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I am MARK

@RealMarkGarner

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Conservative, God loving, 2A Happily Married, just trying to find something funny in this messed up G #TV world.MAGA God made me perfect, and I screwed it up.

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I think @elonmusk is setting a bot trap with that poll.

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@OneGoodMan77 Best Bigfoot story I ever read was “Rabbitskin” by Catturd.

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@KrisParonto @HillaryClinton @FBI @Comey I'm sure he can't talk about it (classified), but they had to let everyone die to cover up the fact that Obama and Hillary were running guns into Libya. After Gaddafi died, they tried to get them to Syria when the attack came. They pulled his teams security cl's. Still can't talk

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@_CDUB13_ We're Americans first, not Dem's or Repub's. Welcome

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@w_terrence There's no such thing as a "good" lawyer.

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@catturd2 You forgot author. I’m halfway through your book. It’s funny as sh;t...or turd.

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@CharlieCrist He's not talking about running for President, everyone else is.

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@enterprisecares @MamaBear64 You picked the wrong side. Expect your business to drop off dramatically. We are Americans. Your company has just shown itself to be un-American. I expect some good deals on used cars when you are forced to liquidate your fleets.

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Hey, Matt Damon, when you leave, would you buy 4 extra seats and take Rosie with you?

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@KittyThePatriot The way things are going, I'd tell her to read the bible and ignore everything else.

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@RepMaxineGrad All lives matter in the eyes of God. You're probably a democrat, so only votes matter to you. Bless your soul.

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@JackPosobiec "Drag $145million through the state dept. and you know what you get? Twenty percent of the U.S.'s uranium."

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3 years

It’s gonna get worse, but it’s gonna get better. Have faith.

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@ThomasWictor @DonnaCo38619641 Hope for the best, plan for the worst.

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3 years

August will be a very hot month. I'm not talking temperature.

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7 years

Trump wins again. The military gets immediate benefit. Schumer's tunnel will take years to get started. Trump knows most of those in Congress will be gone (arrested) before September. All of the little pork projects will be delayed. Be patient, Trump knows what he's doing. MAGA

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@Jillibean557 They're probably afraid their ankle monitors have microphones in them.

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@Imperator_Rex3 Trump sits down, Mueller sits down. Trump pushes folder across table. Mueller opens folder, wipes his brow, says "I think we're through here, Mr. President". Trump leaves.5:03 PM - 26 Jan 2018

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@Imperator_Rex3 Gitmo, where military tribunals can be held without the press or deep state interference.

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@kwilli1046 GOWDY MODE ACTIVATED!

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@GreatAgain45 You'd think you could see some of her in the reflection. HMMM

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@LisaMei62 Guess how Trump pays for the wall? Can you say massive asset forfeiture?

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@KrisParonto @HillaryClinton @FBI @Comey The reason they had to take out Assad? See how much money Qatar gave to the CF. They wanted to run a pipeline thru Syria, Turkey, and to Europe so that Russia wasn't the main supplier. Obama and Hillary (see aye eh) created I #SIS . 2 fight Assad.

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@USAMilitaryUSA "Marco......

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@oneunderscore__ explains Q

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@MAGAPILL @GenFlynn He has a long list of pedophiles.

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@KrisParonto @Kaepernick7 Thanks for your service, Kris.

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@Imperator_Rex3 Seems like it could be used against sanctuary city politicians, too.

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@RexMuller2 You can hear a rattlesnake and it may bite you, If you smell a copperhead or a cottonmouth, you're gonna get bit.

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@USAMilitaryUSA Coming soon "Illegal Alien vs. Predator".

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@ThomasWictor @Sekedaal Let them impeach. Pence pardons Trump. Pence names Trump VP. Pence resigns. Trump Pres. names Pence VP. Liberal heads explode.

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7 years

And stuff some bacon in his mouth.

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@RealJack Hopefully to face manslaughter charges for the men he killed on the U.S.S Forrestal. 134 counts of manslaughter.

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@johnpodesta All your showers will be communal immediately after the military tribunal

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@MagaRisingJohn 33 & 88

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@TrumpsBlonde @ericbolling My son died 3\21\16 from drugs.

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and Walmart

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RETWEET if you support the Boycott on San Francisco in the name of Kate Steinle. Bless her lovely soul ...... Thursday, November 30, 2017 #KateSteinle #SanctuaryCity

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I just want to remind everyone to be especially careful this winter. All these liberal tears are going to start freezing, and the roads are gonna get pretty icy.

