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I am literally Metro 2033 (2010)

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@RealMetro2033
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@BOTFLYAGARIC @samgakyboi ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
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HELLO I AM TRAVELING THE COUNTRY AND I DONT HAVE A JOB AND LOOKING TO IMPREGNATE A MAIDEN DO YOU WANT TO SETTLE DOWN
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Here's my advice to single American men who feel hopeless about ever finding a good woman to marry: Take a month or two between jobs and drive across the USA. Stop at every gas station and truck stop, and eat every meal at diners during non-rush hours. Avoid cities; stop
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@janey_poodle giving children axe wounds? yea im sure you'd love that.
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@BigDickBarclay @420Borg I’m not caught up on the Brendan Fraser lore
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@Hoelessdumdum @GreenTextRepost I don’t have to I’m 6ft<
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A story in 4 parts. Thank you guys today has been hilarious.
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@Goodtweet_man you look like this
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@AtheistsL "if god doesnt like pride and humans attempting to gain godhood, then why does science?"
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@jjba_cursed were we supposed to be surprised? what other president could it be during the late 1800s "Mr President... ......of Argentina...ゴゴゴ"
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"NO!! NO!!" "..." "GO ON!! GET!!" "..." "GO ON GET OUT OF HERE!!!" *...*
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@Human101Nature
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Man almost get attacked by a herd of Forest Cows.
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@greentexts_bot unironic skill issue
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@DTy1578 @posting_w “Erm this isn’t wholesome? wtf!!?! Much sexism bruh?!??! UNFOLLOWED!!!!”
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@jjba_cursed actually hes taking his ass to the bathroom to take a fat dookie 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@reddit_TLCM omfg he’s literally me
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@jjba_cursed Maybe the real Cursed JoJo were the friends we made along the way...
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@greentexts_bot Anon is lying, this story requires him to not only have a job but also have friends.
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@reddit_lies "girl, you're trans." na thats my nigga lord farquad
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>chud mentioned by corpo
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4Chan Chuds Used AI to Clothe Her. She Fought Back More:
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@InkfishDraws
Inkfish 🍉#Freepalestine 🇵🇸 #FreeTF2
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Fun fact! Rape is never a funny punchline and it being made in 2012 does not make it okay! I hope this helps
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@VYIDAE @drljevicar11 @stillSweetsvend “I’m the dom” nigga you’ve never had sex before greasy ass kid. Before you looked like if leafywashere was a band kid. Now you look like Eric Harris if he was a cutter instead of a shooter.
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@RetroWaveDoge @wwarrior_1 This is trash. Here brothers, have our lord and savior to cleanse your palette. “For this is the will of God, your sanctification that you abstain from sexual immorality;” - 1 Thessalonians 4:3
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@realRaegenhere @Gitdcian >2 most successful and happiest family’s in town >both devoutly religious
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@setrackl8nk @greentexts_bot your just not a believer
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@Maulmemes @lokaczeq @GreenTextRepost k but little man up there gonna end his own life cause he don’t got pussy before he even the age of consent
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You niggas gotta stop watching kids shows this is getting crazy
@firelorddany
j. ☾
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your unpopular avatar opinions a thread:
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Who is the laziest and least funny?
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@DeepdragronS @FirearmsRetro Fidel is Justin’s dad
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@debuggedasf @stone_toss “Japan is heading towards a golden age boys“
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@Urban__Tree Japan is incredibly homogeneous, Japanese people are to frail and anemic to even attempted to break the law.
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@AltHistCody As someone from Michigan I can confirm this is true.
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“Being uncomfortable next to dudes with their dicks hanging out means fragile masculinity. Yes I am very intelligent.”
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"Jarvis, make a meme that accidentally explains how fragile masculinity is."
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@Akumabat @samgakyboi If he a good doctor why ain’t he doctoring
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@BasedKetxup1488 @GodKneels5Trump “Your breed was born from a zoophilic relationship”
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@_switchscene_ @Hideki_Naganuma i would be embarrassed to even live in the same county as you let, man.
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@jjba_cursed this the stupidest head cannon ive ever heard, this is like if Josuke was fighting a stand user and was like "ugh, I cant use my restoration ability or it will give me a mild headache" 💀💀
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@GreenTextRepost Fake woman anon is just gay
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@MartyAmericaUSA he kinds looks like this dog
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@AtheistsL This is pretty Islamaphobic
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@horsejaculation @Margare27000831 @GladFan5 @n0t_a_fella Almost all the Latinx people are deeply disturbed when a yt person calls them “Lat***” It’s a verified fact, scientists have crunched the numbers, it’s in the books.
