a deep dive on tech industry gold mining, where scary environmental and humanitarian violations often go unseen.
Let's take a little trip down memory lane. What was the first novel or story you ever wrote? Tell me the good, the bad, and especially the embarrassing.
Mine? A novel about pirates with superpowers, penned when I was 15. (It was wonderfully bad.)
NASA quarantined Apollo astronauts to protect Earth from possible extraterrestrial germs. With missions to Mars on the horizon, they're trying to figure out how to protect the planet from microbes those missions might bring back. In my latest for
@NatGeo
:
Today, I overheard a conversation between a tech bro and a younger female writer.
Tech bro: You’re charging too much.
Writer: I seem to be doing just fine. My prices are based on my skill, not your budget.
Me, in the background: 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Someone ended a friendship with me because I support new writers.
When I started writing, so many established writers wouldn't give me the time of day. I vowed I would never be like that.
Losing this person means I'm keeping that promise. So it's more of a win, I think.
This week, I was diagnosed with asthma after telling doctors for years that I couldn't breathe & felt like I was dying.
The doctor who diagnosed me asked me why I wasn't being treated already. When I struggled to answer she said, "Oh, because no one was listening to you."
This mentality is toxic. No one says this to people in any other profession. Lawyers are allowed to think they’re great lawyers. Teachers can say they’re great teachers. Writers can take pride in their work, too. Stop devaluing writing.
I had a pitch accepted on spec for A Very Big Publication today. I wrote the story and turned it in already. Six hours from "yes" to done! I will probably have some very big news soon!
And for those of you who know, don't snitch! 🤫
I put a little makeup on just to feel pretty even though I’m alone in my house drinking wine and reading a magazine. Merry Christmas anyway, friends, wherever you are. 💕
I’ve lost more than 600 followers since tweeting in support of Black lives, trans rights, and Pride. You know what I have to say to them? Thanks. Sometimes the trash takes itself out.
Being apolitical is a privilege reserved for people whose existence hasn’t been politicized.
You know what's a nice way to end the week? Getting an email about an unexpected royalty payment for an essay I wrote two years ago. The royalty check is going to be MORE THAN TRIPLE what they first paid me for the essay. Hot damn.
In honor of my book sale announcement, I’m tempted to share screenshots of my MFA rejections. I thought my writing career was over years ago when I didn’t get in. Good thing I’m too stubborn to give up.
I will not edit while I write.
I will not edit while I write.
I will not edit while I write.
I will not edit while I write.
I will not edit while I write.
I will not edit while I write.
I will not edit while I write.
Gotta get the draft down before you fuss with the sentences!
We don't talk enough about how important kindness is in publishing. The caricature of rockstar writers is they're difficult and selfish. That doesn't work in reality. The people I see going places treat editors and fellow writers with empathy and respect. More of that, please.
It has come to my attention that there are people who don’t like promoting their writing because, to them, it feels like bragging.
Can we bury that puritanical nonsense once and for all? Loving your writing is not a sin. Enjoy your work. Shout it from the rooftops!
Next year, I want to read a long classic book by a woman each month. They have to be at least 500 pages, I can’t have read them before, and I can’t repeat authors on the list.
So I’m looking for a few more obscure books. What are your favorite lesser-known classics by women?
My neighbor asked me how I was holding up not going to work, and I had to explain that I’m a writer and I don’t really go anywhere anyway. He frowned, took his very small dog, and left. I have now disappointed someone else’s parent instead of just my own.
I’m in the running for a staff culture writer position at a big publication! It’s union with benefits, meaning it’s the holy grail of writing jobs.
Like/retweet to vote me in.
(I know this isn’t the way it works, but maybe the universe will take a cue from my imagination.)
A year ago today, I sold my first story to National Geographic!
Writing for Nat Geo was one of my seemingly impossible dreams.
You know how many responses I got from Nat Geo editors before that? Zero.