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@Chicago1Ray @KatTheHammer Be patient grasshopper, they will be all arrested at once.

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@JackPosobiec Is he there to welcome new guests from the U.S.?

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@JulieVest3 @RedeemedSeven @AdamBaldwin Microscopic look at one of the v a cc ones. They move.

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6 years

@JackPosobiec Jack, maybe you should do a little research on this traitor. Start with 1967 U.S.S Forrestal, why other POWS call him songbird, his meetings with terrorists, & his wife's companies contracts w/ the U.S. gov to provide drinks in war zones. He'll need cold drinks where he's going.

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@RonLybrand Is the dog taking the picture? In all future picture tweets, the dog must be included.

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3 years

Facebook, Twitter, Netflix, Walmart, MSM, will be gone soon. Prepare accordingly.

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3 years

@FarrellAllan1 Sciatic nerve flare-up. The nerve runs through a hole in your hip. If the nerve swells, the hole doesn't get bigger. That causes hip pain that can run all the way down your leg. I used CBD oil, and I haven't had a flare-up in months.

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@wehrme_awake @RedeemedSeven @Johnheretohelp Lucifer comes as an “angel of light “.

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@Alyssa_Milano I bet the 60 million fetuses wish they had a lawyer before they’re executed. Sadly, they don’t know what one is either.

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@REALtrumpbureau @PhilMcCrackin44 Well, that's simple. Build the wall across the other states and run it up the common Arizona\California border. Cut California's federal money and watch what happens.

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7 years

When he comes back, she'll have some 'splaining to do.

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RT IF YOU WOULD HAVE THE TEACHER REMOVED IF ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN'S TESTS CAME HOME LIKE THIS! #tcot http://t.co/FsRnjx5sGA

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@TheOfficerTatum I thought it leads to the DNC. LOL

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@w_terrence Can I be paid in Popeye's chicken?

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@Cernovich New Testament

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@thecjpearson @jack Suspension. Liberals can't have an intelligent African-American speaking truth.

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@Jali_Cat @Comey Try these Comey

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@SteveHusker Looks like blind (night) training for finding and disabling land mines.

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@JackPosobiec Why did he have to be pardoned by Nixon, and all of his war records sealed. Even if you know the truth, you can't say it. Just keep doing what you're doing.

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@17ThankQ Pennsylvania, the Keystone State

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@LauraLoomer @jack @Twitter @JamesOKeefeIII @Project_Veritas I bet James still drops his video tomorrow as icing on the cake.

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Peter Arabo

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@HrrEerr @RubyRockstar333 Should've sent reply saying you wouldn't have the extra 50k until they pass the tax reform.

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@thebradfordfile Everyone that goes to Ole Miss knows Shep has a condo near campus, where he takes young drunk boys to.

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A Bible, water, food, gas, cash, lead, and gun oil. In that order.

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@RealSugarLily @Cowboy25259 @tillmantweets @Duckyv72 @Boyd_2650 @dan_soderholm @JeremyHabq @sandman5962 @kippkipperme @csava247 @RatnerLynn I look for this everyday.

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@ReconRandy444 @bcolbert68 @awec98 @TRUMPARMY2020 @NevadaJack2 @JeepDiesel @Beg1Girl @Mikepet86794072 @LuanneBlair @mchristensen61 @DeplorableJuJuV @1baliboy @BrotherVet Look at it this way. When this is over, Mueller will be investigated to see if he covered up any evidence of crimes by the real criminals. He will go to jail.

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@terisaks1 @karen_erotoo1 @realDonaldTrump Woodrow Wilson, and on his deathbed, he regretted it.

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@HoosierMAGA219 I just evacuated my bowels, and Chelsea Handler fell out.

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@Thekeksociety

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6 years

Prediction: Ruth Bader Ginsburg will check into the hospital on Nov. 7th, 2018.

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7 years

@GartrellLinda @junogsp5 How come no one asks about his Presidential pardon for colluding with the enemy in Vietnam?

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7 years

@Maryland4Trump2 @ThomasWictor would probably have a better history of this. The Army found that recruits that shot at paper targets had a hard time shooting at people. Then, simulators came out for the troops to desensitize. Video games were next. Viola, desensitization of the youth.

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@ItsAngryBob Y'all seem to forget that the president declared a "national emergency" in his Dec. 21st EO. Once he does that, he can do whatever he wants with the military in CONTUS.

