Jemma, Estrogen Daemon 🏳️⚧️💅
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Warhammerer. Makeup enjoyer. Creator of Realm of Plastic. Purveyor of tasteful thirst traps. She/her. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Wales, UK
Joined October 2020
And here's a group shot of all 10. This is by far the most effort I've put into a painting a full unit in YEARS. AND I ACTUALLY FINISHED THEM! That's so rare. 😂. @warhammer. #paintingwarhammer #paintingminiatures #warhammer #ageofsigmar #warhammercommunity
Closer look at the drummer. I'm especially pleased with the texture of the drum skin on this one. @warhammer. #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #miniaturemonday #seraphon #ageofsigmar
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Same energy.
@Dante45p Beige is commonly seen as a death colour in recycling facilities for 80s desktop PCs and peripherals.
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I just read an article about Sir Ian McKellen's Magneto that misspelled the character's name as 'Magento', and now this is all I can think about.
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Watching hundreds of grown men pitch a fit about female Custodes is literally the most pathetic thing I have ever witnessed. These people need help.
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I'll never understand the warped psychology that causes incels who's only engagement with Warhammer consists of passively consuming free lore online to think that *they* are the "true fans" while those who support the IP by painting minis and playing the games are "tourists". 🤨.
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Oh yeah, I also completely forgot to mention that I'm a published Black Library author! 😂
@VargasGray I've been painting and playing Warhammer for 30 years. I created and run the internet's biggest and most popular 40K character name generator website. Try again. 😘
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I was doing wacky stuff with Flesh-eater Courts before it was cool. Just sayin'. 😏. I should really bust these guys out again for some Warcry. The last time they saw any action was AoS Skirmish. Remember AoS Skirmish??. #warhammer #ageofsigmar #flesheatercourts
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People on Facebook complaining about these. "They're too detailed". "They're too AoS". "Just not doing it for me". 😢🎻. Guys, if these don't do it for you then you're not actually into Bretonnia OR Warhammer. You're just into nostalgia. And nothing new can ever scratch that itch
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I genuinely give zero shits whether GW decides to make female space marines. That said, this has now become the sole meaningful litmus test of whether they're willing to live up to their fine words and do the 1 thing that will ACTUALLY make all the toxic chuds give up and leave.
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OMG, my Warhammer buddies threw me a "1st birthday party' to celebrate my birthday and coming out as trans and I'm having an emotional meltdown! 😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰.
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@VargasGray I've been painting and playing Warhammer for 30 years. I created and run the internet's biggest and most popular 40K character name generator website. Try again. 😘
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Scale creep is all part of a carefully orchestrated, decades-long conspiracy to rerelease the 54mm scale game Inquisitor in the year 2053 under the name 'Warhammer 40,000: 20th edition'. A 2000 point army will consist of 1 snap-fit miniature that comes in 73 parts.
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A couple of weeks ago I was feeling burned out and ready to scale back my involvement with Warhammer to the occasional game of Warcry. After yesterday's spectacle, all the support, kind words and new followers (hi!), I'm feeling more energised than ever. I'm back in the game. ♥️.
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I notice that a couple of people who commented with praise for the minis in my pinned post from last year have recently deleted those comments. I wonder what could have changed since then that would cause them to not want to be associated with me? 🤔 🏳️⚧️.
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No turning back now! I can assemble all this in two evenings, right? Right?? 🤪
I, the slowest painter on Earth, will (this very weekend) attempt the astounding feat of painting a little under 1,000 points of Aeldari in 48 hours. I have a plan. It's past time I had a 40K army. This is happening.
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Nothing says "dark" like a whole bunch of beige dudes. They totally vibe with my sinister beige throw cushions and my edgy beige cardigan.
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I've never seen a more powerfully depressing symbol of the forced obsolescence intrinsic to Games Workshop's game development ethos. Two beautiful books representing thousands of collective man hours on the part of passionate creatives, rotting unloved in a bin. Well done GW.
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For those who don't know, I've made quite a lot of character and army name generators for lots of Games Workshop games and factions. You might like 'em!. Realm of Plastic: #warhammer #WarhammerCommunity
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@trufftella83 No profile pic, blue check, 10 followers and no pictures of miniatures whatsoever. Opinion even more irrelevant. .
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I'm Jamie from Wales and this is my art.
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I, the slowest painter on Earth, will (this very weekend) attempt the astounding feat of painting a little under 1,000 points of Aeldari in 48 hours. I have a plan. It's past time I had a 40K army. This is happening.