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“Of course a Eur-“ *chainsaw revving* “Esto es para enviar un mensaje no sólo a la Policía Federal, sino también a los civiles que no están dispuestos a cooperar con el Cartel de Sinaloa.”
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@AdmiralAegis They should have done more Of course a European wouldn't understand
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Supporting the Rang*rs while living in a Fourth Re*ch Station CW: злоупотреблять
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@Donut_tweetz
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Supporting Palest*ne while living in a pro-Isr*el Family CW: Abuse (Please Retweet so I don't get shadowbanned thanks) 1/10 #FreePalestine
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@PDakkadakka I think it depends on the game. Sometimes it just doesn’t fit in, sometimes it does. Is wouldn’t fit it a arena shooter like tf2, does well in a game like stalker.
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@horsejaculation @Margare27000831 @GladFan5 @n0t_a_fella Is that a political compass meme? Sir, I think you just won reddit!
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@Clover_Phoenix_ @VYIDAE Your asking the wrong guy to kill pedophiles
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@AltHistoryHub I want jury duty so that I can disagree with everyone and cause a mistrial just to waste peoples time
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here is what he would look like if he were black or chinese
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@AMVETSHQ
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‘Please say a prayer right now for the family of Ronnie McNutt. He just killed himself live on Facebook and I cannot unsee this. I tried but apparently it wasn't quick enough to reach him. I wasn't quick enough.’ #SuicidePreventionMonth #22everyday
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why did this lazy bitch not make anything for dinner??? why didnt she get wendys???
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@b0gur only tank that matters
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Internet racists when your actually racist to Japanese people (they make the cartoons they goon to)
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@alsome220 @LookAtMyMeat1 Ha let my white boy fuck
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@dredenot @greentexts_bot the answer is I don’t care nigga wah wah
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@PDakkadakka Id prefer if they stoped putting woman into games entirely
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@ThisIsWillAdams @voltron6666666 @RightWingCope dude you are terminally online to say some shit like this
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@ValveFactsOF Half Life 3
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don’t cry because it’s over. smile because it happened.
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Happy Pride Month from Based Dept. and GOON HQ ❤️🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️🇮🇱
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@ker0linda @Hate_Tupperware @emirikii Your an actual cry bully lmao
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@AtheistsL This is the guy who wants to murder his political opponents.
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@coolest_beanz cowboys (japanese)
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Imagine being the Korean sweatshop animator who had to animate Peter Griffin drinking the Fortnite slurp juice
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This is Freakin' Sweet!
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"Post feet" "No" "Ugly whore"
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@GBT_Posting I would dump anybody to be with Rowan Atkinson
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@PDakkadakka “Why yes I do base all my opinions off youtubers” The YouTubers in question
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@Veddjii @GreenTextRepost you after being detained outside without even stepping foot inside
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@Stone_tossers did they portray themselves as fat fedora wearing redditors
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@greentexts_bot Before you guys get sad just know this isn’t real anon lied
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@SixthPunisher @AliHammad_1 “If I have to hear one more time that you did this for the family”
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TradAryanCrusader1488: I love k-on, azumanga daioh, lucky star, and cgdct. Me: where are you from TradAryanCrusader1488:
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Nigga falls in then he goes through this
@Elmr_Fudd_again
🄴🄻ϻ🄴🅁 🄵µ🄳🄳 ✝️
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Another angle of the man jumping into the 911 false flag satanic ritual sacrificial alter memorial thingy...
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@3letter_
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@ChickenBones400 @stone_toss What are you talking about?
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@lporiginalg “ITS THE COMMUNITY NOTES FAULT THAT I FELL FOR THE BAIT FROM THE WRITER FOR A SATIRE NEWSPAPER”
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@DTy1578 @posting_w 🤪🤪🤪🤪
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wdym you believe its cake, these are clearly bananas and if you say these aren't bananas and that they're cake you should be fined and faced jail time
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@werentfunny
Cemo ☾
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transphobia will always be insane to me because wdym you believe that’s a woman? 😭😭
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@SkullFellOut @greentexts_bot Weren’t able to relate to it because you have no house? Fucking renter.
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@Keysmiht taps sign
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@italianx_online “we are adding useless and boring content and a boring swamp because CLIMATE CHANGE and you CAN NOT ride dolphins that is ABUSE.” “we are adding everything you guys want because we love you.”
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@ShitpostRock Metro Exodus mentioned (literally me):
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@AltHistCody >isnt gay >gets crippled >becomes gay >finds jesus >isn't gay paraplegic people are children of satan thank you Araki
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