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@davidhogg111 @realDonaldTrump Your 15 minutes of fame are over, go away.

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2 years

Fauci is not going to like eternity. He might not be prosecuted here, but his fate is sealed.

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@GartrellLinda "fruit of the poisonous tree" any evidence found because of false evidence is inadmissable

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@WolfensPride Most admired man and women.....gotta be careful believing those polls, right Hill?

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@USAMilitaryUSA Sgt. York

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2 years

Satan knows his time is short, so do the democrats.

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7 years

Twitter is a publicly traded company. Just because conservatives aren't a protected class, restrictions have to be applied equally. You can't ban headscarves, because it would unequally target muslims. You can't ban MAGA, because it would unfairly target conservatives. Lawsuit!

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Support for the human race in Iran.

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Tonight, while Americans peacefully and freely celebrate the New Year armed with champagne and sparklers the people of Iran are fighting for their freedom. Pray for them. Pray for courage and strength. True lovers of freedom yearn for the freedom of others.

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@DiamondandSilk I love you ladies.

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@TrueEyeTheSpy @SenFeinstein NDAA does not exempt members of Congress.

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7 years

To all the people getting mad at Jeff Sessions. Chill out. Remember the E.O., after Sunday, the pension becomes his (an asset) which can be confiscated if charged and convicted of corruption. McCabe's not getting away with anything. You can't take it until it's his.

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@thatbotmike I rarely get followed back, b/c I rarely stick my head up like a Gary Cooper turkey.

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@falazar @nytimes I believe the cat lady across the street before I'd believe CNN>

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@veteranhank Tell him to turn around. We want to see where Hillary's face should be.

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@CraigRSawyer Not enough. Shame we can't get to the ones hiding behind them.

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The shooting today is a tragedy and we pray for the victims and their families. If a lib brings up the NRA or gun control, ask them how many hundred innocent babies were killed today by Planned Parenthood.

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Don't think the Iranian people aren't hearing about NK. The 1100 page Treasury drop had lots of Iranian banks and individuals in it. The mullahs are sweating because the Iranian people are about to rise up, and they know America will help.

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7 years

It seems pretty obvious. If you receive government funding, you should not be able to contribute to politicians or political causes. Defund Planned Parenthood.

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@ColeSuzie @NCScot1740 @LizCrokin @SaRaAshcraft @cronsell @AprilLaJune I'm in AR too. If that DNA matches Bill's he'll have some explaining to do.

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Love, Truth, Peace, Freedom, and Justice, These are the 5 divine

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@idropFbombs Mix 2 tablespoons of baking soda with 6 ounces of water, drink. You’re welcome. If that doesn’t work, you might be having a heart attack.

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7 years

If we're tired of the fake news, we need to have congress repeal the House resolution that allows propaganda that Obummer signed. I think it was H.R. 430. If that was repealed, they could face fines, loss of license, fines etc. for intentionally promoting false news.

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@DonHensarling @CudaDebbie @PIRATEDANTRAIN @Courtneykh24 @GenFlynn @1ofthegoodguyz @BluehandArea @r_little_finger @jimlibertarian @SassyT_Joy @salem_poor @An0nRav @bbusa617 @ffendland @SouthStandsVetr I googled Gab.ai, created an account, once in, just placed on my home screen. Now I have a cute little green frog on my home screen.

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@coffee_anytime My Glock 31 can shoot .357, 40 cal, or 9mm just by changing barrels.

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@MareLoves_USA1 @Maggieb1B @IvanTrumpovic1 @buzzman888 @SusanStormXO @Zola1611 @GemMar333 @USAHotLips @jojoh888 @KatTheHammer1 @ChristineMAGAMD "First you poke it with this to see if it's alive, then poke it with that if it is."

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@natehale @Johnpdca @DerekUtleyCEO @kwaizume81 Don't forget that Cindy's beverage company has a contract with the U.S. Military to provide bottled water to troops overseas in every war that McCain votes for.

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@CraigRSawyer You’re doing Gods work.Thanks for You and you’re Bro’s

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@Simplybec81 @JohnstonAdamK "If you're not a liberal, when you're young, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative, when you're older, you have no brain." Winston Churchill

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@thebradfordfile @DrSue19380 @TrumpGirlStrong @KamVTV @MADE__USA @RightWingAngel @eissolomon11 @Tiffany83_ @MrEdTrain @InTheYear1611_ @LeahR77 @Hoosiers1986 She drew enough attention to the deep state corruption, finally.

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