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@RealPacocito

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@RealPacocito
𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
4 years
She told me to read the situation I told that bitch I’m dyslexic
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this how it feels when you lock the fuck in
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1 year
i’m such a slut for the warmth of the sun
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1 year
when you get a little too high and go nonverbal
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9 months
given the opportunity i’d smoke a blunt on the moon
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
10 months
this and a blunt
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
4 years
Mfs in Alaska be like “what’s the move for today” bitch the sun sets down at 4 pm, depression
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I want to smoke a blunt with him so bad
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
Alaskans only want one thing and that is to leave
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
Anchorage isn’t “rage city” it just fucking sucks
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
Rock lee off Hennessy would literally just murder everyone
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Greatest painting ever?
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1 year
dealing with a tummy ache and not telling anyone is the strongest thing an individual can do
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
Alaska got that stupid good water
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1 year
if i got rich i wouldn’t tell anybody but there would be signs
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6 years
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4 years
At 600 followers I’ll be doing a giveaway of this one Diet Pepsi just like this post for a chance to win this crisp refreshing beverage
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1 year
i’d rather die than have my swag turned off
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
4 years
You think you can change me? I’ve had the same subway meal for 15 years
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1 year
type of shit i’m trying to be on
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2 years
ain’t nothing wrong with deleting a tweet after some self reflection
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
9 days
don’t hate the player hate the game
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1 month
ladies and gentlemen it’s my birthday
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
5 years
That’s a tuff tiddy
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
It’s ok to hit curbs if you say whoopsie afterwords
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
it’s not a function until you pull out the hello kitty sake
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
4 years
I think people who think Alaska is an island shouldn’t have a say in anything
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
When I hear “fuck ya life” followed by a “BING BONG” its like, were my problems even real?
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3 years
I remember when I was a younger I watched that tea video about consent and it’s literally so simple that if you can’t understand that you should be locked up and away from society forever
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
Trips are so much fun it’s like practice for when I leave Alaska and never come back
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
We’re all 2 sexy to be paying $4 per gallon on gas
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
Sativa and Indica would make a great name for twins
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6 years
Girls swallow
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boys suck.
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
Instead of buying her a drink be better and fill up her car with gas
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
5 years
Day 5: Still no response from @DojaCat starting to lose faith
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
5 years
First day of Kindergarten vs Graduation
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
6 years
Unpopular Opinion: Unpopular Opinion Edition Your unpopular opinions aren’t unpopular
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
4 years
Amen
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
either you let me merge on the highway or we both die… there are no other options
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
1 year
me when i don’t receive any positive reinforcement
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
4 years
HMU for custom ashtrays 🤩, they are so pretty and only $20 💖✨💫
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
5 years
No babe the wizard toad hoodie STAYS ON during sex
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
5 years
Homies climate change is a real ass problem so put on your boxing gloves cause I can’t fight this bitch on my own
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
the frog hat stays ON during sex 🐸
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5 years
It was an amazing experience to meet Barack Obama, he personally invited me to the White House and congratulated me on my 500th follower
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santa disbelievers will be like “no way?!?”
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
How did we create the dab pen out of this?
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
this is how it feels following current events
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
5 years
Just got admitted to the hospital for vibing too hard
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
I’m a slut for aesthetically pleasing lighting
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
I’ll be like “fuck school” then sign up for classes
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
this is insane if this is real
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6 years
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
People from high school be having kids while my ass still can’t spell words like nesacerry
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
If we sprinkled the covid vaccine into Baja Blast then everyone would be vaccinated
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
bae what if we kissed under the deathcicle
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
Living in a state of depression (Alaska)
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
5 years
She didn’t respond 😔
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
5 years
Hi @DojaCat how was your day?
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
Fuck going to the chiropractor I need someone to rip out my spine like mortal kombat
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3 years
If Mozart had a dab pen he would have definetly composed Astroworld in the 18th century
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6 years
Thank you Denny’s, very cool
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zoom in on the syrup
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2 years
Snapchat memories be like “by the way your lowest moment was on a Tuesday”
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4 years
If a 9.0 Earthquake were to occur I would simply kiss the ground and tell the Earth to stop
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2 years
“ass or tits” bro her silliness
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
The next season of the Kardashians is gonna be crazy when Kanye tries to kill Pete Davidson
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
6 years
Alaska got some god damn good air like that shit is smooth
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
forgive me father for i must crank that soulja boy before it cranks me
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2 years
so it turns out i love bad bitches and it seems to be a fucking problem
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
“it is what it is” but what if it isn’t
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2 years
Here’s to me gaining 40lbs in 2 years and changing my life for the better
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11 months
me on the dance floor after approximately one vodka cran
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4 years
We are fucked
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4 years
Casually fucking it up in the Wendy’s drive thru
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4 years
I hate when people say it’s so boring in Alaska.. Like naw it’s YOU who’s boring
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
4 years
Accidentally dropped my phone in the McDonald’s sprite and that bitch went from 12% to 60%
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
7 years
Shout out to the people who use their speakers in the hallways they're always there for me when I want to listen to some shity music
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
Saying “shut the fuck up” then skipping a song is truly a therapeutic experience
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11 months
for a solid second this probably feels so good
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fit for the day
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5 years
Excuse me @KylieJenner I heard you were single, would you mind if I took you on a nice date to the park and had a picnic?
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2 years
3 beers in and i’m saying shit like what’s crackalackin
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4 years
Lying about having mental illness is not a vibe
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4 years
She told me she had an IUD and I asked her if she was drunk or high
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6 years
Damn Creed 2 looks pretty fucking good
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
5 years
Just realized my friends get sad too
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
4 years
Say what you will about onlyfans, but I bought my dream home at only 18
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
DO NOT DRINK THE SONIC ENERGY DRINK
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2 years
When they ask me what I want from Wendy’s
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
1 year
couple drinks in me and i’m up to tomfoolery
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
1 year
imagine smoking a blunt here
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
If you wake up and choose to eat Arbys then maybe your opinion on literally anything just doesn’t matter
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
3 years
I am not fucking around
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
no filters because i’m just raw
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
1 year
you know the weed’s working when you get scared
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
7 years
Just ran into my hero, I have no words except nothing but respect for MY president
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
i want to smoke a blunt here
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
god photosynthesis probably feels good as fuck like converting sunlight into sugar… woah
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
2 years
alaska has some of the best water in the game and the crisp air makes my pussy wet
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𝒫𝒶𝒸𝑜
7 years
How Twitter works An actual good tweet: 5 likes A tweet with no context: 42k likes
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3 years
Throwing up and crying after signing up for fall classes
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4 years
If I had a girlfriend I would simply just show her unconditional love
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