@NarstyWoman @e_shannonn @dieworkwear Love me some semi-colon! 🥰

@NarstyWoman @e_shannonn @dieworkwear Ahem. Comma, please.

@LDonivan @dieworkwear What’s up with the question mark? For God’s sake, you’re making a bold assertion! Own it!

@MWonko42 @dieworkwear I will withdraw my objection if you’ll just lower your tone of voice a little. What’s great about Twitter is that we can all disagree here without being disagreeable.

@marelette @dieworkwear So fucking typical of fucking owls.

@yarmiganosca @dieworkwear Except the ultimate noun: God. And the penultimate noun: Almost God.

@Jimbo7375373576 @dieworkwear Do you have any recommendations? I’ve always loved “A Sport and a Pastime” by James Salter. Everything by Salter, really. Though some are very sad.

@MWonko42 @dieworkwear So is murder. Doesn’t make it right.

@heatherdesign @dieworkwear You are my dream woman.

@OrchidNYC @dieworkwear One of my issues with these things is that they all try to make a little too much sense. Crows look, I guess, murderous or ominous or sinister in some way. But what’s wrong with “a brightness of crows?” Or “a rainbow of crows?” Or “a cuddle of crows?” We owe crows a makeover.

@yappydagger @aak1880 @dieworkwear Just that everyone should agree with me across-the-board and do what I want all the time.

@OrchidNYC @dieworkwear An authoritative source! Imagine! Corrected by a dish towel! 😖 My greatest shame. 😔

@yappydagger @aak1880 @dieworkwear You are correct in your interpretation of my meaning but incorrect in not sharing my opinion.

@marelette @dieworkwear My favorite collective noun has always been “garbage truck” - trad.

@yappydagger @aak1880 @dieworkwear So, you were intrigued?

@e_shannonn @dieworkwear Can we work together to propose a more positive alternative? I think crows get kind of a bum rap.

@EvaJade3 @dieworkwear You got me there.

@meadowgroove @dieworkwear I am sorry, but I could not resist becoming highly agitated. What’s a weird thing that you sometimes get worked up about? Let’s begin a conversation. I’ll try and think of a few more.

@EvaJade3 @dieworkwear One man’s “well recognized wording” is another’s “overused cliché.”

@BarbBanfieldRN @dieworkwear I have made up “winky.” Let’s wait 500 years before anyone judges me, please.