Dancan Oiseni
@RealOiseni
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MCS student ||Tackles mathematical/ Coding problems.|| Comments/Critics on Real time issues .||I am mad , I show my Madness to the world.|| C#||
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Btw guys , I do Mathematical and other online classes [ I am a Tutor ]. HCCS guys DM me for quality service 💯.
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@polo_kimanii
Lazima mkuu, Wacha niinjekt hapo not only for Ur phone, and mining files but also for your creative content 💯
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@amerix
Learn to differentiate between Reality, Intuition, and your Mums Opinion . They do look alike .
Choose one and be successful.
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@KhalifKairo
Stop, this bro.
No one will disrupt Ur business, stick with Ur opinion en do Ur thing. If citizens , want to protest let them be , don't interfere!
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@KhalifKairo
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Don't ignore this please , nimepigia watu kelele Kwa apartment Hadi wakadhani mimi ni wazimu 😂😭.
Nalihitaji Gari hilo la kijerumani 😂.
Umenifanya nilower masculinity but Wacha ni give it a shot 😂😂.
In the world of beauty, she shines so bright,
Cera Imani, a captivating sight.
With grace and elegance, she steals the show,
A model whose allure continues to grow.
Her smile, like sunshine, lights up the room 1/3
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I bet that there's no one who imitates President Trump better than Jason Scoop🤣🤣.
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@Bookten8
Rent ya 2700 inarequire shopping ya 10,000 ksh !
Something must be wrong, I thought ikienda sana Ni 599ksh .
Hizo mashillingi ni juu ya vibiriti
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@KhalifKairo
tbh , I wish you could get twins and name them [kai and Karo ] to forever continue with the trade mark of the company 😁.
That will be awesome 😎.
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6-year-old got welcomed back at school after beating leukemia
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@KhalifKairo
Do you have an article that proves USA printed a lot of Money ?
If so kindly attach it here .
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@polo_kimanii
Nimeenda kurusha , shots Kwa dem kipofu .
Buana amenikataa , Aki Wewe Ruto , we shall remember.
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I bet that there's no one who imitates President Trump better than Jason Scoop🤣🤣.
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@MrRightke
Nikwa nasomea unit ya end of semester exams, Wacha inionyeshe ati Mimi ni Lecturer Na ati exams nikuenda kugive out lectures . Sijawahi anguka hivo maishani mwangu
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@NigeriaStories
This was the first Nigerian action movie to watch . He played the role of Chief. May he rest in Peace 🕊️
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@omwambaKE
muulize kama akona super drum ya Maji ? Kama Hana , mwambie aitishe landlord Na amwambie aongeezee hiyo Bei yake Kwa rent ya next month . Then , achote akimwaga Kwa super drum ya 100 -200 litres hivi .Alafu , ameze piriton Na kuruka ndani ya super drum . The next time anaamka
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Jameni , fuck it .
Kutoka first year tumekaa tukistay Na huyu Manzi yangu pamoja . So Mimi nimekuwa nikireceive HELB.
Sàahii Niko 3.2 and nimelearn with deep sorrow that , my Girl Friend pia amekuwa akireceive HELB pia yeye.
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@omwambaKE
Follow me guys , for awesome content 🤣🤣.
Disclaimer, though I am not that good with football .
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@polo_kimanii
🤣🤣🤣,
Mimi nishawahi Enda kanisa nikiwa nimepiga luku hatari , coincidentally nikapata sit uko mbele juu Kuna church official hakumake kukuja hiyo siku . Wakati Wa toleo ulipo Fika , nilitoa Ile coin ya 40 Bob imeshikana kuenda kuingisha Kwa hiyo sack . Ikaanguka chini
The
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Fuck the head of JKUAT Security. Framing students that's unallowed kabisa .No no noo ! Dropping receipts in a few ....
@DiscoverJKUAT
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@RodgersKipembe
Rojas Kinembe , I love Ur second name dear . But next time before randomly tweeting sensitive information, kindly confirm and link it with a source here
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@KhalifKairo
Sometimes People who are fit to be leaders Never want to rule.
Be successful and work for the people who believe you from this side (People's Spectrum).
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@C_NyaKundiH
Kairo is a track record Brand and I am pretty sure that , that could have been a mistaken Combination in the car dealership yard !
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@Kotsocha_ke
Hey
@charlruto
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Ndio umezoea kumlenga since you think yeye Ni Punny.
But today at least give him a purpose to live by reacting to this post .Juu per the look , you are his purpose in this world.
Yours sincerely,
@RealOiseni
cc.
@WilliamsRuto
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@KhalifKairo
lucky bastard, Mimi sijui niaje msee ufeel kupendwa Na msee anapenda 🥲.
So far hiyo ndio kitu inanishinda kuhandle mahn. Nimepigwa rejections kadhaa Hadi roho Ikona vumbi saahii .
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@KhalifKairo
Kairo unakuanga crazy ajabu 🤣.
I think all people wamerise to your status, sijui mbona wanakuanga Na hii kuburi 👀
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@bozgabi
I'll never forget Yvonne Okwara Scored a clean D , and still went to JKUAT Ladies University
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@polo_kimanii
😂😂😂😂,
Mwingine mwenye alikuwa amenikataa nilikuwa Kila time namshow , nataka tuendee Diani anakataa , nilimplead for almost 3 days akikataaa untill nipate beshte yangu amekuwa akimsombokola mti. Wakati alijua alijaribu kuniambia can we go and discuss this in Diani , ilibidii
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@polo_kimanii
Mahn , this is offices are fucked as hell .
Kwanza hapo Nyayo wakati nilikuwa naendea certificate yangu ya good conduct nilipatana Na mzee mwingine hapo , anaongelesha mamanzi sheng. Nilikuwa nafaa kukaa serviced Wa Kwanza , but juu Sina nyungu ya utamu . Huyo msee Kila time
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Name one series better than , Prison Break . I'll be waiting 🤣.
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@polo_kimanii
Ukweli bro, wahenga Na wahenguzi hawakukosea kusema yakwamba , ' Nyama Ni ile ile , Butchery ndio tofauti .'
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Btw
@DiscoverJKUAT
, mlilenga mastude Wa JKUAT wakiquestion juu ya Security personnel wao juu ya kuwaframe nakutake bribes . Izzzoraiit.
Anyways kama wewe Ni JKUAT student . weka
#occupyjkuat
We can't allow , Security personnel watugonge Kila Mahali.
Fuck the head of JKUAT Security. Framing students that's unallowed kabisa .No no noo ! Dropping receipts in a few ....
@DiscoverJKUAT
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Umenifanya nilower masculinity but Wacha ni give it a shot 😂😂.
In the world of beauty, she shines so bright,
Cera Imani, a captivating sight.
With grace and elegance, she steals the show,
A model whose allure continues to grow.
Her smile, like sunshine, lights up the room 1/3
Am dead serious, the person who quotes this tweet with the most beautiful poem praising my girlfriend and gets most likes wins this car😁
Haiya…Hamjaaanza?
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@KhalifKairo
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Awesome,
You have recently shifted more focus to the Airline Company.
Sounds like an aim to a break even threshold!
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@Rainmaker1973
Take me to the 90's , But with the Internet.
There is no Video that perfectly describes 'No one Is limited' better than this 🫶.
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