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Urgh. Should I just give up Warhammer? I just can't be arsed any more. I'm sitting here absolutely surrounded by the untouched detritus of a 30 year hobby that just doesn't speak to me any more. There's so much more to life. I think I might be done.
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Really pleased with how the stone effect came out on this saurus' standard. It's a slightly tweaked version of my realistic stone tutorial, which you can find here if you're interested: #PaintingWarhammer #seraphon #paintingminiatures #ageofsigmar
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Last WIP of my Slann. Hopefully not too many more sessions until he's finished.
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I hope this is a huge success for those that are into it, but for me the appeal of 'Epic' is seeing the stuff you know and love from 40K in ultra-tiny form. I might have gone all-in on an ork or even 40K space marine army at this scale, but this Horus Heresy stuff ain't for me.
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I've been painting and playing Warhammer for 30 years. I created and run the internet's biggest and most popular 40K character name generator website. Try again. 😘.
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I'm a notoriously slooow painter, but old Octren is getting there. Hopefully just one more sesh with this guy because I'd like to move on!
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I've seen a few people wailing that because GW are now doing their own batreps and lore videos they're going to try and shut down other creators. Like how all the tutorial makers disappeared when GW started making painting videos 5 years ago? What planet are you on guys? 🙄.
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Oof. That took longer to assemble than I'd hoped. Still, going from no 40K army to a 1000 point 40K army in 48 hours is something!. Am I going to finish painting this lot before Monday? Probably not, but I'm excited to make a good start at least!
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@CerberusXt "Showing how much they despise their long time customers.". These ppl have no clue. Half the ppl in the hobby have always been LGBTQ+, we just got more visible. WE ARE the long time customers. Those old 90s pics of boys thronging the gaming tables? They're all trans women now.
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Please show me your best miniatures painted with Contrast paints! Interested to see what people have been able to achieve. Especially interested to see Contrast over zenithal. (Pic for attention. It's mine, and it has *some* Contrast on it, but it's mostly unrelated.)
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@HashionDiscord Specifically they like the idea of a facist, racially pure, male power fantasy. Which is the worst possible reading of what Warhammer 40K is, but sadly not one that GWs marketing of their power-arnoured "heroes" does much to dispell.
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I'm at a loss here #warhammer peeps. I have 100 unfinished projects (most of which I'm now selling). My brain tells me I want every new thing GW makes, but I just cannot motivate myself to paint, ever. I've barely managed to paint anything to completion in years. What do I do? 😭.
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Today I'm off to play 40K - a game I've played exactly twice - using an army that's not mine, that I've never used before, and that I won't even have seen the rules for until about 5 mins before I start playing. I'll also be necking pinot grigio. Should be good times. ♥️.
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I love painting this space frog wizard so much! 🥰
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Huh. They made a gryph-hound that looks like an actual hound instead of a lion. I like it. Opens the door to all kinds of possibilities. Gryph-poodle? Gryph-rottweiler? Gryph-shihtzu?
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I'm getting closer to finishing off my first batch of Cursed City models, but in the meantime here's a random pic from the archives that I haven't shared before - my Purple Sun of Shyish!. @WarComTeam #WarhammerCommunity #warmongers #warhammer
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A calm, coherent, interesting, insightful and well-informed article to start your day off right:.
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And if you're sitting there thinking "I'm not a mysogynist, I have legitimate lore reasons to object to fema-" let me stop you right there. No-one cares. You're still pathetic. Get a life.
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The number of people who can't seem to comprehend the very simple premise that this preview *does not include any 40K* makes me despair for humanity. "What do you hope to see in the not-40K preview?" 😃. "Tyranids." 😐. 🤦.
Join us tomorrow for the next Warhammer Preview Online! What do your predict will be revealed? #WarhammerCommunity
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MODELERS, you can use ONE work to convince people to follow you. Which are you using?. If this cute li'l bearded tumor guy doesn't sell my skills to you, I don't know what will. 🤷♀️
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Seriously though, what's with all the baboons? 🤨
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@FaithAndAnger Tell me you've only read one of my tweets without telling me you've only read one of my tweets. If you knew literally anything about me you'd know how hilariously off-base and stupid you just made yourself look.
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I thought the old Ork Boyz sculpts were holding up well, until I saw one next to a Beast Snagga. 😬
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Hey everyone. You may have noticed that is down. My payment method expired, but Squarespace want me to renew at a way higher rate and I can't justify the cost. Sorry, but RoP is done. Thanks to everyone who used & supported the site over the years. 😢♥️.
