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@RealGermanPeter

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I make Youtube videos and also video games. You can also call me German, or Peter. He/ him

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@RealGermanPeter
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2 years
Official loading screen for a video game that was totally completely ready to launch
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@RealGermanPeter
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6 months
Gamers can we talk about this gate, please? I've been dying to talk about this gate all day. Why is it over a bridge and not on just one side? Why is it ANGLED? How is it even supported? AND WHY ARE THERE FIVE SETS OF NAILS IF THERE'S ONLY FOUR BARS?????
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@RealGermanPeter
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20 days
"Eeeyikes! There sure are a lot of demons around here lately! It really seems like there's Hell on Earth! Who will save us from this Doom?" The Doomed Guy:
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@RealGermanPeter
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5 months
Happy Trans Day of Invincibility!
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
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@RealGermanPeter
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3 years
TF2 community: *is massively racist, sexist, homophobic and transphobic, and almost exclusively plays in unmoderated spaces* Also TF2 community: "Why are there so many bots and why does Valve not want to update the game? :c A mystery we'll take to our graves."
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@RealGermanPeter
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5 years
ngl this part really got me in the Overwatch 2 trailer 😢😭
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
@tobyfox Good lord Toby, please don't overwork yourself. I didn't even know you were struggling with wrist pain, yet you still kept going. It's admirable for sure, but don't set yourself on fire just to finish this project. Your health and wellbeing are most important. Good luck!
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@RealGermanPeter
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3 years
TF2 fans be like "pronouns are too hard to remember" but then remember the names and stats of all 160 weapons
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
pack.png is nice and all but when are they gonna find out where the Herobrine screenshot was taken?
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
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@RealGermanPeter
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2 years
@Gandeon I legit almost had a heart attack when I saw this because it was on screen for like 2 seconds and I genuinely couldn't believe they left that in there
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@RealGermanPeter
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6 months
@fantoroVEVO BUT WHY AT AN ANGLE IN THE FIRST PLACE
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4 years
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
TF2's legacy is a wholesome and friendly one for sure
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
TF2 players when they have to make a joke that's not just recycling stale memes and/ or horribly racist
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@RealGermanPeter
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5 months
Btw I posted this one on Youtube too and it made me lose like 50 subs lol Not a significant amount in any way though, and I hope those whiners are seething and malding. Don't need 'em, don't even want 'em <3
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5 months
Happy Trans Day of Invincibility!
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
Every copy of Team Fortress 2 is personalized
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
Stage 1
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@RealGermanPeter
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5 years
Me: "TF2 has such a beautiful artstyle! I just love the care they put in all those details, to make every place feel distinct and unique!" Comp TF2 players:
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8 months
@MarioBrothBlog Furry Mario inflation...
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26 days
Has anyone done this already
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@RealGermanPeter
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3 months
@thegrayfruit Literally the reason why I refused to continue playing OW2 until they made all heroes free (again).
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@RealGermanPeter
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3 years
Hey guys did you hear Gaben said they're working on TF2??? OMG HEAVY UPDATE CONFIRMED!!1! Can't wait for the community to overhype it, be disappointed when it's not the thing they hyped it up to be, and then harass literally everyone involved (and uninvolved). As they always do.
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@RealGermanPeter
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3 years
I'm not gonna stoop down to the level of certain people in the comments, so I'll say this: If you really doubt there's toxicity in TF2, LISTEN to the experiences of female, LGBTQ+ and POC players. And then do YOUR part to prevent those bad experiences from happening again.
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3 years
TF2 community: *is massively racist, sexist, homophobic and transphobic, and almost exclusively plays in unmoderated spaces* Also TF2 community: "Why are there so many bots and why does Valve not want to update the game? :c A mystery we'll take to our graves."
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@MarioBrothBlog Assigned Luigi At Bootup
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@RealGermanPeter
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6 months
@CutVideoGame Apparently there's a cut weapon in the game where if you miss a shot with it, you gain a massive debt
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
It's interesting seeing people on r/tf2 think Heavy might be added to Smash because he won that poll. Not only are they Nintendo fans that overhype literally anything, but also TF2 fans which are desparate for anything. Combine the two, and ohhh boy! P.S.: It ain't gonna happen.
