Jesse / I Told You So / Russell
@RealJessRussell
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#MAGA . Laugh out loud funny. The best follow on X. King of Memes. Terrifying fact-based fiction with great humor
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#MorningJoe
you have now lost Elon Musk, Joe Rogan and Chappelle. But it's ALL Trump's fault. Those 3 reach more people in 5 minutes than you do in 20 years.
#BabyFormulaMoms
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@TeaPainUSA
I think you mispelled D E M O C R A T S, except they don't marry them, they just diddle them.
And frankly, 12 is a little on the old side for most of them.
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@travisakers
I live in FL. There is nothing but MAGA signs and bumperstickers. EVERYWHERE. Not a single Harris one.
Not One.
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After triple vaxxed comedians Bob Saget & Heather McDonald both fell down & cracked their skull, when will we see Helmet Mandates 4 the vaxxed?
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#TheFive
Once again, Peter Doocy is the only real journalist in that room. The rest sit there with those maxxes on and keep their mouth's shut.
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#TheFive
Dagen "If you take the gas and slit the tires, how are you going to MOVE THE TRUCKS? Do these idiots know anything about trucks?"
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@cash4ga
Every country in the world has some sort of Voter Verification. Every. Single. One.
Even Mexico!
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#DemocratsAreDestroyingAmerica
Hey idiots!
Next time you rig and steal an election, try putting in someone that isn't a geriatric Communist with dementia.
Except there won't be a next time. You are finished.
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@anyonewantchips
No, but I remember when he covered up Hunter's Laptop, Obama's criminal spying, Anthony Weiner's laptop and Epstein Island participants.
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#TheFive
Remember when Biden hit that Care Worker delivering water in a van with all his kids in Afghanistan? They bragged about it until they didn't
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@MikeSington
At least she had something to sell. Unlike Hunter who flew into all these countries on AF-2 to shake down a zillion dictators.
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#MorningJoe
When you steal elections and destroy the US economy, THAT'S called an insurrection.
#TheFive
#Trump
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#TheFive
ARE YOU GONNA COVER THIS??
This is 18-year-old Cayler Ellingson
He was murdered by 41-year-old Shanon Brandt because he said the teen was a “Republican extremist” just weeks after Biden labeled Trump supporters extremists.
Brandt was RELEASED from jail on bond and is walking free
What is going on here?
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Trump is a Maestro. You idiots are petty little hacks.
#FJBiden
#MorningJoe
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#TheFive
Why are you not covering this?
Looks like the airports have been shut down by Dutch farmers.
The world is watching.
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#MorningJoe
Remember when the FBI raided Chappequa after the Clinton's had Sandy Burglar steal the documents about Osama Bin Laden from the National Archive?
Yeah....me neither.
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@Lynnebf_2846
Fox already called the Nov election for Klamydia. At least Bret Baier and Droopy Dawg did.
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The sooner you realize it's all a giant TV show, the better off you'll be.
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Anyone in here remember Andrew Breitbart? A friend of mine. So powerful, they killed him. Like JFK.
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@JCWhittington_
Black people be like. "I can't afford a damn thing, but if
#Kamala
dances with Franklin, then maybe I'll vote for her/him."
Sure. Right.
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#MorningJoe
I'm so old, I remember when you sent 40 FBI agents at 5 am to take down 72 yr old Roger Stone and his deaf wife (with cancer) for "lying about Russia" or some other bullshit. Gonna apologize now?
No?
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@AmyMcGrathKY
He didn't RETIRE as one as he claimed. He didn't serve in Afghanistan or Iraq as he claimed, and boogied when he knew they were being DEPLOYED.
Other than that, burning down his beautiful city for good, putting tampons in little boys bathrooms and going to CHINA 33 times, he's
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#MorningJoe
I'm so old, I remember when Eric Holder did not comply to a congressional subpoena and no one arrested him at the airport.
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#MorningJoe
I'm sure that everyone losing their asses in their 401k plans really gives a damn about your little hissy fit about the Wall St Journal today
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So the
#FBI
was spying on Rudy and Bannon so they knew the
#HunterBidenLaptop
story was coming out..
They went to Twitter and Fakebook and warned them not to allow the story to run.
WHO'S GOING TO PRISON???
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@tomselliott
@RepHankJohnson
"Wouldn't Guam CAPSIZE if we put more troops on that island?"
- Hank Johnson
@RepHankJohnson
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I've always said, a couple volcanoes will change the "climate" more than anything in history.
#MorningJoe
#FJBiden
Anyone see that volcano in Japan? It’s currently producing more CO2 than the entire world driving to work and all cows shitting for the entirety of human existence.
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#TheFive
how does Squeeky know there was more corruption in Rico under Trump? Answer- She DOESN'T.
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The Stupid leading the Infirm. Watch that step!!
She is terrified he's gonna check out with her holding his hand.
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Introducing Biden's newest handler — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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WATCH: Ric Grenell Calls on GOP Candidates to Drop Out, Endorse Trump After Indictment
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@drawandstrike
Yes. Been saying the exact same thing. They are still playing the old game. Which is why they will try to shut down the internet shortly. Mark it down.
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So my 3rd cousin, a guy who was as fit as can be, a professor at a major college, never took a single drug, runner, fit as a fiddle, keeled over a week ago in his new retirement condo and was life flighted and didn't make it. No one knows why. 63.
#DiedSuddendly
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