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Competition level conversion skills.
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@trufftella83 I truly hope you're not an adult. If you are this is truly sad to witness. Entertaining, but sad.
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Look at this sweet li'l skinky boi! 😍
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What are your guesses for the two factions that will grace the AoS 3rd edition starter box?. I'm going with Order of Azyr and Soulblight Gravelords! 🦇
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Someone needs to paint up the new Skaven range in this colour scheme! Wild! 😍
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Closer look at the drummer. I'm especially pleased with the texture of the drum skin on this one. @warhammer. #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #miniaturemonday #seraphon #ageofsigmar
I finally finished painting and basing my 10 Saurus Warriors! Here's the command group. More to come later! 😀. @warhammer. #warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #paintingminiatures #ageofsigmar #seraphon #miniaturemonday
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Here's where I'm at with the assembly. This is around 8 hours' work, so there's no way I'll finish building all the rest tonight. Some of the assembly will have to happen on Saturday morning but then it's Contrast Contrast Contrast all the way through to Sunday night.
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Finally took some kinda okay pics of my Goliaths! Really satisfying to finish these after such a long time. Also I totally forgot until just now that the guy wielding the chain axe above his head was a conversion, so I guess I must jave done a good job! 😂. #paintingwarhammer
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Let’s do something fun for #followfriday, post a pic of yourself, and some of your favourite minis . (Going with my fave conversions - already posted my fave paintjobs recently). #warhammer #WarhammerCommunity
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Is Games Workshop shortsighted enough to not make the Spearhead cards and board available separately, making this 'entry level' game mode practical to play only if you invested a small fortune in the massive launch box?. Yes. Yes they are. (See also: Warcry mission cards)
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I thought I was pretty set on collecting Soulblight for 3rd edition, but I'm having a wobble.
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They're just going to hang around stinking up the place with their hate and idiocy until their pathetic cause is rendered irrelevant. Fully supported female space marines models are the only thing that will do that. Because then the grifters can't whip up fear about it any more.
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This is in fact a Stop Collecting! box, because once you've bought it you immediately own every FEC kit. Congratulations, you collected them all. You're done. 😁
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How would you dress if money were no consideration?
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Really enjoyed assembling the super mutant box for Fallout: WW. Quick & simple to build, and a nice palette cleanser before I finish painting my slann. Also here's a pic of me showing off today's look - unrelated except that Fallout & lookin' hot are both things I enjoy. 🤷🏼♀️😘
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Or you can be into both. You'll never be bored, but you *will* be in a perpetual state of financial ruin.
We have this but we call it Warhammer.
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Well goodness me, I've certainly blocked a lot of idiots today. I feel cleansed. Now then, enough silly business - I'm going to go paint a Slann Starmaster. 🐸♥️.
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Don't get me wrong, I'm looking forward to the new edition. It looks like a genuine improvement. But wouldn't it be amazing if new editions arrived sparingly, and only when the creative people behind the games genuinely believed there were improvements to be made?.
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I'll be playing Spearhead to kick off the new edition. How about you?
There's an exciting game mode for #NewAoS – learn about Spearhead, the fast-paced way to battle in the Mortal Realms. #WarhammerCommunity #NewAoS
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This is what a space marine looks like. All marching in glorious monopose lockstep!
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I’m so enthused by the new Path to Glory campaign rules in AoS 3 that I've made a name generator to help you name your strongholds!. Great fun, and more factions being added very soon. 🙂. LINK: #newaos @WarComTeam @_devianttactics @WHTVPEACHY
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So, some friends and I are each going to paint up Spearhead/Vanguard boxes for #NewAoS and I'm doing Seraphon. BUT I don't like the carnosaur's face - too much monster, not enough dinosaur. I know I'm not alone, so if anyone has come up with cool solutions I'd love to see them.
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I'm buying all of this stuff to kick my hobby mojo back into gear, and all of my unfinished projects can temporarily go to hell.
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Meh. An extra £1.50 on a £30 kit really isn't cause for drama. But of course there WILL be drama because people just can't help themselves. 🙄🙄🙄.
From the 10th of June 2024 we’ll be changing some prices. Visit the Warhammer Community site now for details. #WarhammerCommunity
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@Garfytwit That so many people readily buy into the dishonest conceit that a 3 year edition cycle is a completely rational and necessary way to incrementally improve upon the game.
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I'm not a skaven girl but this is indeed a fantastic piece of art. Possibly one of my favourite AoS pieces ever. Harks back to the tone of Warhammer Fantasy don't you think?.