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@RealGermanPeter
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3 months
@MarioBrothBlog Ah, but notice how the eyes are also missing a pixel each. I submit this for your own consideration:
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
"Okay so for Barnblitz_Pro I wanna replace all the snow with grass because performance or something" -"Great, but what about the shack that's covered with a huge pile of snow?" "Yes"
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@RealGermanPeter
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6 years
@gIacked How about "I'm not sexist but I don't want women in my games unless they're sex objects"
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6 months
@KrystaKitsune IT'S NOT A JOKE KRYSTA I'M SERIOUS PLEASE
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3 years
Friendly reminder I talked about this whole thing 3 years ago Yes, I am smug about it
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6 years
Found this in the TF2 effects texture files, what is this?
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@RealGermanPeter
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5 years
@Thafnine @roman_nfkrz I mean at this point they might as well add an automated reply for Youtubers getting their channels ruined by Youtube
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4 years
I'm ashamed to be part of this community sometimes
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4 years
@MarioBrothBlog Super Mario at the Nuremberg trials
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8 months
@SlappyCromwell @valvesoftware (HL:Alyx spoilers below) I'm sure that's a reference. HL2 was already full of hidden G-Man sightings in TVs and such. Maybe this one is static because he's frozen in place in the game, before you accidentally break him out.
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@RealGermanPeter
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9 months
Hexen 2 file names are also pretty good (It's short for "assassin")
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6 months
@whiteboycooksri That's even worse!!! That just ruins the structural integrity of the bridge!!!!!!!
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@RealGermanPeter
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10 months
Sometimes, Doom file names are something magical. (It stands for "CARPet ORNate")
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 months
@TheOtherTravGuy Only if it also works like the German port in other ways, like turning all enemies into robo- Hmm...
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5 months
@thegrayfruit The entirety of A Bug's Life
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@RealGermanPeter
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11 months
IMPORTANT announcement: This Friday, on the 20th of October, at 20:00 CEST (UTC+2), I will be joining @thegrayfruit 's stream of Midnight Mercenaries! We'll voicechat as he plays, and I'll be revealing a couple things about the game. Hope to see you there!
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
Valve employee 1: "Hey guys, our Youtube channel for TF2 reached a million subscribers!" Valve employee 2: "We had a Youtube channel for that?" Valve employee 3: "What's a TF2?"
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3 years
@3kliksphilip TF2 fans will rant about bots 24/7 but still play on bot-infested servers while avoiding community servers with actual moderation like the plague. At some point, you kinda stop pitying them.
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5 years
@PyroJoe dude cant believe tf2 is physically dead im crying n shakin in the club rn hold me
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2 months
@thegamesarefake I kind of have an inkling that this account exists as a sort-of testing ground for potential indie games... this one especially I could see being a real thing.
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@RealGermanPeter
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3 years
Ohhh lemme try this one too
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Anyone do this yet
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@RealGermanPeter
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3 years
@Umbrys1 People on r/tf2 would blame you for that. "How DARE you put something related to your identity in your name? You were ASKING for it!" (Which is basically what Redditors have said to me)
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5 months
@CutVideoGame Man look at that massive turnip!!!
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@CutVideoGame Wow.......so retro..........
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2 years
@the_sunny_d_123 I mean, they're almost definitely overworked, but stuff like this just happens sometimes. Maybe they just needed a quick screenshot of the map for the loading screen and used an old one that was used for testing, not seeing the dummies. I know I've done stuff like that before.
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@RealGermanPeter
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2 years
Can we finally admit that fireworks are loud, wasteful, obnoxious garbage that should just get banned? Seriously, the amount of waste and pollution and the way they just disorient and upset animals really isn't being made up for by "Ohhh, shiny sparkly!".
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@RealGermanPeter
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25 days
@TheOtherTravGuy I personally hated it. I like being creative, I don't like being FORCED to get creative. I preferred Doom 2016's combat, where I could use the SSG all the time if I wanted to. Constant weapon switching is too tedious for me, and I just remember being overwhelmed all the time.
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@RealGermanPeter
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2 months
People always share this image to show how simpler and better games were in the 90s. But did you know it's not actually from a real magazine? You can tell because of the scorch marks on the walls, which were only added to Doom's source ports later. Sorry, it's all lies.
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1 year
@thegrayfruit I mean there was a Yoshi's Story tech demo for the GBA that never fully released
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4 years
hello nieces and nephews
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5 years
What the world looks like to you when you forgot to install Counter-Strike: Source
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@FreshKnight1 Introducing: the one enemy you're going to hate even more than the bosses
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4 years
when you're hurt but vibing
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@RealGermanPeter
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3 years
I can't believe I'm saying this, but - Hotline Fortress is complete. There's nothing else for me to do except wait for the sprites and music to be finished. Here's hoping that the game will release end of next January or February, hopefully not March. Oh, and - Merry Christmas :)
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4 months
Oh my god stop we get it, it did well!!!! I was expecting this to get 10% as many views, the actual hell is going on????