Now I've written 20 stories for them. These are a few of my favorites:
I’m just going to block writers who follow me and immediately unfollow after I follow back, like Carolina de Robertis just did. That’s not a good way to make anyone want to read your book.
While looking at houses, I found a Victorian mansion on the edge of the swamp. Turns out it was built by one of my ancestors. Living here would be very on-brand. I'm tempted.
I finally started revising my novel again. I’m telling myself I have to finish it before I go to NYC in May.
Writing this book has been a long, emotional road. I can use all the encouragement I can get,
#WritingCommunity
.
On my way to see a man about some manatees, I drove past state troopers questioning a naked man on the side of the highway. Then I got coffee at a gas station full of fireworks displays and alligator skulls.
What else do I need to win Florida bingo?
When my dad was dying of cancer, I sold my first surfboard to help pay for his treatment. Now that I can finally afford a new board, I'm spending father's day out on the water. My dad always believed in my writing. I know he would be proud of me for making it this far.
What's the best writing advice you've ever gotten?
For me, it's been:
- Don't edit while you write.
- Save backups of everything.
- First drafts always suck, so enjoy & revel in the ridiculous terribleness.
What about you? Share the best writing advice you've ever heard.
I haven’t written a short story in more than a year, but I started one today. 519 words so far! I’m trying to finish the first draft today. Wish me luck!
Academic job postings are like:
Requirements:
- PhD in related field
- at least one bestselling book
- 10,000 years teaching experience
- must be able to lift 200 lbs while licking your elbow
Compensation:
- a generous honorarium of these three buttons and a fine piece of lint
I sold my first print story for 2021 today!
I’ve been so down that it took several hours for this to register. Nonetheless, it’s a cause for celebration 🍾
A bunch of people unfollowed me this morning.
Them: I didn't follow an environmental journalist to be bombarded with tweets about CLIMATE CHANGE. How DARE she?! *flounce*
My short story was long-listed for but didn’t win a big contest. It’s bittersweet, because I didn’t win top prize, but I’ll be getting a couple hundred bucks and the knowledge that the story doesn’t completely suck. 🤷🏼♀️
The writing process:
Step 1: Have an idea.
Step 2: Try to put it on paper.
Step 3: Failure spiral.
Step 4: Wallow.
Step 5: Make progress.
Step 6: Turn off your computer.
Step 7: Burn your house down and flee naked into the forest to run with the wolves, nameless and free.
Things you don't need to be a writer:
a degree
fancy conferences
prestigious fellowships
writing retreats
famous friends
permission
Things you DO need:
passion
stubbornness
bravery
perseverance
curiosity
and at least a dash of hope
You're allowed to read slowly.
You're allowed to read quickly.
You're allowed to take breaks from reading.
You're allowed to not finish books.
Read what you love. Read smut. Read thick tomes. Read tiny chapbooks. Read pamphlets. Read instagram poetry.
Read and let read!
Don’t be so dramatic about your rejections. They aren’t personal defeats. They aren’t even personal. They’re the wood shavings left on the floor of your workshop as you craft something great. Just sweep them up later.
You never know who's reading your stories. I wrote a story for Nat Geo on mental health care deserts, and the health department of a big state reached out to me for help solving theirs. I might be able to make a difference.
Everyone is eagerly pitching agents today, so now feels like a good time for a gentle reminder that the road to success is littered with tons of rejections. More than 100 agents rejected me before I found mine, and now I have a lot of great news coming up. Keep trying.
I'm reducing the list of people I'm following, because tracking unfollowers is becoming too time-consuming. I'm trying to remove just people who never interact with me. So if I unfollow you on accident, please just tell me, and I'll fix it.
You’ve heard of empathy fatigue. Now I’d like to coin the term empath fatigue.
Empath fatigue: n. being utterly sick of dealing with people who call themselves empaths
Almost 5.3 million people in Florida voted for Biden. That's the second-highest number of blue votes in the nation. The problem isn't us. It's the electoral college.