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@TheSeaKelpy Ah yes, the galaxy-brain argument that not giving money to a business that makes things you enjoy is the best way to safeguard the long-term health and continued existence of those things (and also makes you superior somehow). Hello old friend.
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Clearly Cursed City was intended to have more longevity than a single day of pre-orders. Something has happened behind the scenes to disrupt this plan and it's an ongoing situation that GW can't talk about yet, probably because the chips haven't finished falling. 1/3.
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Finally finished my first Goliath after a multi-year break. I created a tutorial using these exact bases in *checks watch*. 2020! 😬. Here's the tut if you like it: #PaintingWarhammer #necromunda #WarhammerCommunity #warhammer40000
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Getting my basing strategy sorted out ready for Cursed City! Really pleased with the results. If you fancy giving it a go yourself, I've got a tutorial here: #WarhammerCommunity
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I'm gonna have to start unfollowing people who habitually repost comments from bigots and transphobes, for the sake of my mental health. Sorry. Please don't take it personally. It's not you, it's me. 💔.
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"Stop crying it's just a movie". The movie:
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@Dante45p Beige is commonly seen as a death colour in recycling facilities for 80s desktop PCs and peripherals.
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I remember when a unit of 10 tactical marines cost £10.
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Thinking about that time a Warhammer content creator encouraged her followers to dogpile me for supposedly "mansplaining" in a reply to her tweet, gleefully roasting me for controversy and clicks. It was so hurtful and confusing. And then it turns out I'm not even a man. 🤷🏼♀️
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Very tempted by the opportunity to get that Warhammer Quest paladin at a fairly reasonable price. I really liked it as a kid and I've toyed with grabbing it on eBay many times. Must resist! 😬
Prepare for a nostalgia fest! See what classic kits are returning to Warhammer: The Old World next week on a Made to Order basis. #WarhammerCommunity
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Woohoo, I finished prepping my unit of oldschool high elf archers! 🎉. The house absolutely stinks of Dettol from stripping the command minis. Totally worth it. Tomorrow - priming! 😃. #warhammer #theoldworld
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The ppl I'm referring to here are those who spout transphobic and misogynistic slurs whilst calling lifelong hobbyists "tourists". If you're not this sort of person then I'm not referring to you, but if you still feel offended you might want to consider the company you're in.
I'll never understand the warped psychology that causes incels who's only engagement with Warhammer consists of passively consuming free lore online to think that *they* are the "true fans" while those who support the IP by painting minis and playing the games are "tourists". 🤨.
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Continued existence of Irondrakes confirmed. Well, that's one unit from my Cities army I know is safe! Fingers crossed for the others! 🤞
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@CerberusXt So by this logic, the existence of male space marines and custodes makes the men in all the other factions "worth nothing". Am I understanding this big brain argument correctly?.
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I finally finished painting and basing my 10 Saurus Warriors! Here's the command group. More to come later! 😀. @warhammer. #warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #paintingminiatures #ageofsigmar #seraphon #miniaturemonday
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Unpopular opinion:. At £89, within the context of the rest of the range, this set is actually great value. You have 3 heroes that would each cost £22.50 if sold separately. The 3 Eradictors and 3 Veterans would each cost £31.50. That's £130.50 - £89 is a HUGE saving.
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Just as you should buy stocks low and sell high for max profit, the *very best* time to get into a Warhammer faction is when they've been ignored and run into the ground for the last 15 years, 'cos you'll be in for a wild ride of updates and new models any year now! Exciting! 😃
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Base colours are down. Already getting nostalgic Oldhammer vibes from the insanely bright primary colours. 🥰. Now for shading and highlighting. I'm debating whether to try and make a half-assed Nuln Oil by mixing the black paint with water but I dunno. 😬🤷🏼♀️
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The fact that every 3 years we all prostrate ourselves before GW's financial planners and collectively pretend that 100s of 1000s of £'s-worth of books and creative material is fit only for the bin is quite stomach-churning honestly.
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I would like to play an actual, physical game of Warhammer with another human being now please. 😩
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Diversity, equality and inclusion are self-evidently good things to anyone with an ounce of compassion or empathy. Using "DEI" as a derogatory buzzword just identifies you as a bitter, selfish, mean-spirited person AT BEST, and a bigoted moron at worst.
The weirdo listing games with DEI (for the unitiated it basically just means games with too many women, gay and black folks) added Warhammer 40k to it. The Gate Crushers make him big mad too. "Obviously a disrespectul reference to the Gate Keepers". Damn right it is bucko !
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