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2 years
I love Jerma, but god do I hate his chat sometimes. It's not funny or quirky to go "OMG BORING" or "NEXT GAME" when he's playing a game you don't care about. Leave the freaking stream then you entitled idiot. No one is forcing you to watch something you don't want to.
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2 months
why is she like this
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3 years
Any lore explanation why Badwater Basin is shaped like Australia in TF2?
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4 years
AND YOU ALL DOUBTED ME
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4 years
pack.png is nice and all but when are they gonna find out where the Herobrine screenshot was taken?
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7 years
/r/tf2 mods: "Hey let's restrict memes slightly, they're not going away though, don't worry." /r/tf2: REEEEE NAZI MODS BANNING MEMES FOREVER
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
I've noticed there's zero toilets on any TF2 map. Do you think when the mercs need to use the bathroom, they just kill themselves and respawn? I do.
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19 days
I'm happy to announce that I've finally finished my 32-level megawad for Doom 2, where every level looks, sounds and plays like it was made by Sandy Petersen. I hope you enjoy playing it as much as I did making it!
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@RealGermanPeter
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3 years
Muselk's latest video is the most honest advertisement you could get for TF2. Don't play this game, because of the massive amounts of bots. Don't make videos about this game, because people will hate on you despite you having left the game years prior. Just stay away from TF2.
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2 years
birth 🎉🥳🎂
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4 years
@danekevincook I have never eaten Kraft Mac and Cheese, this is accurate
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3 years
2FORT SPEEDRUN IN 4:12 WR
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3 years
Something extraordinary happened with my copy of Portal 2.
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
Quick advice to TF2 players: even if you're not getting kills but are just damaging enemies, you're still helping. A Scout without full HP might not charge into the enemy base anymore, so he has to seek out a medkit. Basically, you're robbing the enemy of resources (i.e. time).
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1 year
@hotlinemiamitxt Man, that's the best mashup between these two games that I've ever seen
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5 years
@TF2_txt What the hell is wrong with you
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4 years
Trans war paint Trans war paint
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New Halloween War Paint, Mr. Bullet War Paint! Vote now on Steam Workshop: #TF2
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@RealGermanPeter
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5 years
@ItsDKoda What? People seriously hated on Sketchek, and Karma has gotten so many tribute posts on Reddit it's unbelievable. I've no idea which people you meant, but I witnessed the exact opposite.
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@RealGermanPeter
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4 years
@FUNKePills @danekevincook Companies not preparing in advance and now having to suffer as a result of not being prepared enough? That's a new one for this year!
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@RealGermanPeter
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3 years
Oh and since the same god damn "argument" keeps popping up: I don't give a rat's behind that all communities are toxic. It doesn't matter, it's ALL bad. No exceptions and comparisons. Stop wasting air and actually do your part to try to create a nice community for TF2 for once.
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TF2 community: *is massively racist, sexist, homophobic and transphobic, and almost exclusively plays in unmoderated spaces* Also TF2 community: "Why are there so many bots and why does Valve not want to update the game? :c A mystery we'll take to our graves."
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Edging
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4 years
I'm glad TF2 got a new update and I'm sure that they'll eventually fix the bot problem, but it's very telling how people are perfectly pleased with just being given a new case. If that's all Valve needs to do to keep people spending money, why bother with a Heavy update at all?
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birth 🙃
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3 years
why do you do this i don't even tweet anything
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4 years
Oh boy I love it when TF2 gamers sling hate towards creators while pretending it's "criticism"❤️ What a wholesome and jolly community it is, not toxic at all! Le funny pootis hoovy does le conga amirite xD
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Gamers: "We want SHORTER games, with WORSE graphics, and we're NOT kidding!" Also gamers:
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4 years
Come on guys, we have scans of Jerma's face, when are we getting an actual Payday 2 mod to turn him into a playable heister?
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@RealGermanPeter
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2 years
Dear Youtubers: unless your video is like an hour long, all you need to do to add subtitles to it is to simply upload the script on Youtube and hit "Edit Timings", and Youtube will do the rest. It's the easiest thing ever and you should do it on all your videos, PLEASE.
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2 years
@transparencyboo You'd think Wartinet is just in it for the money, but no. The guy genuinely loves his job too.
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@MarioBrothBlog Honestly, if Rookie had been revealed to have been an entirely separate character, that'd have been a far funnier joke. Like how Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door pokes fun at the player being very aware of the bad guy in disguise.
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